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[ # ] OMG Abby Lee Miller is actually dancing!!!
February 22nd, 2012 under Lifetime, Talk Shows

Abby Lee Miller was on The Wendy Williams Show today and the dance teacher taught the host how to dance. But unlike Dance Moms, Abby Lee actually danced with her student. Now that I have finally seen her dance, I would like to go back to not knowing what it looked like when she danced. Really did I need to know what it would look like if Jabba the Hut slinked her way into a body roll? I just can’t get that image out of my head. It is like it is burned in my eyes and it won’t get away.
That isn’t the only horrifying thought going around in my head right now. I also pictured how Abby Lee uses that pink bat when she listens to a certain Billy Idol song, you know Dancing with Myself… What you know you thought it too?
Now over to Dance Moms, who else besides me is not liking the fake drama this season with Jill and Cathy? The Candy Apples thing is so last season and needs to end. When it comes to Jill, the tension she has added to the show makes me tense. It really makes me so uncomfortable, I have considered giving up my guilty pleasure because of it.


  • Anonymous

    The body roll is momentum

  • Anonymous

    I’m thin (just putting it out so ignorant people can realize I’m not taking these attacks personal). I’m just shocked at the predjudice so many ignorant people have against others who struggle with obesity. Like they are not supposed to dance and enjoy life in other ways.

  • Anonymous

    For real! Can’t a big girl dance without someone making rude comments. I’m thin too. It’s just very rude and simple-minded. Get a clue people! Being big doesn’t mean you are a bad person?!!? Wtf

  • Anonymous

    She’s a cow!

  • Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.
    You clearly know what youre talking about, why throw away
    your intelligence on just posting videos to your site when you could be giving us something informative to read?

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  • Cyber_Me

    LOL. I just caught a few episodes of that show tonight, she really is a bossy hot mess. Was she ever thinner? I’ve never seen an overweight dance instructor before until her. They’re usually in shape even in their later years because they usually work out still. And I just saw on another site that she has (or had ) a younger handsome “boy toy”. He was feeding her ice cream in one of the pictures, and her mouth was very very wide open lol. Those are some very messy catty moms on that show too. Wow! Tacky.

  • Anonymous

    Too all the haters, I would just like to wonder if any of you could come up with amazing dances like her? Just because she doesn’t have the “correct” body shape for a dancer instructor doesn’t mean that she can’t be one! She is living her dream and enjoying life, and you can see that she loves teaching dance. Lay off!

    • Queef Police

      Nope. She’s a complete cunt.

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