Abby Lee Miller was on The Wendy Williams Show today and the dance teacher taught the host how to dance. But unlike Dance Moms, Abby Lee actually danced with her student. Now that I have finally seen her dance, I would like to go back to not knowing what it looked like when she danced. Really did I need to know what it would look like if Jabba the Hut slinked her way into a body roll? I just can’t get that image out of my head. It is like it is burned in my eyes and it won’t get away.
That isn’t the only horrifying thought going around in my head right now. I also pictured how Abby Lee uses that pink bat when she listens to a certain Billy Idol song, you know Dancing with Myself… What you know you thought it too?
Now over to Dance Moms, who else besides me is not liking the fake drama this season with Jill and Cathy? The Candy Apples thing is so last season and needs to end. When it comes to Jill, the tension she has added to the show makes me tense. It really makes me so uncomfortable, I have considered giving up my guilty pleasure because of it.