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[ # ] There is no Cure for Robert Smith’s hair
May 31st, 2011 under Bad Hair





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Robert Smith has always had an interesting hairstyle, but now the Freakshow just looks like a long deserted bird’s nest. There is no Cure for that untamed Forest, I think the only way to tame it would be to chop it all down. Can some one please show him how to use a brush because it doesn’t look like he has used one since his mother sang him a Lullaby to go to sleep. It is so bad that Donald Trump wrote him a Lovesong because he no longer has the worst hair in show business.
Robert Smith the only way I want to see Pictures of You is if you did something to control that hairdo that makes Edward Scissorhands’ look sleek. And remember if you go to the barber, Boys Don’t Cry!!!

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[ # 518590 ] Comment from Twat Muffin [May 31, 2011, 2:04 pm]

“no Cure” “untamed Forest” “sang him a Lullaby” “wrote him a Lovesong” “Robert Smith the only way I want to see Pictures of You” “remember if you go to the barber, Boys Don’t Cry!!!”

DON’T DO THAT AGAIN!

[ # 518630 ] Comment from Anonymous [May 31, 2011, 5:26 pm]

if robert smith no longer looked like a crazy cat lady, the world would be a sad place indeed.

[ # 518646 ] Comment from michelle [May 31, 2011, 6:32 pm]

the cure is still my favorite band…despite Robert’s hair

[ # 518805 ] Comment from Low Tide [June 1, 2011, 5:45 am]

He’s in his 50′s now. There can’t be much health left in that hair. Poor Robert, all the divas just get wigs when 50 years of platinum treatments make it fall apart, but this dude has to struggle through with his rat-sucked chicken feather hair. I love you Robert Smith!

[ # 718857 ] Comment from Sherrie [September 20, 2011, 1:08 am]

I love Robert no matter what his hair looks like. Although, I like it like it was in the 80′s and 90′s better. His lyrics make up for a bad hair day…that’s for sure ! :)

[ # 1084276 ] Comment from Rob [January 11, 2012, 8:58 pm]

horsefeathers! best. hair. ever!

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