Tonight the movie that has been in the Electric Dreams of tons boys for many years will make its debut on Syfy at 9p and let me tell you that Mega Python vs Gatoroid is a total dream!
Debbie Gibson plays a snake lover (insert joke here) who rescues several snakes from different labs and releases them into the Florida Everglades. Only problem is she didn’t know they were part of an experiment and they grow to a Mega size and eat everything and everyone in their path. Tiffany plays the lead park ranger there trying to keep her Everglades alive, so she feeds the gators experimental steroids and they grow to size of a Gatoroid. Eventually the two over-sized reptilian creatures start battling it out and so do the two pop queens. Yes rumored rivals Tiffany and Debbie Gibson will have a huge a$$ cat fight that it makes the infamous Dynasty one seem like it was just a slap on the wrist. All of the previews for the Mega fight were only a small part of the actual one that is scene in the film. Seriously both pop singers are such incredible actresses in this movie, that it impressed me by how well they made the transition from singing to acting.
Besides the fight Mega Python vs Gatoroid is the funnest and most Mega movie I have ever seen on Syfy’s Saturday night at 9p and I have seen almost all of them. So whether you can stand horror movies or not, you are going to love this Mega Pyhton vs Gatoroid. BTW it is too cold to go out tonight, so don’t spend it Alone Now and stay in watch this movie and play the drinking I came up with for it. If you follow what I say below, by the end of the movie you will be mega sh!tfaced.
Mega Python vs Gatoroid Drinking Game:
Every time someone or something is killed, drink.
Every time someone says “Bitch”, drink
Every time there is a Debbie Gibson or Tiffany reference, finish the drink.