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September 30th, 2010 under Betty White, William Shatner


William Shatner was doing an interview with Vanity Fair and in it he broke the news that Betty White and him are making a sex tape for AARP.

Q; Say I wanted to trick you into talking about your affair with Betty White. How do I make that happen?
A; Quite easily. Betty and I have been lovers for awhile. That’s all out in the open. We’re going to do a sex tape for the A.A.R.P.

Q: You said in a recent interview that Betty’s “totally flexible in the hip area.” You do realize that you’ve given the world a mental image that can’t be un-thought?
A: I do realize that, and I stand by it. Her hips are very flexible. Although to be fair, it’s held together by rubber bands. (Laughs.)

Q: Is there anything on your body that’s still flexible?
A; My left pinkie. That’s pretty much it. You should see it flex. But other than that, it’s… (Laughs.) Oh god, you’re getting me to say things I shouldn’t. You’re dangerous!

Q: O.K., one more question. You wear a toupee. We all know it, it’s obvious, but you won’t admit it. How long are you going to hold on to this ruse? Is it a mystery you’ll be taking to your grave?
A: Probably. But if it’s any consolation, that’s not very long from now.

I think he’s joking, at least I pray he is joking because that is one sex tape even though I wouldn’t want to see it I know would wind up watching it over and over again.

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