Jessica Simpson’s nana is in the hospital and in between visiting her she tweeted, “‘You can fake an orgasim but you can’t fake laughter’ Bob Dylan” and there was a typo her Tweet. I only realized it because she later tweeted, “I meant “orgasm” not orgasim…one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm…was he hitting on me?” Yes Jessica he was hitting on you, but I would be more worried that he is reading your tweets instead of taking care of your nana.
You know maybe she should date that doctor because she might have better luck with him then the past men in her life that she had to fake orgasims for? Although John Mayer is rumored to be really good in bed…
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