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[ # ] Nicollette Sheridan’s shocking death on Desperate Housewives!
February 25th, 2009 under Desperate Housewives

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Marc Cherry is really killing off Nicolette Sheridan on Desperate Housewives according to the National Enquirer!

When the gorgeous star leaves the show in a very special April episode, her character - devious real estate agent Edie Britt - will survive a harrowing car crash only to get zapped from a death-dealing surge from a live wire moments later, divulge sources.

"It will be one of the most bizarre character deaths in TV history," revealed a show insider.

Ironically, the demanding 45-year-old actress had been targeted for "capital punishment" by the show's producer for some time, disclosed the insider. "She's always clashed with series creator-executive producer Marc Cherry. "For some time, Marc and the writers have been planning a dramatic demise befitting Nicollette," the insider confided.

Dang that really sounds like Marc Cherry hates her, he really hates her.

For Nicollette - if you are going to die on a show, that is a good way to go! Leave them talking and remembering you!!!


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[ # 280036 ] Comment from Anonymous [February 25, 2009, 8:12 am]

my friends boyfriend was in a minor car accident late at night and when he got out to walk for help he walked into a power line and died on the spot. very tragic

[ # 280038 ] Comment from Apres Ski [February 25, 2009, 8:16 am]

When you’ve been that big of a pain-in-the-ass, of course, you’re going to go out with a bang . . . to make sure not even your ghost can travel over to Ghost Whisperer for Jennifer Love Hewitt can bring you back or talk to you!!

ROTFLOL!!!

[ # 280059 ] Comment from killershoes [February 25, 2009, 11:21 am]

I’m sure all her abused EX’s will have a video copy to watch over and over and over again so they can laugh their heads off.

[ # 280179 ] Comment from really? [February 25, 2009, 5:37 pm]

Why are they revealing that she will die and all details about it, instead of surprising the audience? That’s strange

[ # 280200 ] Comment from Aspiring Austrian Actress [February 25, 2009, 6:19 pm]

I heard that ABC was a CFR run company and that the US military sits on ABC’s board of directors. Haliburton, who ripped off Americans in Iraq, put their men on ABC’s corporate board. CFR’s goal it to destroy America’s defenses and that nation’s economy. They control politicians and the United Nations. They control the US military. So, ABC is actually partially a military propaganda machine. Maybe Nicolette wants out of the crime family. Maybe she realized that Marc Cherry said his mother would love him even if he was a murderer and decided that she should bow down to fascists and cut and run. Otherwise, “downsizing” her character’s role might mean that she’s sent to ABC Tower in Burbank and its pulled down on her. Or as Larry Silverstein defines it, “someone picks a bugger in front of her to make her collapse,” or something like that. I forget how he defines it. So, to prevent Cherry from picking bugers and eating them in front of her in the Towers, it’s better to just say bye-bye to Haliburton’s John Bryson and Lockheed -Martin’s Alison Lewis who are on ABC’s board. There’s an old German saying that goes, “Leave the trash before it leaves you” that she’d be wise to learn.

Smile and be glad you weren’t downsized in the Silverstein fashion. Eventually, we all wake up and realize that Francis Bacon was right, not about Freemasonry, but about the truth that “Knowledge is Power.”

[ # 280217 ] Comment from Aspiring Austrian Actress [February 25, 2009, 6:56 pm]

Someone has brought it to my attention that I spelled booger wrong. I stand corrected. Therefore, according to Silverstein, picking boogers means downsizing and it also pulling. My apologies. Silverstein’s definition of “pull” can be found in the book, “Newspeak For American Fascists Who Kill Their Own People For Profit.” It’s found on page 6. The Author is the wannabe Lord Francis Bacon who is the original founder of America which he called Atlantis because it was across the Atlantic Ocean (from Europe).

Anyway, I’m sure Silverstein has read up on Francis Bacon because he seems to follow his principles of profiteering to perfection.

But, I was thinking, not in the religious sense of the word or the Freemason’s sense of the word, but just thinking in the natural and human sense of the word, that the exit of the character Edie via car accident and then power line has been done before in the movie Ice Princess or something like that where a driver hits ice crashes and a wire electrocutes him. It’s also very Deux et Machina since Los Angeles isn’t known for snow and neither is the Universal backlot where its filmed. It’s just going to be one of those inane easy choices made to keep the show on the air.

I was thinking that the way she should exit should go something like this, “Haliburton should come in and declare Wisteria Lane a Green Zone and have an archetict named Wolfowitz carry around blueprints for building over the street and installing a stripmall after hanging the Alpha male on the block and looting the block of its art. Some brand of fundamental religion should be forced on anyone in that New People’s Money Zone and the name of the street should be changed to Atlantis Lane. Her character should be renditioned to some nation where torture is legal and everyone on Atlantis Lane should complain that they learned the truth and that they want the mass media to discuss the truth. But the media refuses and ignores their requests. So the New People of Atlantis Lane take to the streets in protests and buy a ghetto blaster to blast the new song “Conscious Evolution” while protesting the media’s blackout of truth. The protests are dubbed by the New People of Atlantis, “New People of Atlantis committed an Inside Job” as they demand truth and Freedom to replace fascism. They decide they no longer want to be the infrastructure that is stepped on and robbed, but they want to be higher up on the pyramid. They want the Lords of Industry to play fairly or be put into rockets and launched toward the sun from whence they came out of the fires of you-know-what. Edie, who headed the protests from her renditioned location by charming guards who magically grew a brain in an empty jar left out under the sun, returns and has the mall dismantled and Wisteria Lane is restored to the dream it was meant to be, a place where women have to deal with mean homosexual men who do whatever they want because they are backed by the military who tells them to not tell if even if they are asked and where lies from a fascist government and fascist corporations are expected and known but simply not discussed because there’s no media outlet to expose them.

Then Edie is crowned a god and made ruler of the underworld and her name is changed to Hel because it’s discovered that she’s really Norse.

[ # 280236 ] Comment from Aspiring Austrian Actress [February 25, 2009, 7:41 pm]

In the next season after that, Edie has to appease the people at the bottom of the infrastructure, those at the bottom of the pyramid. Those at the bottom realize that they are living in hell and ruled by Hel, but that Hel is not really in power, the bankers are really in power. They want Hel to tell the bankers to remove the chains that bind them to poverty. Those at the bottom of the pyramid want the symbol on the dollar bill changed from a pyramid with an eye in it to something that doesn’t represent the New People’s Order. They want the symbol to go away, to make it magically disappear in the Masonic sense of the word, to really just disappear, like all of the floors of the twin towers so that the place on the currency is just empty, blank, useless, just there to be looked at and not rebuilt over for more fascists to come in and put their secret symbols in its place. She grants them their wish, they don’t even have to have to throw coins into fountains, she simply grants their wish.

Then the people of Hel decide they want to live higher up and get a piece of Haven that they call a new Haven. A place where they can keep the fruits of their own labor, where fascists aka New People of Atlantis, can’t rob them of their first fruits by a vast array of banking scams, stockmarket scams, downsizing scams, annual layoff scams, healthcare fraud, electricity fraud, Energy fraud, oil cabal fraud and so forth. They want the government led by Hel to free them truly and to stop stealing the fruits of their labor because they are so very tired of morons and pigs eating figuratively their money after robbing the people of the infrastructure who are habitually robbed an deceived and told to ask the sky to help them. The people realize that they sky has probably never really helped them and they ask Hel to help them. Hel helps them and grants their wishes and prohibits the Lords at the top of the pyramid from robbing the infrastructure folks by restoring anti-trust laws and making conglomerations such as ABC, NBC and CBS, Sony and Paramount, Murdoch’s Corp are there by dissolved to ground one, to exist only as entertainment companies instead of allowing them to be a part of the military and Energy Cabal where they used ill-gotten wealth to rob the masses, rob artists and commit mass murder through illegal wars and prevent any rational logical discussion of it by blocking two-way communication over the airwave etc.

Hel is praised and people remember her name, knowing her by her works.

[ # 293527 ] Comment from Jess [March 19, 2009, 10:10 pm]

Obviously she was going to be cut. They pulled her picture from the original opening credits last season or so.

[ # 320070 ] Comment from Anonymous [May 11, 2009, 12:27 am]

I cannot believe they are killing off Edie since they moved the show five years into the future edit is really the only character that has kept the show fun. I mean come on Susan and Mike arent together anymore?!?!!?!?!? Bree got the baby taken off her (what more have we heard from that?)The only hosuewives I like on the show are Gabi and Edie and even Gabi has settled more down then what she was in previous seasons…its not a good move marc

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