Madonna used to have the scariest muscular arms because she used to work out a lot. Today when Anderson Cooper asked her how much she works out on his daytime talk show, and she said she had to cut down because she has four kids and five jobs. To her cutting down means working out for 90 minutes 5 days a week, but to me that is just the opposite.
So what are those five jobs she says she has? Singer, “actress”, failed director, clothing designer and ???. Maybe now that W.E. bombed at the box office, she will be able to add another half hour to exercise regimen?
You know what I think is interesting when she had those muscular arm, she loved to wear short sleeves and show them off. Now that her arms probably have more meat on them, she is always seems to be wearing long sleeves. I wish she would do the opposite instead.
On February 11th Kevin Smith will follow up his Epix special Too Fat to Fly with Burn in Hell and that is exactly what the director is going to do after talking to a 12 year old like that. The 90 minute special will have Silent Bob being very vocal about his movie Red State plus other things. He will also answer questions from the audience and you never know what they are going to say and better yet you don’t know how he is going to answer. If you thought his movies pushed the envelope, they are nothing compared to what he said on that Austin stage to a packed audience. So if you thought you would never look at Shannen Doherty after Mallrats, then imagine how you will be able to look at Kevin Smith after Burn in Hell.
Yesterday was Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day and to celebrate Jimmy Kimmel had Guillermo wrapped in bubble wrap from head to toe. But it didn’t stop there, the ABC late night host wanted his security guard to jump off of Jimmy KImmel Live‘s studio roof on to Hollywood Blvd because he could. Well the new father reluctantly went on to the roof, jumped off of it and went splat.
After the commercial break two guys brought the limp body back into the studio and laid him down in his designated spot. Just like a bubble wrap bubble he went pop and was alive once again. Since Kimmel wasn’t satisfied with all he had done to his good buddy, he asked the man that was lying on his back on the floor wrapped in bubble wrap to stand up. Watching him try was the cutest thing I have ever seen. So watch that video all the way through for most precious thing ever.
NCIS is about to celebrate its 200th episode next week on CBS at 9p and Michael Weatherly is wearing his pants so high he looks as many years old as the show has episodes. Actually I am in pain just looking at him standing there. It is like self-imposed wedgie and I know boys and his boys don’t like that. It is a good thing his wife is pregnant because after how high his slacks are riding him, I am not sure he will be able to make another one?
Sincerely I love that picture of Tony DiNozzo having some fun on the set of TV’s #1 show, I had to share it with you.
Tonight on Fox’s Raising Hope at 9:30p, Hope’s nursery school puts on a show and her daycarf buddies suit up for the occasion. How arfdorable are the pups all dressed in suits like that? If that picture is any hint how good tonight’s episode, I can’t wait to bark about it!
Seriously if you have never seen Raising Hope, why don’t you start tonight because the man’s best friend wants you to watch them so badly they put on a tie for you.
Yesterday was the 100th episode of Gossip Girl as an XOXO for watching the producers might have reveled who Gossip Girl really is.
SPOILER – They ended the episode with someone typing on a computer and as she says “I’ll never tell. XOXO, Gossip Girl” the camera pans to reveal that she is Georgina Sparks.
So is she the most feared woman in Manhattan? Did the producers break the golden rule of television, you know not to reveal that show’s secret until the series finale? We will have to wait to find out which I am sure won’t be too much longer because I have a feeling that that outing her identity just killed the show and they are going to have to clean up their mess ASAP.
XOXO Georgina Sparks?
We all know that Kristen Bell is just the cutest thing and now we are seeing her even cuter than you could ever imagine. The House of Lies actress tells the truth about her obsession with sloths on Ellen today. On the show she tells the story about how perfect fiance’ Dax Shepard got her a surprise for her birthday party and when she figured out that her surprise gift was a sloth she broke down in hysterics over the news. But what made that story even better is that Parenthood actor filmed her as he told her what her slothy present was. She was seen lying in their bed with her hand over her eyes crying hysterically that she was finally going to see a sloth in person.
But it doesn’t stop there, after they come out of the video Ellen DeGeneres tells her that they are bringing out the cutest sloth for her to see. The daytime host was only joking, but it was enough to bring tears to her eyes. That was so cruel, but at the same time so freaking cute.
I know that people who work on Ice Age won’t read this, but I am making a plea to them to make her the voice of a female sloth if they do another movie or special. Let’s petition for this to happen.
Glenn Close was Late Night yesterday and she brought her husband out so that the two of them could give Jimmy Fallon a facelift. But they didn’t use any scalpels, instead they used Scotch Tape to give him his new look. When all was said and done, the NBC host got a new face that only a Twilight Zone episode could love.
Oh and he wasn’t the only one who got a facelift on the show, the six-time Oscar nominee also got one and it so much better than what they did on the set of Albert Nobbs.