2011 is almost over and Daniel Tosh pretty much summarized it on his show Tosh.O back in mid-November. So sit back and watch how he described in a way only he can get away with it.
The only thing he didn’t comment on was how Kim Kardashian proved that same-sex marriage should be legal because gays believe in the sanctity of marriage more than Sinead O’Connor and her do!
And to conclude my post on 2011 the that was… I want to say my person of the year is Gabrielle Giffords who unintentionally risked her life for her constituents and proved politicians can care about the people they represent. She also showed us a strength and courage that is so admirable and did not ask for herself but for others as continued to heal from a gunshot to head. She is a role model that kids of all ages can look up to and respect. In a year when we have gotten so sick of politicians and their bullsh!t, it is nice to have one that is the complete opposite.
So 2011 I bid you farewell and say hello 2012!!!
Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry today in LA even though neither one in the Continental US. The comedian is home in London and she is on vacation in Hawaii. TMZ posted the divorce filing that cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for ending his 14 month marriage. He released a statement saying “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”
The two had a world wind relationship, they started dating in September of 2009 after meeting again at the VMAs, they were engaged in January of 2010 and then married just over a year after they started dating on October 23, 2010 in India. The two of them spent a lot of time apart while he filmed movies as she toured and worked on her acting career; and I am sure that didn’t help to keep them together.
I was really hoping that they would last because they looked so much in love and they were so cute together.
via Huffington Post
Some family put shiny pointy hats on the heads of their four sleepy cats and they look us like two legged people on January 1st. You know hungover, sleeping on the floor and trying our hardest to get those stupid hats off. How did those things get on our heads in the first place and who came up with that stupid elastic thing that strangles us as we down the champagne?
Now when it comes to those purrfect kitties, you have to watch the video and don’t tell me it isn’t the cutest thing you see all day!
Twitter has given Cee Loo Green a Voice and he is using it to give us some Words of Wizdumb. Today the F*ck You singer Tweeted this, “After a long early morning swim my penis now looks like a one bedroom smurf house 🙂 I want my winnebego back” George Costanza is so happy that someone else is referencing shrinkage besides him!!!
BTW who else can’t stop picturing his penis before and after the swim, the thought of the one bedroom smurf house is horrifying me.
One of the things that Sting is known for his 5 hour tantric sex romps with his wife Trudy Styler and now she is talking about how that erotic tale got started. Here is what she told Daily Mail:
“Do you know who I blame for that? Bob Geldof. Him and Sting had gone to do an interview with a rock journalist, and the interview turned into a drinking session.
At one point, the journalist asked how long they could go for, and Geldof said he was a three-minute man, but, as Sting did yoga, he could probably go for hours. And Sting said ‘Well, havenâ€™t you heard of tantric sex?’
So Sting explained that it is all about being intimate, about caring for your partner, really engaging in intimacy before you, you knowâ€¦ have sex. And thatâ€™s the premise of tantra, really. Itâ€™s simply engagement with your partner.”
Wait forget that Sting doesn’t actually go hours in bed as he claims, the Boomtown Rats singer can only go for three minutes. Actually I always pictured him being a quickie, and to be honest I picture The Police singer going for even less than that.