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2011 the year that was…
December 31st, 2011 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

2011 is almost over and Daniel Tosh pretty much summarized it on his show Tosh.O back in mid-November. So sit back and watch how he described in a way only he can get away with it.
The only thing he didn’t comment on was how Kim Kardashian proved that same-sex marriage should be legal because gays believe in the sanctity of marriage more than Sinead O’Connor and her do!
And to conclude my post on 2011 the that was… I want to say my person of the year is Gabrielle Giffords who unintentionally risked her life for her constituents and proved politicians can care about the people they represent. She also showed us a strength and courage that is so admirable and did not ask for herself but for others as continued to heal from a gunshot to head. She is a role model that kids of all ages can look up to and respect. In a year when we have gotten so sick of politicians and their bullsh!t, it is nice to have one that is the complete opposite.
So 2011 I bid you farewell and say hello 2012!!!


Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s marriage was red hot and now it is ice cold
December 30th, 2011 under Katy Perry / Lady Gaga/ Ke$ha, Russell Brand. [ Comments: none ]

Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry today in LA even though neither one in the Continental US. The comedian is home in London and she is on vacation in Hawaii.
TMZ posted the divorce filing that cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for ending his 14 month marriage. He released a statement saying “Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”
The two had a world wind relationship, they started dating in September of 2009 after meeting again at the VMAs, they were engaged in January of 2010 and then married just over a year after they started dating on October 23, 2010 in India. The two of them spent a lot of time apart while he filmed movies as she toured and worked on her acting career; and I am sure that didn’t help to keep them together.
I was really hoping that they would last because they looked so much in love and they were so cute together.


New Year’s Eve is for pussies!!!
December 30th, 2011 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

via Huffington Post
Some family put shiny pointy hats on the heads of their four sleepy cats and they look us like two legged people on January 1st. You know hungover, sleeping on the floor and trying our hardest to get those stupid hats off. How did those things get on our heads in the first place and who came up with that stupid elastic thing that strangles us as we down the champagne?
Now when it comes to those purrfect kitties, you have to watch the video and don’t tell me it isn’t the cutest thing you see all day!


Words of Wizdumb from Cee Lo Green
December 30th, 2011 under The Voice, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]

Twitter has given Cee Loo Green a Voice and he is using it to give us some Words of Wizdumb. Today the F*ck You singer Tweeted this, “After a long early morning swim my penis now looks like a one bedroom smurf house 🙂 I want my winnebego back” George Costanza is so happy that someone else is referencing shrinkage besides him!!!
BTW who else can’t stop picturing his penis before and after the swim, the thought of the one bedroom smurf house is horrifying me.


Trudy Styler blames Bob Geldof for Sting’s longevity in bed!
December 30th, 2011 under Bob Geldof, The Police. [ Comments: none ]

One of the things that Sting is known for his 5 hour tantric sex romps with his wife Trudy Styler and now she is talking about how that erotic tale got started. Here is what she told Daily Mail:

“Do you know who I blame for that? Bob Geldof. Him and Sting had gone to do an interview with a rock journalist, and the interview turned into a drinking session.
At one point, the journalist asked how long they could go for, and Geldof said he was a three-minute man, but, as Sting did yoga, he could probably go for hours. And Sting said ‘Well, haven’t you heard of tantric sex?’
So Sting explained that it is all about being intimate, about caring for your partner, really engaging in intimacy before you, you know… have sex. And that’s the premise of tantra, really. It’s simply engagement with your partner.”

Wait forget that Sting doesn’t actually go hours in bed as he claims, the Boomtown Rats singer can only go for three minutes. Actually I always pictured him being a quickie, and to be honest I picture The Police singer going for even less than that.


To all the televsion shows we lost in 2011
December 30th, 2011 under Primetime TV. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen In Memoriams to people we have lost throughout the year, and now has done one for all of the television shows that didn’t make it to 2012. Watching that montage brought a tear to my eye because I really miss V, Outsourced, The Event, Smallville, Sh!t My Dad Says, Hellcats and Rescue Me to name a few.
So take a few minutes today and take a look back at all the great shows we said goodbye to in 2011.


Hot Links!
December 29th, 2011 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

You'll never believe who that body belongs to? – Celebslam
 Kris Kardashian's TMI – Evil Beet
Who tried to set this band on fire? – Dlisted
America is getting rid of Kanye West!!! – Rickey
Who isn't allowed to change her hair color? – Popbytes
This is why Bradley Cooper is People's Sexiest! – Celebitchy
Which married man was caught without his ring? – INF Daily
The Kardashian nanny is writing a revealing tell-all – Popbytes
Sinead O'Connor on why her 2 week marriage ended – TDW Gossip

Breaking up families one at a time on Family Feud!
December 29th, 2011 under Family Feud. [ Comments: none ]

Family Feud actually asked the contestants “Name an occupation filled with sweaty sexy men?” Sounds a little risque and it turned out to be just that for one woman who tried so innocently to answer the question by saying “dancers, you know, who take it off” as she gyrated her hips. Steve Harvey saw the way she was moving, so he had to ask if she had ever seen them dance in person. Before she answered, she looked at her husband at the other end, saw his reaction and was “like no, not at all”. Well I am sure she had a lot of explaining to do on the plane ride home, which I am sure was the longest one she has ever been on!
Hopefully her husband had a good sense of humor about and actually got her a personal stripper as a way saying it is OK that she went to a strip club!


BTWF roles: Zooey Descahnel in Maniac
December 29th, 2011 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]

Before Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon Levitt were singing together as friends, they were playing more than that in Maniac. She looks the same now as she did when she was in 20 in that 2001 movie.


Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are adorkable together
December 29th, 2011 under Fox, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. [ Comments: none ]

Zoeey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt sang What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve? together and who else is hoping that they are doing each other? And there might be something there because here is what the New Girl wrote on her site, “I have known Joe Gordon-Levitt for going on 12 years. We first met in the summer of 2000 while doing a tiny movie called Manic, where we bonded over a mutual appreciation for Harry Nilsson and Nina Simone and I have been lucky enough to call him one of my dearest friends ever since. When we did 500 Days of Summer 8 years later, we spent every lunch hour dancing to Marvin Gaye in the hair and make up trailer; we had loads of fun. I hope to do a thousand more movies with him because he’s simply the best.” Sounds like there might be something more there? They would be adorkable together, so let’s hope they kiss at midnight on NYE…and every day after that!!!


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