John Stamos is in Florida to ring in the New Year with the Beach Boys and like many celebrities he uses a fake name when he checks in to hotels. Well today he Tweeted how the place where he is staying messed up his alias, “The nice room service girl got my fake hotel name wrong and called me “mr sparkles” love it. I will only answer to mr sparkles today!!!” I think he should his change his name to that permanently because he always sparkles to me.
Humpty Dumpty stood in a ball,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All of Jersey’s Gorillas and all of Jersey’s Creeps
Couldn’t put Snooki together again…
Times Square said no to Snooki dropping in a big ball at 12m, but Seaside Heights has said yes to putting her in a ball on New Year’s Eve. After seeing her in a dry run, is it wrong for me to wish they would leave her up there?
BTW I feel bad for the people that will be standing under her because MTV is not there to pixilate her.
Ellen Pompeo attended the grand opening Of Marquee Nightclub and she debuted her new hairstyle. I don’t have a problem with the bangs, but that bun on the top her head with them doesn’t work. And I will be nice and not go off on Grey’s Anatomy star’s golden mini-dress, oh wait i just did…
Weird Al Yankovic posted this video of answering machine messages he left for his bandmate Bermuda Schwartz back in 1985. After listening to the many strange things he said with the unlimited time he had to leave them, it is no wonder they came up with a time limit for answering machine messages.
BTW Weird Al also admitted he was sober when he left those messages. If that is what he sounds like when he is under the influence, I want to know what he sounds like when he drunk dials…
Ever wonder which star has died the most on the big screen? Well ChaCha has compiled a list and Robert De Niro topped it at 14. The next actor who Dies Hard over and over again is Bruce Willis in with 11 deaths. Who is next on the list From Hell, that will be Johnny Depp who became known when Freddy Krueger killed him in Nightmare on Elm Street and he died 9 times after that. Now the list goes on, but I think it is wrong because I think that Brad Pitt who they say died 9 times should be equal with the man he co-starred with in an episode of 21 Jump Street. As you can see in the clip above from Meet Joe Black, he was definitely killed in Meet Joe Black as he was hit not by one, but by two cars in the movie that was so long I feel asleep watching as many times as Pitt has died on the big screen.
A little ditty, ’bout John & Elaine -
Two American stars living’ in the heart land.
Johnny is a rock’n’roll star
Elaine’s a model in the back seat of Johnny’s car.
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone, sayin’
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the thrill of living is gone
They walk on…
Or as his rep put it in a statement released to The Hollywood Reporter, “John and Elaine Mellencamp are proud of their 20 years together and are very happy with their accomplishments both as parents and as a family. They will continue to raise their two children in Indiana but have decided to call it a day as a couple.” The two married in 1992 and have two sons Hud, 16 and Speck, 15.
Russell Brand Tweeted a picture of his wife Katy Perry in bed with no makeup and I think she grounds for divorce because of it. Not that she is considering ending her two month old marriage just yet, but I am sure this picture will lead the newlyweds to have one of their first fights.
Even fresh faced with her head on the pillow, she stills good! Let’s just hope that is not the last time Russell sees her face like that…
(photo from WireImage)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been dating for over 5 years and they have 6 kids together and now according to In Touch they had a wedding ceremony for Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox. But according to what the mag told Extra it was just for show and not legal, because the 6 little ones were wondering why their parents didn’t have any wedding pictures together. So “because the kids are getting older, Brad and Angelina decided now was the time to show them how much they loved each other and wanted to be unified as a family.” I say forget faking it and just make they six kids and the rest of us minus Jennifer Aniston happy and tie the f*cking knot already!!!