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April 30th, 2008 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

Who knows how to use their legs? – Vh1 Blog
Liv Tyler's fashion faux pas? – Ayyyy!
Oprah and Rachael Ray over? – Popbytes
Halle Berry still has her baby fat!!! – WIMB
Johnny Depp is a generous tipper – Gabby Babble
Which cougar is marrying her third cub? – ICYDK
Oh that is what is in Paula Abdul's cup? – POTO
Office season finale spoilers – Give Me My Remote
When will Violet Affleck become a big sisters? – CBS
Alicia Keys dress is extremely clingy – The Bastardly
What is Jamie Lynn Spears having? – Agent Bedhead
The Hills girls do Rolling Stone in their underwear – HB
Sophie Monk shows off her cleavage – The Rad Report
Mr and Mrs Pete Wentz doing a show together – POTP
Which doable rocker is taking over Rock of Love? – Dlisted
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston heat up Miami – F-Listed
Is this why we haven't seen Katie Homes in while? – Celebitchy
Benji Madden wrote a love song for paris Hilton – Celeb Warship
Darn David Blaine didn't hold his breath long enough – The Blemish
Is that an engagement ring on Mariah Carey's finger? – Yeeeah!

Rest In Pieces Roger Water’s pig
April 30th, 2008 under Obits. [ Comments: 1 ]

Pink Floyd’s 2-story blowup pig survived 31 years, but sadly it did not survive Coachella ’08.
On Sunday night during the closing performance of the festival, Roger Waters set his pig free for the Coachella audience but the pig with Obama written on his belly had a different plan and flew away. On Monday Coachella organizers offered a $10,000 and 4 free tickets for life for his return. Tuesday morning two residents found what was left of him on their driveways according to The Desert Sun.

“Interesting he’d land in a country club,” said Susan Stoltz, who found the plastic pig heap in her driveway. She had no idea what it was until she read Tuesday’s Desert Sun.
Believe it or not, Stoltz said she was wearing a Pink Floyd “Wish You Were Here” T-shirt as she read the paper and realized what she had.
“If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’,” Stoltz said with a southern twang.

How ironic is that? Both couples will split the $10,000 reward and 4 tickets for life. The Desert Sun says that they are donating the money to youth musical programs in the area.
No word from Roger Waters about the find, but hopefully he will contact Susan Stoltz who is obviously a big fan!!!
BTW it is not known what brought the pig down, but I wonder if Hillary Clinton supporters had something to do it with? LOL!


2.5 Men and CSI switch writers next week!
April 30th, 2008 under Chuck Lorre. [ Comments: none ]

Next Monday the writers of CSI will write an episode of Two and a Half Men and on Thursday the writers of Two and a Half Men will write for CSI. While I don’t know much about what the writers of CSI are planning for 2.5 Men, looks like Chuck Lorre will be getting his revenge on one of his past leading actressed. Although he says it is based on a fictional character, some of the leading ladies he has worked with are known as such divas that it makes them look fictional. Could the sitcom diva be the first one he worked with Roseanne Barr or since her name is Annabell could it be Cybill Shepard or maybe it is a combination of all of them…Roseanne Barr, Cybill Shepard, Brett Buttler, Jenna Elfman and Jon Cryer. Hopefully it will be clear when we see CSI: 2.5 or is it Two and a Half CSI Men? Either way, I can’t wait to see how it all turns out. It will be the first CSI episode I have seen since K-Fed was on!


Animal Idol!!!
April 30th, 2008 under Animals. [ Comments: 1 ]

via Ultra Kawaii
Those animals are so cute and unlike Brooke White they can actually remember the lyrics!!!
Go Dad’s Cat!!!


Clay Aiken and his understudy do their best Sharon Stone
April 30th, 2008 under American Idol 1-5. [ Comments: 3 ]

Which one is doing a better Sharon Stone…Clay Aiken or his understudy? His understudy is working Sharon Stone in a dress look while Clay Aiken is working the suit one, so it is hard for me to say which one is better. Seriously with those haircuts they look like Sharon Stone’s twin and their own!
BTW do you think they are lovers? Because after all Clay has that just-had-sex hair!
(So here is the deal, I messed up and thought that was Sharon Stone with Clay in the pictures, so I am just trying to save this post and saying they both look like Sharon Stone…which they do!!!)


Jimmy Kimmel terrorizes his staff again!
April 30th, 2008 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Kimmel terrorized, I mean hypnotized his staff again on last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! I love how Veatrice runs away when they tell her she is naked! And how he gets them to kiss that writer’s foot and then grosses them out over the same feet they were kissing! He is just so evil! Although this wasn’t as good as when he made Guillermo pee in his pants, it was still funny!!!
Now if only they could hypnotize Jimmy Kimmel, that would be most awesome!
BTW tomorrow night the newly reformed Stone Temple Pilots will be on the show, days before Scott Weiland must report to jail for 8 days! On Friday he has Lost’s Damon Lindelof & Carlton Cuse and you know he is going to get them to spill some Lost secrets!!!


Farmer Wants a Wife premieres on The CW tonight at 9p!!!
April 30th, 2008 under Reviews, The CW. [ Comments: 4 ]

Farmer Wants a Wife is as hot as the Farmer’s body!!! This show is different than the other dating shows because they are taking the girls out of their city comfort zones and dumping them in the country. And we are talking the real country and living on a farm. Can these girls do it? I sure as heck know I couldn’t, I am proud to say I am too much of a city girl!
These girls who are used to being pampered are in for a shell shock when they are put in a real American home and they have to do real farm work like round up chickens. I mean they show up to the Farmer’s land in heels. Hello the key word is land and heels and dirt go. They are also in full makeup and short slutty dresses trying to catch chickens. Oh and these girls are great! They are bitchy, catty and act like they really like the country as and if! Josie is your classic reality villainousness and you will be rooting for her to stay just because she is so evil!!! Did you see those pictures I posted of her in Playboy yesterday?
This show is just great and I promise you will enjoy it as much as me!
BTW they have one of the most original elimination ceremonies, I have ever seen and I hope they will keep them up for the whole series!!!
So tune into Farmer Wants a Wife tonight at 9p on The CW for a hoe down we will enjoy!


Billy Joel has been no Stranger to music for 30 years!
April 30th, 2008 under Billy Joel. [ Comments: none ]

Billy Joel’s 5th studio release, The Stranger, is celebrating its 30th year and Legacy Recordings is giving the CD some much deserved special treatment on July 8th!

The limited deluxe edition of “The Stranger” includes a CD of the original album, in its entirety, remastered by producer Phil Ramone; a CD of a previously unreleased concert featuring Billy and his band, “Live At Carnegie Hall 1977,” recorded at the historic Manhattan venue on June 3, 1977, one month prior to the sessions for “The Stranger” album and newly restored for the new editions of “The Stranger”; and a DVD showcasing two live promotional videos from “The Stranger” and the long-awaited release of Billy’s fabled appearance on the BBC’s “Old Grey Whistle Test,” a seldom-seen sixty minute cavalcade from 1978 that has aired only once on the UK’s BBC2.
Rounding out the limited deluxe edition of “The Stranger – 30th Anniversary” package is a 48 page booklet with liner notes from Rolling Stone senior editor David Fricke and a multitude of photos, including never-before-seen images from the original photo shoot for the album.

That is a must for Billy Joel fans, I know I can’t wait.
Now I know Billy Joel is more of an East Coast thing, but here is the track listing for The Stranger. You have to admit he had some really memorable and enjoyable tracks on that CD and even you will be saying you love him just the way he is!

1. Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)
2. The Stranger
3. Just The Way You Are
4. Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
5. Vienna
6. Only The Good Die Young
7. She’s Always A Woman
8. Get It Right The First Time
9. Everybody Has A Dream

C’mon admit it you have bust out singing at least one of those songs! I know I have screamed out a bottle of red, a bottle of white…in fact I am doing it right now and I know you are too!!! Or you are Movin’ Out from this post!!!


Michael Bay responds to Uwe Boll’s challenge
April 30th, 2008 under Eli Roth, Uwe Boll. [ Comments: none ]

Can we stop talking about this guy! I never even heard his name till last week when he made threats and rants. The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate – but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on. When you look at his videos, what is interesting are the backgrounds. I guess his low rent offices, with 15 year old 3/4 machines, archaic computers, this is just some dumb chump trying to get some fame when he has none, so he has to make Youtube lame quality anger rants. Guy just want attention because he can't get any for the so called movies he makes. Nothing sadder when he had his screening in LA to an over half empty movie house.

He is a troubled soul – let's just waste time on talking about him please.


I am kind of bummed that the Michael Bay and Uwe Boll will not be going at it because looks like Michael Bay would have really kicked his a$$! Now that Michael Bay has said no, I wonder if Uwe will challenge Eli Roth to a fight because I want to see Eli show him who is boss!
BTW hats off to Michael Bay on his response, I finally liked something he did!!!

Paula Abdul was better than American Idol
April 30th, 2008 under American Idol 7. [ Comments: 3 ]

Thank gosh for Paula Abdul because without her American Idol would be boring. Last night’s American Idol might have crammed 10 Neil Diamond songs into one hour, but it was so boring I forgot who sang what and I don’t care what they did.
But back to Paula that was evil of American Idol to put so much pressure on her, they know she can’t handle it! But thankfully they did because her craziness is always blogworthy!!! Unlike Jason Castro and Brooke White’s performances. Hopefully Brooke will go home tonight because I still think it is BS she is still on after forgetting the lyrics last week.
BTW maybe because I actually hit puberty, can someone please explain what is so amazing about David Archuleta? I thought his America was emotionless.
Oh yeah I am a sincerely a Neil Diamond fan and there is not one song I remotely liked last night.


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