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BTWF talk shows: Andy Dick on The Late Show with David Letterman
December 1st, 2011 under Andy Dick, Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]

Before he was Andy Dick, he was Donnie the CBS Page who likes to suck up on The Late Show with David Letterman. He shockingly looks the same now as he did when he was 27 in the 1993 talk show appearance.


BTWF roles: Andy Dick in Elvis Stories
December 1st, 2010 under Andy Dick, Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]

Before Andy Dick was known for being the craziest one in the bunch, he was the normal one in Elvis Stories. The 23 year old actor in that 1989 short actually looked nerdier then than he does now.


Andy Dick actually got invited to a premiere
August 5th, 2010 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: none ]

I guess when someone said are their any Takers to attend the premiere, Andy Dick said I’d go. I am sure after that first picture, they are wishing they didn’t take him up on the offer because as always he lived up to his last name. Why does he still get invited to events?


Andy Dick was arrested again
January 23rd, 2010 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: 1 ]

Have you been wondering what ever happened to Andy Dick and thinking it has been a while since he has gotten in trouble with the law? Well he was arrested this morning in West Virginia for suspicion of sexual abuse on two men according to the Herald Dispatch.

Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rum Runners, at 819 3rd Ave. According to a press release issued at 12:26 p.m. Saturday from the Huntington Police Department, officers responded to a call to investigate “two alleged incidents of a patron engaging in non-consensual sexual contact with a bar employee and another patron.”
“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” the press release stated.

The owner of the comedy club Huntington Funny Bone, who bailed him out, said, “We were at Rum Runners for literally 10 minutes. Nothing happened there except walking through the door and sitting at the bar.”
Dick is due in court on February 2nd on the charges. If he is convicted he could face up to 5 years in jail.
It has not been a good week for Dr Drew, two of his patients have been in the news for different reasons. Jeff Conaway fell down the stairs in his house and has required surgery for his injuries, according to what his girlfriend told E! he was on drugs at the time of the fall. Now Andy Dick was arrested again for alleged sexual abuse. Who will be in the news next from Celebrity Rehab and Sober House?


Andy Dick arrested for living up to his last name
July 16th, 2008 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: none ]

Andy Dick was arrested again and this time it was for suspected drug possession and sexual battery according to the Press Enterprise

Police were called to Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at 1:13 a.m. in response to a report of a drunken man causing a disturbance outside the restaurant, the release said.

Witnesses told officers that as a man left the restaurant, he walked up to two females, grabbed the tank top and bra of the 17-year-old girl and pulled them down, exposing her, the news release said.

The suspect was then escorted to a truck by several of his friends, witnesses told officers. Officers stopped the truck as it was leaving the location and found Dick in the front passenger seat of the truck, the news release said.

Dick was identified by the 17-year-old girl and a witness in a curbside line-up, the news release said.

I think he has gone too far this time. What he did to that girl is disgusting and the fact that she is only 17 makes it even more horrific. I hope he gets some serious jail time for what he did and not just rehab. 


How much did Andy Dick pay those women to pose with him like that?
December 9th, 2007 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: 1 ]

Andy Dick posed with those 5 women in Las Vegas last night which makes wonder in a town where prostitution is legal…how much Andy Dick paid them? Not that I think they are prostitutes, I am just trying to understand out why any sane woman would pose with Andy Dick like that?

Jon Lovitz is my hero!!!
July 18th, 2007 under Andy Dick, Jon Lovitz. [ Comments: none ]

Jon Lovitz has done what so many people have wanted to do…he beat the sh!t of Andy Dick according to Page Six!!!

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it – and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you – you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.

It is amazing that Andy Dick has gone this long without getting an a$$ whooping before this. 



Seriously why do people still book Andy Dick?
February 19th, 2007 under Andy Dick, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

I am still amazed that people are still booking him with all his past antics? I mean what more does he have to do for people to stop booking him? He destroyed William Shatner’s Roast, he attacked Keifer Sutherland at the SAG Awards and so many other sick unfunny things. What was Jimmy Kimmel thinking? That all of a sudden he would be good? Please, Andy Dick will do anything for attention and doesn’t care how unfunny he is.
This is a message to all the bookers out there…STOP booking him.


The sad things Andy Dick will do for attention
December 5th, 2006 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: none ]

Andy Dick hasn’t learned anything from the Michael Richards incident. According to sources, the hopped-up comedian hopped onstage Saturday at L.A.’s Improv comedy club and dropped the n-bomb on a room full of stunned clubgoers. Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine, when Dick allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage and began joking with Bagg. The subject of Michael Richards came up, but the two comics quickly moved past it. As Dick exited the stage, he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, "You’re all a bunch of niggers!" The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren’t there. Calls to Dick’s rep were not immediately returned.


Why do people invite him anywhere? He is not funny and is just so f()cked up, I just don’t get…but then again it just might be me?



Andy Dick disinvited to a comedy festival
August 17th, 2006 under Andy Dick. [ Comments: none ]

CRAZED comic Andy Dick has been banned from next month’s New York City Underground Comedy festival following his bizarre behavior at Comedy Central’s roast of William Shatner. As Page Six reported, Dick licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before groping and biting the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller backstage after the taping last Sunday. Festival spokesman Ryan McCormick says the ban on Dick will be rescinded only if he wears a Hannibal Lecter mask, comes with a doctor’s note stating that he has had tetanus shots and agrees to buy Stadtmiller an "all-expense paid vacation to Hawaii."

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It is about time. 


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