Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll takes the stage tonight at 10p on FX. If you like Rock’n’Roll, then you are going to love this bitchin’ show. It is like going to see your favorite band, going backstage and sleeping with the band member of your choice with no regrets. That’s right it’s like the best night of your life and one you will never forget.
Back in 1990, The Heathens were about to break, but they broke up on the day their first album came out. That’s because Johnny Rock (Denis Leary) was sleeping with the other band member’s wives and fiancées.
It’s been 25 years since they split and they have all gone their different ways. Since their breakup it has never been as good for any of them. But that is all going to change when Johnny Rock meets a young woman at a club. Turns out Gigi (Elizabeth Gillies) is his daughter who he never knew about and she wants to get The Heathens back together to help launch her singing career. Only problem is no one in the band wants to work with Johnny Rock again. Once he gets Flash (John Corbett) the guitarist and his co-writer, who’s been touring with Lady Gaga, on board, the rest follow.
Now that Johnny Rock, Flash, Bam Bam (Bobby Kelly) and Rehab (John Ales) are together again, all hell is going to break loose. In other words Rock’n’Roll is alive again for them. They are back to living the life of Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll again and not in that order.
Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll is the show that Denis Leary was born to do. This is him at his best, you know when he is playing someone at their worst. Plus, he has a great cast backing him up.
This show is Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll & Comedy & Coolness & Love & Happiness & the best show on television this summer. It’s for everyone who wishes they could live the crazy Rocker lifestyle because the show envisions how we all picture it. Party on!
The Strain is back on FX tonight at 10p and it is actually scarier than it was last season.
The episode take place shortly after the season finale and we get to find what if any damage the gang has done to the Master.
The Master might be down, but he is not out and he is making his army of Vampires stronger. The German (Richard Sammel) and newly healed Billionaire Eldritch Palmer (Jonathan Hyde) are helping him accomplish that. Only thing is both of them think they are the Master’s #2, but who holds that title?
Then there is Abraham (David Bradley) and he is still fighting the fight. While he is fightinh, we will learn more about his backstory. We find out how he got that cane, the history of it and how old he really is.
Finally, there is Eph (Corey Stoll) and Nora (Mía Maestro) and they are working to find a cure or vaccine in a Staten Island lab. Will they be able to find one before it is too late.
Besides all of that there will be Vampires and there will be sex! Just not who you think will be doing it.
When I was kid, I loved Vampire movies and TV shows, but in recent years they have become overexposed. That is until The Strain and I love my blood suckers all over again. If you love a good scary tale, then you are going to want to take a bite out of The Strain every Sunday at 10p.
Baby Daddy is back on ABC Family tonight at 8:30p and Ben (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) is wondering if there is something going on between his brother and his girlfriend.
Ben is so convinced that there is something up between Riley (Chelsea Kane) and Danny (Derek Theler), that he will do everything in his power to find out. But his curiosity might kill his relationship with the first woman he has ever loved. Will he go too far? Does Riley have feelings for Danny? Will Danny get on that plane and go to France? And what trouble will Bonnie (Melissa Peterman) get into now? All I will tell you is a lot for the last question, but what else is new?
Then at 10p, switch over to FXX for the return of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The gang attempt to break Wade Boggs record of drinking over 60 beers on a cross country flight and then hit a home run at Dodgers stadium the next day. Just try to picture Dennis (Glenn Howerton), Dee (Kaitlin Olson), Charlie (Charlie Day) and Frank (Danny DeVito) on a plane, drinking beer after beer after beer as Mac (Rob McElhenney) is the referees. If you are a fan of the show, then you think you know how it goes and your wrong. It is even worse than you can imagine because when two of them get eliminated, they try to join the Mile High Club. That is why we love them. No matter how many seasons this show goes on for, it is still as bad as ever. Which means it still brilliant beyond words can describe.
The League is back on FXX tonight at 10p and someone is going to die. And be prepared to laugh at that person’s death and then feel really guilty about it. Or at least pretend you feel guilty about it.
That’s right our favorite Fantasy Football League is going to lose a member to death and the surviving members will attend his funeral. Let’s just say just when you think that they can’t do anything worse there than what they just did, they will top themselves time and time again.
Even though tonight is the show’s sixth season premiere, they are just as awful as they have always been. So I am happy that they haven’t lost their touch or their sick humor after all of this time. So tune in for a good laugh, or is bad laugh? Either way you will be laughing!
Tonight’s episode of The Strain on FX at 10p is the best one yet, and they have all been really good.
Eph (Corey Stoll), The Jew (David Bradley), Nora (Mía Maestro) and Jim (Sean Astin) have figured out how to kill the Vampires at night and that way is UV lights. Where to find them? They go to a medical supplies store, but they have already closed. Since this is dire times, they break in. While they are there, they run into The Exterminator (Kevin Durand). He has the same idea as them and he’s already taken all of the UV lights. After some negotiation, he decides to give them six.
When they are done, they decide to stock up on some food at a gas station. Sadly, for them the Vampires have shown up and they are there for them. Now the five of them along with the Hacker are going to try to get out of there alive. Not all of them will. That’s right, someone will die in this real nail biter of an episode.
So tune in for the most exciting show of the summer tonight at 10p. If you’ve never seen an episode, you can catch old episodes on OnDemand and the FX Now app.
Martin Lawrence and Kelsey Grammer are doing a sitcom together called Partners, so you know the comedy that debuts at 9p tonight on FX is going to be a riot. And you would be correct!
Allen Braddock (Grammer) is the type of lawyer, we all hate but we want to represent us. His father has just fired him the firm and a judge assigned him several pro bono cases as a punishment. The judge also instructs him to watch the next case, where a do-good lawyer is representing himself in a divorce case against his wife. Marcus Jackson’s (Lawrence) wife is about to take him for everything; and the judge doesn’t want that to happen to him so she gives him an extension. Braddock offers to help him out and reluctantly he agrees. What Braddock uncovers will save Jackson’s case and definitely not his marriage. It was also lead to partnership of two very different people whose only bond is their dislike of each other.
Yet somehow they will make it work. Especially in the episode that airs at 9:30p, where they will get married. To find out why they become Mr & Mr, you will have just have to tune in for this very funny episode that will have you saying they didn’t just do that and hell to the no while you laugh so hard you will cry.
Partners is fun comedy that will make you laugh a lot and what else do you need on a Monday night.
Russ (Nat Faxon) and Lina (Judy Greer) have been Married for a while, and after 3 kids they are getting bored with each other. So tonight at 10p on FX, she tells him to have an affair to get it out of his system. Which is easier said than done. Each week, he will try to get it out of his system as she tries to ignore what’s happening. And yet through it all, they makes things work in their redefined marriage.
Then at 10:30p on FX we meet a couple who meets at a wedding on You’re The Worst. Jimmy Shive-Overly (Chris Geere) is thrown out of his ex-girlfriend’s wedding when he tells her what he thinks of her. While he is outside taking a drag, he meets Gretchen (Aya Cash) who’s the bride’s sister’s friend. The two of them go back to his place and have sex. Even though they both say they don’t want a relationship they keep meeting up for sex. Hey couples have started out in stranger ways, right?
Over at USA at 9p, we meet Rush. You know the USA show Royal Pains, well in ways this show is the opposite. Hank goes to help people who need help and it’s all on the up and up. Well, Rush (Tom Ellis) helps people who have something to hide. Like people who have been shot in suspicious ways or celebrities beat up their lovers. Even though Rush says you shouldn’t get involved emotionally, he still does. How will that effect him? We will have to tune in.
Then at 10p on USA it is time for a married couple who don’t get Satisfaction with each other. Neil (Matt Passmore) works a lot and doesn’t have time for his wife, Grace (Stephanie Szostak). One day when she meets a gigolo, she winds up having sex with him. Neil finds his phone after catching them and winds up keeping it. When the mobile rings, he picks it up. On the other line is a woman who is going through the same thing as his wife. So he goes and meets her and the two of them have sex. He realizes he can make money doing this, so he starts doing it as a side job. It’s all fun and games until he recognizes the number on the phone that’s calling him. How will his wife and him make this work? We shall see.
It takes a lot for a show to blow me away these days and that is exactly what The Strain did as soon as started watching it. So you are going to want to make sure to check it out on FX tonight at 10p.
A plane arrives at JFK and no one gets off of it. In fact, there is not even a peep from anyone inside. So it is assumed it is a “dead plane”. Every government agency is called in and they all want to be the first one on board.
Dr. Ephraim Goodweather (Corey Stoll) from the CDC has the biggest one, so his partner Dr. Nora Martinez (Mía Maestro) and him are the first ones to check out what is going on. When they get inside the plane, everyone is dead. Or so they think. As Dr Martinez is in the cockpit, the pilot suddenly wakes and so do 3 of the other passengers. Why did these four survive and what killed the others is a mystery. A mystery that they will have to solve. Something that won’t be easy because it is unlike anything they have ever seen before.
But there is one man who has and his name is Professor Abraham Setrakian (David Bradley). He tells them that if they want to get rid of this mysterious virus, they need to destroy the bodies of everyone, including the survivors, who were on the plane. Of course they think he is crazy, until things he warns them about start to happen. Like all the dead bodies go missing, but no one knows where they went.
Where did they go? What is happening? Can it be stopped?
We will just have to tune into this thrilling horror masterpiece to find out.
Be prepared to scream, cover your eyes and jump out of your seat several times during each episode. I know I did that in the first four episodes I saw and I loved each one more than the one that airs before it.
Who knew summer TV could be so hot, and this summer is scorcher when it comes to television thanks to shows like The Strain.
Rizzoli & Isles is back on TNT at 9p tonight with a case that is very close to Rizzoli’s (Angie Harmon) heart, or should I say stomach. That’s because she looks into a case of a murdered woman and while at the crime she notices the woman’s baby’s stroller is hidden in the bushes. But where is the baby? Now, she must find that baby before it is too late. And during the whole time, she’s keep her pregnancy a secret from everyone but Isles (Sasha Alexander). Will she be able to keep a secret? You just have to tune in to find out.
And the final minutes of the show deal with Lee Thompson Young’s death. Next week’s episode is a tribute to him, so get the tissues ready because it is an emotional goodbye.
Then at 10p Perception is back on TNT tonight and Dr. Daniel J. Pierce (Eric McCormack) is in Paris. His life is better than ever, until someone from the FBI there approaches him about getting something from a Chinese doctor. Everything goes as planned, but once he drops the item off he finds himself in trouble. Everything he thought he was happening wasn’t. So is his schizophrenia getting the better of him or is he really in trouble? You just have to tune in this beautifully shot surprising episode to find out.
Also at 10p, Fargo concludes its run at FX. I can review the episode, but I might spoil it for you. And I don’t want to end up like a lot of the characters from the show in the episode. That’s because there is more than one death in the finale. How many? You just have to tune into this chilling episode to find out who…
After 4 years of waiting for Jack Bauer’s (Kiefer Sutherland) return, fans of 24 are finally getting what they want tonight at 8p on Fox with the two premiere of 24: Live Another Day.
Since Bauer left our airwaves, he has been off the grid too. But suddenly he surfaces again in London, the same exact time that the President of the United States is there. The CIA thinks he is there to assassinate the POTUS, so are they right? Has Bauer changed that much? You just have to tune in to find out in this 12-hour special event.
We might only be getting a half a day, but we are also getting twice the excitement.
Then at 10p switch the dial over to FX where another fan favorite returns after an extended hiatus. Louis CK is back with Louie, and good things come to those who wait.
At 10p, Louie goes to buy a dildo and winds up hurting his back. Now he has to get an old lady to help him out. And guess what is the best thing for a bad back? The thing that caused his back to go out in the first place.
Then at 10:30p, Jerry Seinfeld asks the comedian to open for him at a benefit in The Hamptons. He says yes, but will quickly wish he didn’t. He bombs so badly, it is painful to watch. But at least he meets model, who wants to has sex with him. Which would be a good thing except it turns into a Sex Sent Me to the ER episode. Who is hospitalized? You just have to tune in to find out and to laugh your a$$ off.