On August 29th, Fergie gave birth to her son, Axl, and now almost 6 months later she has pre-baby figure back. The singer Instagrammed this video of herself just in her Calvins and the only lady lumps she has are the ones a woman is supposed to have. Her belly is as flat as a board and I am so jealous. She looks great, but then again when doesn’t she look lovely.
Even though Fergie had her son, Axl, almost two months ago, it looks like she hasn’t lost any of the weight she put on her boobs. Therefore, it makes sense why she dressed up as Elvira for Halloween. They are perfect to play the Mistress of the Dark.
BTW I think that the Mistress of the Black Eyed Peas should consider dying her hair black because it really works wonders on her.
Josh Duhamel and Fergie’s son Axl Jack is just 18 days old and he is already ready for his closeup. His proud parents shared two pictures of him from the first two days of his life on Instagram and Facebook.
So why give it away for free? A simple hastag from the actor explains it, “#paparazziyoucanleaveourhousenow” I guess you can say that they are looking for their own safe haven.
BTW who do you think he looks like? I think he has his dad’s lips and his mother’s eyes. Although it is hard to tell on the latter because they are shut. Either way, he is a lovely baby lump.
Josh Duhamel has pretty much only done action flicks and romantic comedies, but now he has the balls to go for the those hard-hitting Oscar winning roles.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live we got a sneak peek of his next big role and you are going to want to see The Man with a 132lb Scrotum when it comes out. It is a side of the expectant father we have not seen before, and it will make you cry as he experiences what Wesley Warren Jr. really went through on a daily basis. You will watch Duhamel struggle with having the stares focus on his crotch for once, instead of his gorgeous face. You will see him being bullied by a little boy who will kick him right in his humongous nut sack, and yet he finds the courage and the cojones to get up and try to save a baby from a burning building. It really breaks my heart what he endured for this role and I really hope we hear his acceptance speech for this part at the Oscars this year. I can’t think of any one who is more worthy of the honor, can you?
Seriously this bit was written by someone, who I assuming, did not see the TLC documentary The Man with a 132lb Scrotum that airs Monday at 9p. Now even though that writer might not have seen the special, they actually recreated parts of it in this mockumentary. So if that gives you any hint how powerful both the bit and the documentary really are, it should tell you to watch both starting with the video above right now.
Josh Duhamel Tweeted the above picture and I couldn’t help but notice that his balls are looking a lot bigger now. So is the sperm backing up because he probably isn’t having sex with his very pregnant wife, Fergie? Nope, it is just a bit for Jimmy Kimmel Live!
I am assuming the ABC late night show is referencing the TLC special The Man with the 132-lb Scrotum that is airing this Monday at 9p. Let me tell you Wesley Warren Jr’s story will really intrigue you.
If you want to see video that goes with this picture, then click here.
Fergie and her husband Josh Duhamel Tweeted, “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump” along with a picture of them together as kids! So if their baby looks like the two of them combined, it is going to be the cutest baby out there when it is out her.
No word when she is due, but I am sure all of that will be revealed when he does press for Safe Haven overseas. I bet every reporter that asked him about it when he was doing press for the movie thus far are pissed that he denied it at the time. And I have to say I respect them so much for breaking it on their own terms.
Josh Duhamel is a guest on Ellen DeGeneres’ show today and she gave him a thong with a big heart on it as a gift. Well the Safe Haven star couldn’t wait to model it for us, so he put it on over his clothes. Blushing as he realized what he was wearing, Ellen asked him everything was OK. He then stood up and said “I have a heart on!” Which sounds like something else? And makes me wonder if he had a hard on under heart? Either way he is so cute when he is embarrassed.
Josh Duhamel got a hairstyle that gives a Scenic Route to the parts of his scalp for his new movie, and I have to admit I totally hate it. But I am not married to him, so I wondered what his wife thinks of his new hair. Well we disagree because Fergie Tweeted the above picture and said, “I’m loving my man’s mohawk!” Hey she is the one that has to have sex with him, so as long as she loves it that is all that matters. Well that is until it grows back and then we will all be happy again.
Josh Duhamel was photographed with a mohawk by KEarth’s Lisa Stanely. At first I thought it was Mark Salling, until I read it was Fergie’s husband. So why did he get the new look? It is for his upcoming movie Scenic Route. I will not be seeing that film because he is only as good as his looks and his looks are no longer good.
Fergie was honored yesterday with a wax figure of herself at Madame Tussauds Las Vegas and she did something I have never seen anyone else do with her candle likeness. The Black Eyed Peas singer felt her lady lumps and by the looks of her expression she really loves her lovely lady lumps!
And while she loved her waxed boobies, he family loved seeing their stiff daughter/sister1