It was really hot in LA yesterday, so we all wanted to wear as little as clothes as possible. Fergie put on a pair of short shorts to watch USA play in the Woman’s World Cup with her friends. Then when they won, her friends got her to take part in a spontaneous photoshoot and those Daisy Dukes revealed more than she wanted. They put her humps on display for everyone to see. And that’s why she called them her lovely lady lumps in that song because that is what they are.
Fergie shared this photo of herself with Patrick Demarchelier, Serge Normant and Paul Cavaco and she was not the center of attention in it to me. I couldn’t stop looking at Demarchelier’s fantastic eyebrows. But they didn’t catch my attention as much as seeing Cavaco check out Mrs Josh Duhamel’s lovely lady lumps. Could he be any more obvious?
While you and I have to pick our own noses, Josh Duhamel gets his son, Axl, to do it for him.
Seriously, how cute is this photo of the 1 year old giving his dad an interesting present for his 42nd birthday?
Fergie is back and she just released the music video for her latest song L.A. Love (la la). I really like the Kids Incorporated star and her music normally, but I couldn’t get through this video or the uncatchy tune. Seriously, instead of singing la la la la, I was singing no no no no. If this is how she is representing the city we live in, she needs to stick to visiting London Bridges.
While most kids were going as a character from Frozen, Fergie and Josh Duhamel, and Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dressed their little stinkers up as skunks. When it comes to whose kid was cuter, let’s be honest both Axl and North West are equally as awwwwdorable as the hated animal. Don’t you agree?
BTW who knew that dressing up your child as a skunk was the in-thing to do in Hollywood? The trend did not travel over to the Valley because I didn’t a single one, although I did smell one. It was either a skunk or someone enjoying the holiday, I am not sure which!
Fergie Instagrammed this photo of herself from a Wet n Wild photoshoot yesterday and she looked like a true Goddess. Seriously doesn’t the Black Eyed Peas’ singer look like she should be in a museum, with all the other beautiful statues.
On August 29th, Fergie gave birth to her son, Axl, and now almost 6 months later she has pre-baby figure back. The singer Instagrammed this video of herself just in her Calvins and the only lady lumps she has are the ones a woman is supposed to have. Her belly is as flat as a board and I am so jealous. She looks great, but then again when doesn’t she look lovely.
Even though Fergie had her son, Axl, almost two months ago, it looks like she hasn’t lost any of the weight she put on her boobs. Therefore, it makes sense why she dressed up as Elvira for Halloween. They are perfect to play the Mistress of the Dark.
BTW I think that the Mistress of the Black Eyed Peas should consider dying her hair black because it really works wonders on her.
Josh Duhamel and Fergie’s son Axl Jack is just 18 days old and he is already ready for his closeup. His proud parents shared two pictures of him from the first two days of his life on Instagram and Facebook.
So why give it away for free? A simple hastag from the actor explains it, “#paparazziyoucanleaveourhousenow” I guess you can say that they are looking for their own safe haven.
BTW who do you think he looks like? I think he has his dad’s lips and his mother’s eyes. Although it is hard to tell on the latter because they are shut. Either way, he is a lovely baby lump.
Josh Duhamel has pretty much only done action flicks and romantic comedies, but now he has the balls to go for the those hard-hitting Oscar winning roles.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live we got a sneak peek of his next big role and you are going to want to see The Man with a 132lb Scrotum when it comes out. It is a side of the expectant father we have not seen before, and it will make you cry as he experiences what Wesley Warren Jr. really went through on a daily basis. You will watch Duhamel struggle with having the stares focus on his crotch for once, instead of his gorgeous face. You will see him being bullied by a little boy who will kick him right in his humongous nut sack, and yet he finds the courage and the cojones to get up and try to save a baby from a burning building. It really breaks my heart what he endured for this role and I really hope we hear his acceptance speech for this part at the Oscars this year. I can’t think of any one who is more worthy of the honor, can you?
Seriously this bit was written by someone, who I assuming, did not see the TLC documentary The Man with a 132lb Scrotum that airs Monday at 9p. Now even though that writer might not have seen the special, they actually recreated parts of it in this mockumentary. So if that gives you any hint how powerful both the bit and the documentary really are, it should tell you to watch both starting with the video above right now.