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Would you get married at Taco Bell?
February 14th, 2017 under Fast Food, Weddings. [ Comments: none ]

I love Taco Bell, but not enough to marry the person I love in one. If you are not like me and want to say I do before you I poo, then you can get married there for just $600.

What does the $600 get you?

• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours
• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends
• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” t-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert
• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony

How do you make it happen? Get your marriage license, walk up to cashier at the Taco Bell Catina in Las Vegas and order it off the menu. Within four hours, you can be Mr & Mrs! That is unless you made a run for the border aka the bathroom.

Men, if you play your cards right. Not only will you eat a Taco, then later on you can eat her Taco too! And she will down your Gordita or Chalupa or Burrito or whatever you call it.

I don’t know, if I were going to get married in Vegas, I would do it at that Elvis Chapel. Although, one time when I was coming out of a Taco Bell, I held a door open for an Elvis Impersonator who said to me, “Thank you, thank you very much!” Maybe that was a sign that I am supposed to get married in a Taco Bell. Thus, let the Wedding Taco Bells ring for true love!


Patrick Adams suits up for his pretty little wedding to Troian Bellisario
December 11th, 2016 under Weddings. [ Comments: 1 ]

After 8 years of dating Patrick Adams and Troian Bellisario finally became Mr & Mrs Adams yesterday during their wedding that took place in a nature. Their weekend nuptials were nicknamed #FortDay2016 because many of the 200 guests spent it in tents. Looking at the photos her Pretty Little Liars’ cast members Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Keegan Allen, Star Trek’s Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto, and his Suits’ co-stars Gabriel Macht and Sarah Rafferty posted none of them seemed to mind the accommodations. In fact, everyone of them couldn’t stop saying what a beautiful wedding it was. Something this perfect couple deserved.
I wouldn’t be surprised if more people start having weddings as natural as this one because they have created the ideal ceremony.


Christopher Lloyd tries marriage for the fifth time!
November 23rd, 2016 under Weddings. [ Comments: none ]

Christopher Lloyd starred in 3 Back to the Future movies and now the 78 year old can say that he has been married two more times than there are films in that franchise. That’s because the actor tied the knot for the fifth time and his Taxi co-star, Tony Danza, was their to witness his friend’s nuptials to Realtor Lisa Loiacono.
No word if Reverend Jim performed the ceremony; but considering they got married at the City Clerk’s, I think we can assume he did not. Could you imagine if he did? That would be as wacky as his character was on the ’70s sitcom (which is my all-time favorite show).
But seriously, could the couple look any happier than they do in their wedding photo above? May they have a long beautiful happy marriage! One that doesn’t need a time machine to make right!


James Wolk goes from being a Mad Man to a married man!
June 22nd, 2015 under Weddings. [ Comments: none ]

This Saturday, James Wolk and his longtime fiancee, Jae Lynch, said I do in Santa Monica in front of their family and friends.
A few weeks ago at the CBS Studios Summer Press Day, the star of CBS’ upcoming suspenseful drama, Zoo, talked about his then upcoming nuptials. He said that planning it up until that point had “been busy but good.” There was no fighting between the two of them over the planning because he let her do whatever she wanted. Looking at the brand new Mr & Mrs dancing during their big day, it is obvious he made the right choice by letting her Wolk, I mean work, her magic.
To see him in the much anticipated James Paterson’s Zoo, mark your calendars for June 30th at 9p because that is when it will come roaring on to our televisions.
BTW if you are looking for a truly excellent movie to watch on a lazy Saturday day, you must check out Front of the Class. The amazing heartfelt movie is about a teacher with Tourette’s Syndrome that no wants to hire. He is so brilliant in it, I can’t believe he didn’t at least get an Emmy nomination for it, even though he deserved the win.


Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed til stake do they part
April 27th, 2015 under Weddings. [ Comments: none ]

Vampires Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed tied the knot yesterday after dating for less than a year. According to People, the happy couple said I Do in a Malibu.
Even though they had a whirlwind romance, I think that the two animal lovers will be one of the rare Hollywood couples that actually lasts until death they do part. Although they are both immortal, so that will be for a really long time.


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