Sometimes a woman’s face changes after she has a baby, and boy has Blake Lively’s face changed. Oh wait, Ryan Reynolds isn’t kissing his wife, he is kissing a giraffe. Before his baby mama gets jealous, Deadpool made his long necked friend promise that no tongue would be involved. Doesn’t look like she listened! Good girl, enjoy your treats.
Ryan Reynolds is having a lot of fun on Twitter giving us updates on his upcoming movie, Deadpool. Last month, he shared a sexy photo of himself in the costume and today he posted a bathroom Selfie. Problem is he isn’t posing in front of the mirror in just a towel or less, he is sitting on the crapper taking a big old crap.
I can’t help but to wonder if he is gagging from the stench because yesterday he revealed Deadpool breathes through his pen!s. So if he breathes through that thing, imagine how bad it must smell with it right next to sh!t like that. Hey you boys can wonder who is hotter Betty Rubble or Wilma Flintstone, I will ponder what his life is like when he makes a #2! Oh great, now I bet you boys are wondering what it’s like to smell out of that thing when he does something else with it. You know, that thing you wish you were doing with Betty and/or Wilma?
Ryan Reynolds shared the first photo of himself in the Deadpool suit and his pose is anything but traditional. He is lying down on his side on top of a bearkin rug in front of a fireplace.
If this is what Deadpool is going to be like, then I am dying to see the movie when it comes out on February 12, 2016.
Ryan Reynolds might know how to make a baby, but I don’t think he quite gets how to feed one. He told People that he is a hands on dad. So much so, he admitted to them, “I mean, I’ve even tried breastfeeding.” How did it go? He said, “It’s frustrating for the baby and frankly disturbing for me…not well is the answer.”
Too bad he didn’t watch the above scene from Family Guy because he would’ve known that before he tried that. Actually, you’d think he would’ve know that the men don’t make milk, only women do. But I guess not. I think it is about time someone had the talk with him, I am willing to do it!
Serena van der Woodsen is back on Page Six today because they broke the news that Blake Lively’s water broke early. Ryan Reynolds and his wife welcomed their first child together sometime over the holidays. What it is and when it was born is not yet known, but they were not expecting to have it so early according to The New York Post column.
I am sure we will know more soon enough and then we will be sick of her pretentious mothering tips on her site, Preserve.
Blake Lively posted some news on her website Preserve that we care about, Ryan Reynolds and her are expecting their first Gossip child together. No other details are known like when she is going to have her Van Wilder and/or Serena van der Woodsen, but I am sure we will know soon enough. I just hope for the baby’s sake it gets their daddy’s voice because I hate her nasally one.
Ryan Reynolds was a guest on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Water War. It’s basically the card game War, but the winner of each round gets to drench the loser with a glass and/or pitcher of water. Well when the NBC late night host has played the game in the past, the opponent has kept the wetting to above the waist. Well Van Wilder went wild with water and poured it down onto Fallon’s crotch, thus entering him in a wet pants contest. And no offense to Jimmy, it’s Ryan whose Amityville I really want to see. And I guess he read my mind because Turbo’s pants were a deadpool of water! Thank you Jimmy!
Melissa Joan Hart was on Chelsea Lately yesterday and she told Ross Matthews about one of the stories in her book Melissa Tells All. Back when she was 19 and Ryan Reynolds was 17, they did a movie together called Sabrina the Teenage Witch. When they were done filming, he bought her a little present. When she opened the box, it was a Bulova watch. Since he already left the room, she ran after him to thank him. And she thanked him by making out with him.
I have been looking for a reason to dump him off of my To Do list and that was it. I could handle the bad movies, I tolerated his marriages; but that was the final nail in his coffin to my heart. That bubble butt could only carry him so far and this was it.
In case you forgot what the two of them were like in that movie, here is a scene from it.
I have been a fan of Ryan Reynolds’ abs and butt, but I never realized until these pictures that he actually had a bulge. Although I am not sure it is as much him, but his hands creating the illusion that he is a big boy. What do you think?
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively met while filming Green Lantern (the movie that didn’t make a lot of green) and yesterday the two of them got married in South Carolina. According to The NY Daily News they have only been planning their secret wedding for a month and she asked for the days off from Gossip Girl just three weeks ago. No word if any of her castmastes like her ex-boyfriend Penn Badgely were there to see Serena van der Woodsen walk down the aisle with Van Wilder.
Now everyone’s first thought might be that they are expecting a little superhero (well that is where my mind went), but don’t forget Scarlett Johansson and him has a secret wedding too. On that note doesn’t Lively remind you of a taller, younger, less talented version of his ex-wife with a bitchier voice? Am I the only one who thinks her voice is like hearing nails on a chalkboard?
Now when it comes to Reynolds, he used to be on my ToDo list which meant I would see every movie he did. But then after seeing him a lot of sh!tty movies, I had to remove him from the list to ease my suffering. Not only do I think he have the ability to chose to star in bad movies, I also think he has that same ability when it comes to picking women? Seriously does anyone really think it is going to last until death they do part?