Ryan Reynolds was a guest on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Water War. It’s basically the card game War, but the winner of each round gets to drench the loser with a glass and/or pitcher of water. Well when the NBC late night host has played the game in the past, the opponent has kept the wetting to above the waist. Well Van Wilder went wild with water and poured it down onto Fallon’s crotch, thus entering him in a wet pants contest. And no offense to Jimmy, it’s Ryan whose Amityville I really want to see. And I guess he read my mind because Turbo’s pants were a deadpool of water! Thank you Jimmy!
Melissa Joan Hart was on Chelsea Lately yesterday and she told Ross Matthews about one of the stories in her book Melissa Tells All. Back when she was 19 and Ryan Reynolds was 17, they did a movie together called Sabrina the Teenage Witch. When they were done filming, he bought her a little present. When she opened the box, it was a Bulova watch. Since he already left the room, she ran after him to thank him. And she thanked him by making out with him.
I have been looking for a reason to dump him off of my To Do list and that was it. I could handle the bad movies, I tolerated his marriages; but that was the final nail in his coffin to my heart. That bubble butt could only carry him so far and this was it.
In case you forgot what the two of them were like in that movie, here is a scene from it.
I have been a fan of Ryan Reynolds’ abs and butt, but I never realized until these pictures that he actually had a bulge. Although I am not sure it is as much him, but his hands creating the illusion that he is a big boy. What do you think?
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively met while filming Green Lantern (the movie that didn’t make a lot of green) and yesterday the two of them got married in South Carolina. According to The NY Daily News they have only been planning their secret wedding for a month and she asked for the days off from Gossip Girl just three weeks ago. No word if any of her castmastes like her ex-boyfriend Penn Badgely were there to see Serena van der Woodsen walk down the aisle with Van Wilder.
Now everyone’s first thought might be that they are expecting a little superhero (well that is where my mind went), but don’t forget Scarlett Johansson and him has a secret wedding too. On that note doesn’t Lively remind you of a taller, younger, less talented version of his ex-wife with a bitchier voice? Am I the only one who thinks her voice is like hearing nails on a chalkboard?
Now when it comes to Reynolds, he used to be on my ToDo list which meant I would see every movie he did. But then after seeing him a lot of sh!tty movies, I had to remove him from the list to ease my suffering. Not only do I think he have the ability to chose to star in bad movies, I also think he has that same ability when it comes to picking women? Seriously does anyone really think it is going to last until death they do part?
Ryan Reynolds was walking the red carpet of his new movie Safe House and if I were ever to see that sexy actor in person he would need a safe house to get away fro, me. Seriously doesn’t he just ooze sexiness? His only negative are the younger women he keeps dating. He can do better than them, like me.
We have seen Ryan Reynolds in comedies, in horror and even in action movies, but I can’t remember the last time we saw him in a drama. After watching the trailer for Fireflies in the Garden, he looks like he will be just as good in this genre as he is in the others. I just wish Julia Roberts wasn’t playing his mother because I can’t remember the last I enjoyed a movie she was in. Having said that, I still want to go see the movie when it comes out on October 14th.
On Wednesday night Jason Bateman was on Late Night and he revealed five things we didn’t know about his Change-Up costar Ryan Reynolds. When he was done, Jimmy Fallon informed him that his friend would be on the show the next night. So Bateman got nervous and he was right to be because the Green Lantern star got his revenge by telling us 8 things we didn’t know about the Arrested Development star. When it comes to who gave us the better dirt, Bateman wins a huge a$$ silver spoon for her list!!!
Seriously after hearing their big reveals, I wonder if their 15 year friendship can sustain their truthfulness? I hope so because I am already looking for to The Change-Up 2!
The Change-Up is out on August 5th and next Friday come soon enough for me after watching the second restricted trailer for the flick. The Ryan Reynolds/Jason Bateman movie looks like it is going to be so raunchy and dirty that you will probably need a shower afterwards, and every now and again you need a film like that. That and it also looks like you will find yourself laughing so hard, it might cause a cute little bald spot. If you watch the trailer that last comment will make sense.
Ryan Reynolds came out for the premiere of Green Lantern in Madrid and I think he looks muy caliente! He just poses sexy naturally for the cameras even while walking the red carpet and I can’t think of that many other actors can do it as well as he can!!!
Ryan Reynolds was on Conan last night and he was talking about what he was like as a kid. In one of his stories he was telling Conan O’Brien how he got suspended and he didn’t understand the punishment. He said, “I got suspended. I always found that so bizarre that the worst thing they could do you is make you NOT go to school. I’m 15 years old, as though sitting at home, all day, masturbating to Spanish soap operas, is suppose to teach me a lesson. I don’t understand how this works.” Well after hearing his confession if I ever have the chance to meet one of the men on my ToDo list, I am going to dress up like one of the actresses on a Spanish Novella!!! Maybe I could him help live out his 15 year old fantasy? A girl can dream, right? I mean seriously, can he be any more sexier?