Kathy Griffin was on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show yesterday and she told him that her good friend Josh Groban is a man whore. Then she explained that, “he has been getting the p*ssy (not the cat) in Hollywood as long as I have known him.” Basically, she describes him as the “John Mayer of Opera.”
I don’t believe it, not the sweet innocent man who has the voice that makes angels, well. Oh wait, maybe there is something there? I am sure his Grobanites would love to find out if it is true. I mean, with a voice like that he has to be good in bed. Right? Plus, imagine what his voice sounds like when little Josh raises up and complete his job! If you know what I mean!
Anyways talking about Little Josh, she shared another story about him. Grobs likes to bring young girls on the stage with him and she told him she knows why he does that. He said to her, “Look honey, this D!ck isn’t going to suck itself.” Conan’s face says it all. My face looked the same exact same way as his. I am sure Grobs was joking? He had to be joking? Right? That’s not that Josh Groban we know. But I like it, I really, really like it!
Grobs (I am going to call him that from now on) has the voice of an Angel and a devilish side to go with it! What more does a girl need? We know what he needs apparently…
Ever since Kathy Griffin started co-hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve coverage with Anderson Cooper, the cable news network is in the headlines on January 1st. But not for any being respectable, anything but. Recently, Don Lemon started stealing Griffins thunder and yesterday we all felt the pain. Pain as in watching a drunk lemon getting his ear pierced on live television. Thankfully, they stopped it before he got his nipple pierced because that is an image none of us wanted to see.
BTW why does CNN keep him? Why? Why? Why?
Kathy Griffin told Howard Stern that she spent election night at Sharon Stone’s house with 20 other people. When Hillary Clinton’s chances went south, their shirts went north. As in they took off their shirts and bras, and shook their money makers for the party goers.
I don’t know what was worse for those 20 people, watching Hillary lose or seeing the two of them shaking their nude money makers?
Kathy Griffin Tweeted this picture herself having a really bad hair. The first thing I thought is that what Ronald McDonald looks like if her goes out in a rainstorm without an umbrella. Then I thought she looked like Side Show Bob if he brushed his hair. In other words, she finally looks like that cartoon character she sounds like.