Earlier this week Mr Clean released their new commercial and several women (including me) were turned on by the animated version of him. His muscles just glistened in it and gave me thoughts that needed to be cleaned up by him. She writes while biting her lip.
There was one woman, who wasn’t turned on by him, and because of that Ellen DeGeneres decided to have fun with the Super Bowl ad. She mashed it up with the Fifty Shades Darker trailer, and now I am so turned there is something else that Mr Clean needs to clean up!
There is help for me, right?
Mr Clean‘s Super Bowl ad is out and it is super. Super sexy that is! I need the Magic Eraser to clean my thoughts because they are all dirty about him and his butt in those white pants!
Now I get why teenage boys become infatuated with comic book characters because I am all over Mr Clean. I am the floor and I want him to wipe me all over! I am the glass shower doors and I want him him to rub me round and round! I want Mr. Clean to clean my whole house and everything
that’s in it! Oh Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean.
You know that OMG moment when you take a pregnancy test and it tells you that are having a baby. It is a wonderful feeling because it is so early on, there was no way to really tell for sure.
Well, Predictor’s pregnancy test is so good, it won’t tell you are pregnant until you are at least 9 months along. At least, according to this print ad they came up with.
Why did the agency create an advertisement that seems so, well, stupid? Chris Sant, who worked on the creative told AdWeek, “Since Predictor is 99.9 percent accurate, you’d rather depend on the test than your belly.”
I don’t know about you, if I had a belly grow to that size and I wasn’t sure if I was pregnant. I would go to the doctor to find out WTF is growing in my stomach before I have an alien situation going on. Granted that alien won’t be coming out of my chest, it would be coming out of the thing that, well, cums. But hey that is me!
Even though Ice-T stars on Law & Order: SVU and still tours with his music, he was seen selling Lemonade on the street with some kids. Does that mean he has hit hard times? No, it just means he is doing a funny commercial for Geico.
Although, if he sells lemonade, then doesn’t that make it an Arnold Palmer?
White Bear Mitsubishi in White Bear Lake, Mi thought it would be a good idea to bring their mascot out for their latest commercial and they were wrong. The guy in the white bear suit kept falling on the ice at Mariucci Arena in Minneapolis where the University of Minnesota hockey team plays their games. You see the problem is that his feet were made for walking on land and not on ice. His slippery paws, made him slip and slide on the slippery surface. So much so, that almost every time he took a step, he fell on his butt. I thought White Bears knew how to walk on frozen water, guess not. Not only can’t he walk on it, he can’t he get even get a pat on the back with going face first. They saved the best plop for last, so make sure to watch it all the way through for that one.
There are two positive things for the guy in the suit, one we don’t see his face and two the costume gives him plenty of padding to protect his fall.
When it comes to White Bear Mitsubishi, they are get more free publicity for these outtakes then they are for the final ad. Maybe they should do all their commercials from there? Granted they would probably need a new actor after each ad they shoot there. Or at least a hefty raise, you know for each time they are raised up from the ice after falling down on it.