When I saw the commercial for Bambooee, I was waiting for someone to yell out “Baba Booey!” That’s because it is so ridiculous, I thought it was fake. But somehow it is real even though they have the worst Sumo Wrestler impersonator I’ve ever seen. And I saw Morning Glory with Diane Keaton wearing a blow up Sumo Wrestler costume.
Now when it comes to the amazing towels, even though the ad is a mess I still want them to clean my messes!
via TV Guide
For almost 20 years the Kool-Aid Man has been enjoying the life of retirement, but now he is back. Sadly while he has been relaxing instead of working, it has made calmer and less interesting. Someone needs to put some sugar in his jug because he needs some of that spunk back! Oh yeah!
I don’t know about you, but I am addicted to As Seen on TV items. Well the latest product I found online is Quit It and basically it is a spray can that makes a hissing noise to stop your pet from doing bad. When I watched this commercial I was like no way is that going to work on pet. If I tried that on my cat, she wouldn’t run away from it. My cat would run towards the can and swat it out my hand. Seriously you think any pet is going to listen to that? Please they are smarter than that.
via Daily Mail Valege in France came up with a way of selling their product on the boob tube, by using boobs! The French Lingerie company has a series of commercials where the left breast is trying to find the right one and bringing them together in a way that only a push up bra can. As perfect as this ad is the only thing they are missing is the actual bra, but I don’t think there will be many complaints about that from men. Do you?
BTW it is ads like this that make me regret not going into advertising, and a lot of teachers very happy that I didn’t.
Are you like me and waited until the last minute to go shopping for the holidays? Well Jimmy Kimmel Live compiled a best of the As Seen On TV ads for 2012 and now you know what to get that person who has everything or what to bring to the Christmas Party Gift Exchange. There’s just so much to choose from, I know a few guys I am going to get that Your Shake Down for! But I am not sure they will use it as it is was intended to be used…
BTW Jimmy Kimmel I am still waiting for my gift from you and I so want that Perfect Polly Electronic Parakeet. I think my cat will enjoy it as much as I will.
A few weeks ago Old Navy released a Christmas commercial with three of the Griswolds and everyone wondered where Rusty was. Well he was just waiting for the next group of commercials to come out. That’s because Anthony Michael Hall who played him National Lampoon’s Vacation and Jason Lively who played him European Vacation joined their movie parents, Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo, while Johnny Galecki was no where to be found. And in the new ad Juliette Lewis also saw her former Audrey self because Dana Barron who originated the role can be seen by the Christmas tree.
Too bad that Galecki opted not to be in the ad because if he did it would’ve made it perfect.
BTW here is another Griswold Old Navy ad without all of the kids and that makes me go Chevy Chase left Community for this…
Old Navy has some really great ads and they have some very bad ones. The latest one features Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block and three members from Boys II Men. Why those musicians because they took the NKOTOBer’s last name to make up Twas the Knight (instead of night) Before Christmas and B2M for Three Wise (Boys II) Men. Get it? Now that you do watch the ad and see how cheesy it came out. Does anyone have any wine to go with that commercial? Maybe then I would take Jordan Knight up on his offer to love him. Seriously wasn’t that line like so totally nauseating?
Old Navy has reunited cast members from Blossom, The Jeffersons, the Beverly Hills, 90210 and a few others in their commercials and now they got Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo and Juliette Lewis to come together for the holidays. Although this time they didn’t go on another Christmas Vacation, they just decided to stay home and wonder why Rusty (Johnny Galecki) was too busy to come home to spend Christmas with them.
BTW who else was thinking that Chevy left Community to do this ad, what a schmuck?
Boys and men are you getting bored with the Victoria’s Secrets’ models in their catalog, well Sears.com is giving you a whole new group of pictures to be excited about! If you go to Sears.com and search for “Exotic Apparel“, you will have a plethora of women to chose from in the 20 pages dedicated to the category. So many that it will keep you up for months with a new picture ever night. And there is plenty to chose from, they have blondes, brunettes, plus-size and plastic. There is something for every guy!
And ladies if you catch your man fixating on a certain piece of a lingerie, then you can order it for a very reasonable price and get a rise out of him like you haven’t gotten in ages! And lonely boys living in your parents’ basements or attics, you can buy the intimates for your blowup doll!
Sears is no longer just for power tools, it is for powering your tools too.
To see even more of a sneak peek then click here!
There is a new product called Shape Ems and it helps women improve their breast size up to three cups! It can either give women fullness, lift or cleavage. But men don’t care about that, they just care they get to see close ups of ladies’ boobs getting bigger and bigger. And did I mention there is a part where one girl puts the Shape Ems in another girl’s bathing suit top? I am sure they will be DVRing this informercial so they can watch it over and over again. With one hand on the remote control to hit rewind and the other one on his remote trying to get it under control.
Now would they ever order it for that special person in their life, heck no because they now what happens when she removes them. But they wouldn’t mind seeing a stranger buy them and use them in a low cut dress or shirt.
