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The Burger King that dressed up as a McDonald’s
October 29th, 2016 under Fast Food, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

For decades people have been dressing up as Ronald McDonald and the Burger King, but this year a Burger King in Queens, NY dressed as a McDonald’s. Even though it tried to be the scariest thing to happen in fast food since the Whopper turned people’s poop green, it isn’t. That will always belong to the Burger King mascot. Every time I see him, it gives me nightmares. Isn’t that thing a walking nightmare.


Kentucky Fried Chicken gets into the sunscreen business
August 23rd, 2016 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Do you like your chicken fried, but not your skin from the sun? Well, Kentucky Fried Chicken came up with a solution for that. The fast food restaurant came out with KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen. No, the SPF lotion doesn’t leave your dermis extra crispy, it just makes it smell that way.
Who knew that people had a need for their bodies to smell like fried chicken when they laid out in the sun.
Definitely not me because when I worked a big story in the Everglades, several of the other newsmen fed the alligators KFC and they loved it. Since they say humans taste like chicken, why would I want to smell that way too around animals that dream of eating us for a living. That could just be me, but I don’t want to give them anymore reason to eat me. There is only one mammal I let do that and he is man. Sorry, had to!
Back to the lotion, sadly they have already run out of supplies. Since it went so fast, maybe they release some more. For those of you who want to smell good enough to eat!


Pizza Hut came out with the most bitchinest pizza box
August 18th, 2016 under Cool Technology, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Pizza companies around the world have been creating crazy and wacky pizza pies that are also extreme delicious. Now, Pizza Hut has taken it to a whole new level with their pizza box. It is not edible like the one in NYC, theirs is one that actually works like a DJ Turntable. That’s right, it is cardboard box with Bluetooth that connects to your computer, phone or MP3 player. It then let’s you pick two songs to play on the turntables that come with adjustable buttons on it like what a professional DJ would use.
How much does it goes for? Where can I get it? Because I don’t know about you, but I want it now. Here’s the problem, it is only available in The UK and it is not for sale. What? All we know, is we have to follow the PizzaHutUK Twitter page to find out how we can win one the 5 they are giving away.
Personally, I don’t know why they aren’t marketing it because there is totally an audience who would pay to own one of those Rockin’ cardboard pizza boxes.
Now, you have to wonder what they will come up with next? Sometimes it is better to be surprised because it is getting crazier and crazier with each reveal.


George Hamilton is extra crispy!
June 23rd, 2016 under Ads, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

This is the role that George Hamilton was born to play. He is the Kentucky Fried Chicken’s new Extra Crispy Colonel. I can’t think of anyone else who would be more perfect to play the role, but the legendary actor who loves to tan. He’s a natural, so naturally KFC hired him!
When it comes to the Extra Crispy Chicken, I think it looks as scrumptious as him!


Burger King is selling something called Mac ‘n Cheetos!
June 22nd, 2016 under Ads, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

In the olden days, fast food tried to kill us with hamburgers and fries. That was then and now they are combining foods you never knew that needed to be combined. Case in point, starting on June 27th, Burger King is going to start selling Mac ‘n Cheetos. What is it beside delicious? It is Mac ‘n Cheese bites with Cheetos breading.
Sounds so yummy, I will be at BK on the 27th and at the hospital on 28th.


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