Hollywood Darlings starts things off at 8p and you will never look at Jodie Sweetin, Beverly Mitchell and Christine Lakin the same way again. We are used to seeing these actresses when they were cute and little on Full House, 7th Heaven and Step By Step respectively, but now the best friends are all grown up. Their child star images are long gone and because of that, you will love them in a whole new way!
On tonight’s season premiere, Jodie teaches one of Andrea Barber’s acting classes for 6 years old and they will never be the same. However, I so want her to teach me about acting. While she is corrupting kids, Beverly and Christine are taking a class at Andrew Keegan’s Full Circle spiritual church. One of them sleeps through it and the other is so relaxed, she orgasms just by crossing her legs. As I said, they are women now!
In the coming weeks, one of them finally goes to the prom she never went to as a teen. A sleepover-shopping spree that lands them in an adult video store. There is also minivan shopping, a yoga class with a sexual breather and one of them taking a retail job for a discount. None of that is as bad as when one of them becomes a spokesperson for a pro-breastfeeding group and they want her to do the unthinkable.
What is also unthinkable is the amazing list of guest stars they have for Hollywood Darlings. There’s Tamera Mowry, Wanya Morris, Jaleel White, DeAnna Pappas, Heather & Nicholle Tom, Lance Bass, Patrick Duffy, Staci Keanan, Lori Beth Denberg and Soleil Moon Frye. It’s a ’90s palooza of child stars!
Nevertheless, what truly is a palooza is how rad Hollywood Darlings is. I went in with no expectations, and I came out with great one. It is quirky, fun and it has some of your favorite stars that you grew up with as a kid. You wanted to be friends with them and now you can be in a way. Just pretend you are hanging with them during all of the hilarious hijinks!
Oh and someone needs to give Lakin a sitcom ASAP because she needs to have her own show. She steals every episode. Not that the other 2 actresses are not great, but she is all that and a bag of chips!
Then at 8:30p, Joey McIntyre wants to do a Donnie Wahlberg and get his show on Return of the Mac. His agent has been getting crappy reality shows and he wants to act. He tells his agent no more crap jobs and Alex (Adam Ray) gets his client a meeting at the Comfy Channel, which is like HBO for females.
McIntyre thinks he is going to get a scripted show on their network, but they offer him a late night talk show. He does not want it, but a chance meeting with January Jones makes him change his mind.
He is already to accept their offer, but then his wife Barrett (his real life wife) of their actual 3 kids, Griffin (8), Rhys (6) and Kira (5), tells him she wants to go back to work. He foregoes the job. Then when she finds out about it, she tells him to go for it.
That is when he finds out another Joey was the first choice. Now, the rivalry between Joey Lawrence is about to begin. That is right, not all Joeys who came in third on Dancing with the Stars are friends and all of that plays out hilariously next week. In fact, coming up he will also have problems with another Joey from DWTS and that is Joey Fatone.
We know that the Big Mac can act, and now we know that his family can too. You would swear they were actors if they all did not have the same last name as his.
I always knew there was something special about Joey and this show demonstrates that with youngest member of New Kids on the Block!
Both these comedic shows are full of the right stuff and you do not want to miss either one tonight and for the next 7 weeks. They are so super fly, I would be surprised if they are not back for a 2nd and 3rd and a 4th season and so on! I promise you will love them as much as you love the stars of both shows.
Thanks to video editor Robert Jones, we now know that there was a lot dancing done in movies from the ’80s. Turns out the ’90s has just as much. Not as good, but still the groove was in their heart and feet. Call the decline the Pulp Fiction effect, but still who doesn’t get a smile on their face watching sober people dancing?
We all need a little happiness these days, so here is some for you to enjoy.
We are used to seeing Brittany Daniel and Tia Mowry with their identical twins, but over the weekend we saw the two of them with each other and not Cynthia Daniel and Tamera Mowry. Are twins allowed to hang out with other twins if their other half is missing? It seems so wrong for some reason.
Even though it looks weird, these two actresses make it look so right.
Remember when you were little a girl and you dreamed about different members from your favorite Boy Bands getting together to form one band and creating a song that you could use to dream about them? Well, it might’ve taken 2 decades but it finally happened.
Backstreet Boys’ AJ McLean, Nick Carter and Howie D, *NSYNC’s Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick, 98 Degrees’ Jeff Timmons and O-Town’s Erik-Michael Estrada all got together to record the theme song to Carter’s Syfy movie Dead 7 that debuts on Friday night.
Even if the Zombie film is horrible, at least we got this perfect ’90s song out of it.
The first trailer is out for Nick Carter’s Dead 7 that debuts on April 1st (my birthday) and I think this a bigger joke than me. Only I can say that!
The Syfy movie is written and stars Carter, and it also includes a lot his friends from the ’90s. Those Boy Band members are Howie Dorough and AJ McLean from Backstreet Boys, Jeff Timmons from 98 Degrees, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick from *NSYNC, Jacob Underwood, Trevor Penick, Erik-Michael Estrada and Dan Miller from O-Town, Delious Kennedy from All-4-One, Art Alexakis from Everclear, Tommy McCarthy from No Authority, Adam Griel from Frontstreet Boys and Jon Secada from his own Boy Band. Is this enough to turn these walking dead singers back into superstars? We will have to tune in on April Fool’s Day to find out. But since there hasn’t been a good Zombie movie since the ’90s, I think we can all guess the answer. Yes, I know that Zombieland and Warm Bodies came out since then, but I was trying to make a funny.