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An ’80s girl’s wet dream!
December 12th, 2016 under 80s, NKOTB, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]


Back in the late ’80s, a girl would have loved to have seen The Wonder Years’ Kevin Arnold and the youngest member of New Kids on the Block together, but it never happened. Now nearly 30 years later, it finally happened. Joey McIntyre and Fred Savage put on some ugly Christmas sweaters and gave us this wonderful picture.
This is what Christmas is all about! Making wet dreams come true!

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An ’80s teen girl’s wet dream
August 30th, 2016 under Rick Springfield, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]


Back in the ’80s, when a teenage girl would close her eyes, she would dream dream about Night Ranger. Yet she was talking in her sleep about The Romantics. Hoping for the Human Touch of Rick Springfield.
Today, she can tell her Sister Christian to Celebrate Youth because here are the three musical artists from her Rock of Life all together and on tour. If they come to a come to a city near her, then she can tell all of them What I Like About You!
Don’t Walk Away, this post wasn’t that bad! So I will leave you with some wise words and tell you to “Love Somebody”. What you thought I was going to tell you, “Don’t Talk to Strangers?”
Finally, as Night Ranger would sing, “Goodbye,” for now!

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A ’90s teen wet dream
August 25th, 2016 under Full House, NKOTB, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]


Candace Cameron and Andrea Barber are such fans of NKOTB that the band and the Full House actresses became good friends. So much so, they got the ’90s Boy Band to appear on their Netflix sitcom Fuller House this upcoming season. Here is DJ posing with four of them band’s members. The fifth one I am assuming was stuck in NYC filming Blue Bloods.
Seeing the New Kids on the Block on the Full House couch is causing so many teens from the ’90s to have a wet dream come true.

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An ’80s girl’s wet dream!
July 18th, 2016 under Bon Jovi, Don Johnson, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]


Forget how much of a seducer Don Juan was, I want to be seduced by Don Jon. For some reason Don Johnson and Jon Bon Jovi were hanging out in Italy and my panties are all types of slippery when wet.
Back in the mid ’80s, it was all about Miami Vice and Bon Jovi, and now three decades later it is still about those two leading men. While they might be a little grayer now, I am livin’ on a prayer that they will want to lay their hands on me in bed of roses for one wild night.
Seriously, don’t they help you keep the faith that sex symbols can still be sexy as they get older?

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An ’80s mom’s wet dream!
July 5th, 2016 under Michael Bolton, Richard Marx, Wet dream. [ Comments: none ]


Back in the ’80s when teens were listening to Duran Duran, Bon Jovi and Madonna, their moms were listening to Richard Marx, Kenny G and Michael Bolton. Mother’s Day might’ve been two months ago, but you can make her day by showing her this photo of three Adult Contemporary heartthrobs. Then you might want to leave her alone, so that she can put on their albums and enjoy. An enjoyment no kid wants to know their mom still partakes in.
When it comes to me, if I were to put on their music the only enjoyment I would get is some much needed sleep. Kenny G knocks me out every time. Works better than a sleeping pill.

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