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Kate Beckinsale has a puppy in her bra!
February 9th, 2017 under Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: 2 ]


You know how some people refer to a woman’s boobs as puppies, well in Kate Beckinsale’s case it is true. That’s because she placed one of her puppies in her sports bra. Hey, the little pooch is close to her heart, so why shouldn’t he really be close to heart. Which takes puppy love to a whole new level!

All should be fine as long as he doesn’t try to breast feed her? Too far?

BTW no way you could get me to do that. Although, now I am thinking could you imagine a clothing line for people who want to wear their animals in their lingerie? There could be panties to hold your kitty for women who want to keep their pussies near their pussies. Or boxers for a reptile for men who want to keep their snakes by their snakes! Should I not go on?

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Kate Beckinsale is a d!ck!
July 11th, 2016 under Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]


Kate Beckinsale dressed up a pen!s and balls from head to toe and said, “Just a girl trying to make it in a man’s world…” Why she put on that inflatable erection? We don’t know. So we can only guess, what is your guess?
And who else is going as that for Halloween besides me?

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How hot was it in LA today?
June 20th, 2016 under Awesome Videos, Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]


It was about 110 degrees in Los Angeles today, so you can say it was hot. How hot? So hot, that while Kate Beckinsale was driving around and filming Sarah Silverman, she captured the moment a “@Perrier bottle overheated and popped its cap into her ear.” That’s muy caliente.

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Kate Beckinsale was voted the 6th most boring person at Oxford
July 19th, 2012 under Jimmy Kimmel, Kate Beckinsale. [ Comments: none ]


Kate Beckinsale was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she told the host of the Emmy nominated show she was voted the 6th most boring person at Oxford University. She was given the honor because she wouldn’t take part in some of their drinking traditions like Anal Chugging. Once she described what it was, I can see why she wouldn’t want to drink a beer from a guy’s buttcrack. I did some crazy things in college, but even I wouldn’t do that.
While the Underworld star might’ve been boring at Oxford, she was a lot of fun as she read the erotic version of Moby Dick on the ABC late night show.

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Political party at Kate Beckinsale’s
July 28th, 2008 under Kate Beckinsale, Politics. [ Comments: 1 ]

Hopefully Kate Beckinsale is throwing a political party and not a party for her daughter. Because if that is a party for a kid that would totally suck, unless she was using the Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton cut-outs for pin the tail on the donkey…you know because the Democratic Party's symbol is the donkey.
(There are no political overtones to this post, so don't read in to one that isn't there) 
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