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Goldie Hawn is proud of her son, Oliver Hudson’s, penis
May 12th, 2017 under Andy Cohen, Goldie Hawn, Oliver Hudson. [ Comments: none ]


Andy Cohen asked Goldie Hawn what her reaction was to her oldest son showing off his butt on Instagram, and she gave the Watch What Happens Live host an answer he was never expecting.

She said that Oliver Hudson makes her laugh and then she shared a story about him when he was just a week old. Goldie’s golden story about her big boy is, “When I had him circumcised, the doctor came out and said, ‘You’ll be happy to know I came out to get a bigger clamp.'” Then she added, “I was thrilled!” I am sure he is thrilled that his mom revealed that not so little tidbit about him. I mean it only get bigger after that, right? Now, I will be checking out his crotch when I ever see photos of him.

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Oliver Hudson on his future brother-in-law Brad Pitt!
January 21st, 2017 under Brangelina, Oliver Hudson. [ Comments: none ]

Yeah and it's been hell!! He's messy as shit! He drinks out of the fucking carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!! And this is when he's at MY house!!! He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom's overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying "All right!! It's Brad Pitt!!" Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it's time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I'll smoke one more bowl and then get the fuck out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I'll get that back to you.. ok..

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We know that the Hudson family is a very funny one and turns out that Oliver is the funniest one of them all. Yesterday, he took to Instagram and to take on the tabloid reports that his sister Kate moved in with Brad Pitt. By the sounds of what he says, it doesn’t sound like he loves his future brother-in-law and the feeling is mutual.
The funniest part about his post, is how much do you want to bet that someone takes this joke post as a real and claim there really is a rift between the two?

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Oliver Hudson needs an acting job!
May 12th, 2016 under Oliver Hudson. [ Comments: none ]

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Last year, Oliver Hudson had two acting jobs, one on Nashville and the other on Scream Queens. Now he is on a break and needs something to do. He asked Harmless Harvest to send him some Coconut Water and they did. Thus, he is on kick and he wants to see what else he can get. Not for himself but for us.
So if he is so willing to help us, then we should help him get him a job. Put him in some scrubs and I can see him playing Meredith Grey’s new love interest on Grey’s Anatomy. He can be McHottie. Or how about putting him in a suit and have him be the newest agent on NCIS or NCIS: LA or NCIS: NoLA or NCIS: wait is there a fourth one? Or make him a hipster and have him date Caroline Channing on 2 Broke Girls. Or better yet, how hot would he be as a fireman on Chicago Fire. He is so versatile, there has to be a role for him on one of the shows.
Now what do I want him to get me? Diamonds from Kay because they are a girls’ best friend. I think that is doable!

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BTWF home videos: Wyatt Russell at 12
May 5th, 2016 under Jimmy Kimmel, Oliver Hudson. [ Comments: none ]


Before Wyatt Russell was Cold in July, it was hot enough for him to walk around naked after a swim. How awesome was it to see him blush like crazy when he saw that home video, he was in when he was 12 back in 1999, on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Thanks to Oliver Hudson for making that happen!

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Oliver Hudson explains why he got a Bro-zilian!
December 2nd, 2015 under Conan O'Brien, Oliver Hudson. [ Comments: 5 ]


Oliver Hudson was filming Nashville in Nashville and Scream Queens in New Orleans, two cities that are known for their comfort food. Because of that he gained 18 pounds and he wasn’t feeling so positive about himself and how he looked. His wife suggested that he get a Bro-zilian and that will make him feel more confident. Mostly because it will make his wiener look longer, you know because the tree stump will no longer hidden by all of that bush! Plus, his wife enticed him to do it, by offering him things if he did it.
Then if that was not enough information, he described what happened when he actually got it done to Conan. Would he do it again? He said in a high-pitched voice, “Maybe!”
As Hudson was telling his (hairless) tale on the TBS late night show, he asked Tom Jones, the other guest who was sitting next to him, if he had any hair down there since he has shown his package so many times. To which the legendary singer said sometimes when he is shaving his head with an electric razor, he moves it down to his other head. Giving new meaning to What’s New Pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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