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#OliviaWilde on her post-baby mommy maker!
March 31st, 2015 under Lisa Edelstein/Hugh Laurie/House, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: none ]


Olivia Wilde talked to Shape about her new body after having her baby, and she didn’t hold back. While a lot of female celebrities make it seem like it’s so easy to get back in to Shape, she was real about the after effects. She said, “Many people aren’t familiar with the post-birth experience-and why should they be?” Then she added, “But let me tell you now: For a couple of weeks after you pop that sucker out, you are the walking wounded. First of all, you haven’t seen your vagina in months, even though it’s all her fault you’re in this situation. Now that you can finally confirm that she is, in fact, still there, she isn’t the gal you remember, and would rather you back off and give her some space (and an ice diaper) for the time being, thank you very much.”
She didn’t only talk about the changes to her vajayjay, she also talked about the area above it. She explained, “That gorgeous bump you proudly paraded around town for some 40 weeks has only retreated slightly after the birth. Now it’s a lot like a partially deflated pool toy. After giving birth, I joined the ranks of millions of new mothers when I moaned, ‘Why do I still look pregnant? Is there another one stuck in there?'” She went on to say, “But luckily, that part doesn’t last long. Basically, for the first few months, your body has that covered, and you can just let it do the work while you focus on keeping the kid alive and occasionally washing your hair. Breast-feeding helps, in the most intense way. You feel your uterus contracting while the baby nurses. Your belly starts to go down. Your thighs become slightly less thunderous.”
Once you get through that part, it is time to reacquaint yourself with jeans after weeks of only wearing sweatpants. She talked about that too, “When you manage to button your jeans (thank you, stretchy denim), the button clasp gets swallowed up and lost in your gelatinous Stay Puft Marshmallow Man belly. This is when it becomes abundantly clear that it’s time to reintroduce yourself to your jilted abdominals, though their feelings are hurt and they are very resistant to rebuilding the relationship.”
She shared a lot more with Shape in their April issue, like would she have another kid. It is a candid read with a different approach about being a new mom. Because of that it is very refreshing.

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Oliva Wilde’s baby has left her building!
April 23rd, 2014 under Lisa Edelstein/Hugh Laurie/House, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: none ]


Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis finally welcomed their baby boy and Otis is as beautiful as his mother. Hopefully he will have his mother’s playfulness and his dad’s humor, with that and their looks he is going to be a heart breaker. Heck, he will be a heart break even without all of that, but I am sure he will get it all.

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Olivia Wilde’s vajayjay is ready to say I do to Jason Sudeikis!
January 12th, 2013 under Engaged?, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from WENN.com)

Almost two years after Olivia Wilde announced that she had split from her first husband, she is engaged to the man that will most likely become her second husband. People reports that a source told them that Jason Sudeikis asked her to marry him shortly after the holidays and she said yes. Hopefully her vajayjay won’t feel like it died as it did with Tao Ruspoli any time soon.
No date has been announced for the couple who have been together for just over a year!

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BTWF roles: Olivia Wilde in Skin
October 4th, 2012 under Before They Were Famous, Olivia Wilde. [ Comments: 1 ]


Before Olivia Wilde was a stripper in Butter, her dad was a pornographer on Skin. She looks the same now as she did when she was 19 in that 2003 episode.

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Ashley Green wants you know to that Olivia Wilde is a good kisser!
October 3rd, 2012 under Conan O'Brien, Olivia Wilde, Twilight. [ Comments: none ]


One of the most talked about scenes in the new movie Butter is when Ashley Green makes out with Olivia Wilde. Yesterday the Twilight star was on Conan and Conan O’Brien being the man that he is had to know how it was. She told the TBS late night host that the House actress is a good kisser and wanted to let everyone know that. I am sure a lot of men are happy to know that fact!
What I am happy to tell you is that I absolutely enjoyed Butter. I know men will be rushing to the theater on Friday not only to see the kiss, but also to Wilde do a very reveal stripping scene in the film. You know because she plays a stripper.

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