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Bryan Cranston’s epic sex story on a train in the Alps
October 13th, 2017 under Bryan Cranston, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

When Bryan Cranston and his wife went on their honeymoon in Europe, their travel agent told them to take a train through the Alps to get from Switzerland to Italy. The agent explained to them that on their route, there are three tunnels. The first is one is 5 minutes, the second one is about 10 and the third one goes on for 50, wink, wink. The actor told Graham Norton on his BBC show that he knew what he meant, join the tunnel high club.

The newlyweds get on the train and they are excited for their journey. They get through the first tunnel and the sexual tension is building. Then the next one comes upon and they are emotionally getting ready. Finally it is time for his train to enter her tunnel. They strip off, thinking time is on their side because the darkness is making it hard on his hard on to find her, but it is not. That tunnel was not 50 minutes, but only 15. Just as they started, the train pulls into a station. That is when his new wife wanted him to pull out of her station because there were three Italian couples watching their love making.

I guess that is the perfect way to start marriage because 29 years later, they are still going strong. And not having sex on trains. At least I am assuming they are not after that!


Zac Efron can really work a pole!
June 2nd, 2017 under Graham Norton, Zac Efron. [ Comments: none ]

Zac Efron did a photoshoot where he held his body up horizontally on a parking meter and Graham Norton wanted to see if he could recreate that pose. Thankfully, they had a stripper pole ready for him and off he went. Or should I say up because that is exactly what he did with his body. He did it so effortlessly! I don’t know why he is still acting because he could make more money as a stripper. I am sure I am not the only who would make it rain for him!

If that trick didn’t prove to you of his stripper worthiness, then his dance moves with Tom Cruise, Norton and Annabelle Wallis will definitely convince you! He did a better Les Grossman than Cruise! On that note, Efron could open a strip joint called Tropic Thunder.


BTWF roles: Charlie Hunnam in Byker Grove
May 15th, 2017 under Before They Were Famous, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

Before Charlie Hunnam was part of the Sons of Anarchy gang, he was a model on Byker Grove. Don’t you just love seeing the 18 year old with a ponytail back in 1998? I also loved hearing him talking to Graham Norton about his big break!


Diane Keaton proves she loves to kiss on camera
May 5th, 2017 under Diane Keaton, Graham Norton, Jane Fonda, Kevin Bacon. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton was a guest on The Graham Norton Show today and he wanted know if is true that she loves to film love scenes. She told him, “It’s the best! Quite frankly, it doesn’t get better than onscreen romance.” Then she explained why, “Frankly, think of all of the men you get to kiss and you don’t pay the price.” Wait, what? She added, “The relationship is perfect because you are telling the story, you are in the midst of the story. So yeah, I am enjoying doing it. I enjoy it!”

Then she elaborated to him and the audience who she just offered to kiss, “There is nothing better than kissing a man in a movie. And people say that is difficult, but they’re wrong.” To prove her point, she offered to kiss the BBC host and he excitingly obliged. After she gave him not one but two kisses and some slaps, she told everyone that she now she wanted to kiss his other male guest Kevin Bacon. The actor, who is Six Degrees of Separation from all actors, cut loose, Footloose, when she offered because that has been on his bucket list. Hopefully, his wife Kyra Sedgwick won’t see this! Finally, Annie Hall didn’t stop there, she punished Jessica Chastain with a kiss on a lips and none of them will ever be the same.

Is it wrong that I want to be kissed by Diane Keaton too? She makes it looks like it truly is the best thing and I think it is because of the way she does it! Who doesn’t like a little hit before she makes it all better with a kiss!

I have to say after watching this, they did a brilliant job of casting her in Book Club with Jane Fonda and Candice Bergen as three women whose lives change after they read Fifty Shades of Grey. She will get to do a lot of onscreen kissing and hitting, which is so up her alley!

Seriously, who doesn’t want to be BFFs with her! I would bring the wine and ice just to hang out with her for a night. She is the coolest chick in Hollywood!


Warren Beatty is a lot more boring than we were told!
April 14th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Old Hollywood. [ Comments: none ]

Warren Beatty was on The Graham Norton Show and the host wanted to if some of those most famous rumors about him are true. Rumors like if the Shampoo star used to wash his hair with a 6-pack of beer every day? That one is false.

Also false, is that Beatty and Jack Nicholson had their own secret passageway into the Playboy mansion. As if they would need one during their hay day because they were both the sexiest male actors of the ’70s and the playmates would welcome them with open tails.

He does know where his Oscar for Reds is. He did not have the crotch on the Heaven Can Wait poster enlarged. After looking at it, I think he should’ve asked for the John Holmes.

Even though he says he doesn’t know if Carly Simon wrote You’re So Vain about him, she confirmed that she did. I guess he isn’t as vain as she thought he was because a real vain person would say they think that song is about them.

Finally, has the former Playboy bedded over 13,000 women? The actor did the math and said it is impossible. Denying that fact like that makes me think the only women he has been with are Carly Simon, Carrie Fisher, Madonna and Annette Benning. Why? Because this interview proved how boring he is. No matter how hot he was in his youth, I wouldn’t want to sleep with him after listening to him talk. Granted, you don’t have to talk to him but still. If he did bed me, it would be me falling asleep in bed.

In other words, this interview proves that Beatty is as exciting as Wonder Bread and it is a wonder he got anyone in bed.

Seriously, if I was rumored to have the life he supposedly led, I would own it! Lie, we would not know! In other words, he made a career out of telling lies, why not lie about his real life too? That is what we want!


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