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Warren Beatty is a lot more boring than we were told!
April 14th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Old Hollywood. [ Comments: none ]


Warren Beatty was on The Graham Norton Show and the host wanted to if some of those most famous rumors about him are true. Rumors like if the Shampoo star used to wash his hair with a 6-pack of beer every day? That one is false.

Also false, is that Beatty and Jack Nicholson had their own secret passageway into the Playboy mansion. As if they would need one during their hay day because they were both the sexiest male actors of the ’70s and the playmates would welcome them with open tails.

He does know where his Oscar for Reds is. He did not have the crotch on the Heaven Can Wait poster enlarged. After looking at it, I think he should’ve asked for the John Holmes.

Even though he says he doesn’t know if Carly Simon wrote You’re So Vain about him, she confirmed that she did. I guess he isn’t as vain as she thought he was because a real vain person would say they think that song is about them.

Finally, has the former Playboy bedded over 13,000 women? The actor did the math and said it is impossible. Denying that fact like that makes me think the only women he has been with are Carly Simon, Carrie Fisher, Madonna and Annette Benning. Why? Because this interview proved how boring he is. No matter how hot he was in his youth, I wouldn’t want to sleep with him after listening to him talk. Granted, you don’t have to talk to him but still. If he did bed me, it would be me falling asleep in bed.

In other words, this interview proves that Beatty is as exciting as Wonder Bread and it is a wonder he got anyone in bed.

Seriously, if I was rumored to have the life he supposedly led, I would own it! Lie, we would not know! In other words, he made a career out of telling lies, why not lie about his real life too? That is what we want!

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Sir Patrick Stewart didn’t know he wasn’t circumcised!
February 24th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Hugh Jackman, Sir Patrick Stewart/Sir Ian McKellen. [ Comments: none ]


Sir Patrick Stewart was on The Graham Norton Show today and he might have just told one of the best stories on a talk show ever.

The BBC host asked the actor about a disagreement he had with his wife about a certain part of himself. One night, when his wife and him were talking, he said to her, “…being circumcised and all.” She told him, “You’re not circumcised.” Wait, who would know better the man who is missing part of his penis his whole life or the woman who has seen it up close?

You see, let’s backtrack. When the Sir was a kid it was fashionable to look Jewish down there, so his mother told him that he was. Was she lying to him or his wife?

There was only one person who could answer this very important question and that is his doctor. The day after the Stewarts had this argument, Captain Picard got his annual physical. As the doctor was done there, he asked if he was indeed cut or not. The doctor gave him some blunt talk and said, “Not!” Stewart did not believe him and asked him to check again. This time the doctor told him, “Hey, I am Jewish. I know the difference.”

Hopefully, now so does Stewart. Can you imagine going through your whole life thinking you were circumcised and you were not. Good thing his wife knew the difference because now we have this wonderful story to remember him by. I know it is how I will remember the actor forever. So much so, it should be on his tombstone, “Here lies a man, who was circumcised.” After a few years, no one will be the wiser.

Now, back to the interview, Hugh Jackman’s reaction to the uncut tale was hysterical. I would’ve been peeing in my pants from laughter if I was there. How can you not watch this and not be in hysterics? Bloody brillant!

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Was it Whoopi Goldberg’s choice not to do any sex scenes in movies?
February 13th, 2017 under Fifty Shades, Graham Norton, The View. [ Comments: none ]


Jamie Dornan was talking about how awkward it is to do sex scenes with Dakota Fanning in Fifty Shades Darker on The Graham Norton Show, and he included Keanu Reeves and Whoopi Goldeberg, who were also on the talk show with him, in on the discussion. The Oscar winner chimed in and said, “This is why I love him, cause he includes me in…These guys know that sex scenes are just really hard. It’s like, no babe!”

Believe it or not, with all of the movies Whoopi has done, she hasn’t gotten any whoopi in them. Her sex life in them is like a Ghost and dead. The BBC host wanted to know if that was her decision, and she said, “Nooooo!” Then Christian Grey reassured her that there is still time for that. Which if they were to have one, it would give new meaning to Fifty Shades Darker. Could you imagine? Let’s not and say we did because that is a View we can live without. Kind of like The View.

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Whoopi Goldberg scars Keanu Reeves and us for life!
February 10th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Keanu Reeves, The View. [ Comments: none ]


Whoopi Goldberg was telling Graham Norton on his BBC talk show about getting older and then she started talking about losing her hair. Keanu Reeves mistakenly asked her what she meant because she looks like she has a full head of hair. She does. Up there, just not down there anymore. Keanu’s face says it all.

Yes, I am not quoting exactly what she says because it was bad enough. I have that image in my head from the first time she told and I don’t want to hear it again. No one does. It is a View that won’t leave your for a while.

Oh here’s a story, when I first moved to LA I remember her telling us she looks like a skunk between her legs. That was bad, this is worse. On positive note, now she no longer looks like skunk. That’s cause her pussy looks like one of those pussies with no hair. Image, stuck.

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Helen Mirren gets recognized in the toilet!
December 27th, 2016 under Graham Norton, Helen Mirren. [ Comments: none ]


Graham Norton wanted to know where is some of the strangest places Will Smith, Martin Freeman and Helen Mirren get recognized, and the Dame had the best answer. Of course. She explained, “You’re stuck. Then there are other people in the cue, word goes out and then you are having a conversation whole cue of people all the time slowly moving towards the cabin that is empty. Knowing everyone is going to be listening. It is mortifying.”
Then Martin Freeman, explained how he was recognized when he was younger in the bathroom, two men wanted to know if he was big down there.
In other words, leave celebs alone when they are in the loo. Although men, it is OK to look and tell me!

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