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Zac Efron can really work a pole!
June 2nd, 2017 under Graham Norton, Zac Efron. [ Comments: none ]

Zac Efron did a photoshoot where he held his body up horizontally on a parking meter and Graham Norton wanted to see if he could recreate that pose. Thankfully, they had a stripper pole ready for him and off he went. Or should I say up because that is exactly what he did with his body. He did it so effortlessly! I don’t know why he is still acting because he could make more money as a stripper. I am sure I am not the only who would make it rain for him!

If that trick didn’t prove to you of his stripper worthiness, then his dance moves with Tom Cruise, Norton and Annabelle Wallis will definitely convince you! He did a better Les Grossman than Cruise! On that note, Efron could open a strip joint called Tropic Thunder.


BTWF roles: Charlie Hunnam in Byker Grove
May 15th, 2017 under Before They Were Famous, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

Before Charlie Hunnam was part of the Sons of Anarchy gang, he was a model on Byker Grove. Don’t you just love seeing the 18 year old with a ponytail back in 1998? I also loved hearing him talking to Graham Norton about his big break!


Diane Keaton proves she loves to kiss on camera
May 5th, 2017 under Diane Keaton, Graham Norton, Kevin Bacon. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton was a guest on The Graham Norton Show today and he wanted know if is true that she loves to film love scenes. She told him, “It’s the best! Quite frankly, it doesn’t get better than onscreen romance.” Then she explained why, “Frankly, think of all of the men you get to kiss and you don’t pay the price.” Wait, what? She added, “The relationship is perfect because you are telling the story, you are in the midst of the story. So yeah, I am enjoying doing it. I enjoy it!”

Then she elaborated to him and the audience who she just offered to kiss, “There is nothing better than kissing a man in a movie. And people say that is difficult, but they’re wrong.” To prove her point, she offered to kiss the BBC host and he excitingly obliged. After she gave him not one but two kisses and some slaps, she told everyone that she now she wanted to kiss his other male guest Kevin Bacon. The actor, who is Six Degrees of Separation from all actors, cut loose, Footloose, when she offered because that has been on his bucket list. Hopefully, his wife Kyra Sedgwick won’t see this! Finally, Annie Hall didn’t stop there, she punished Jessica Chastain with a kiss on a lips and none of them will ever be the same.

Is it wrong that I want to be kissed by Diane Keaton too? She makes it looks like it truly is the best thing and I think it is because of the way she does it! Who doesn’t like a little hit before she makes it all better with a kiss!

I have to say after watching this, they did a brilliant job of casting her in Book Club with Jane Fonda and Candice Bergen as three women whose lives change after they read Fifty Shades of Grey. She will get to do a lot of onscreen kissing and hitting, which is so up her alley!

Seriously, who doesn’t want to be BFFs with her! I would bring the wine and ice just to hang out with her for a night. She is the coolest chick in Hollywood!


Warren Beatty is a lot more boring than we were told!
April 14th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Old Hollywood. [ Comments: none ]

Warren Beatty was on The Graham Norton Show and the host wanted to if some of those most famous rumors about him are true. Rumors like if the Shampoo star used to wash his hair with a 6-pack of beer every day? That one is false.

Also false, is that Beatty and Jack Nicholson had their own secret passageway into the Playboy mansion. As if they would need one during their hay day because they were both the sexiest male actors of the ’70s and the playmates would welcome them with open tails.

He does know where his Oscar for Reds is. He did not have the crotch on the Heaven Can Wait poster enlarged. After looking at it, I think he should’ve asked for the John Holmes.

Even though he says he doesn’t know if Carly Simon wrote You’re So Vain about him, she confirmed that she did. I guess he isn’t as vain as she thought he was because a real vain person would say they think that song is about them.

Finally, has the former Playboy bedded over 13,000 women? The actor did the math and said it is impossible. Denying that fact like that makes me think the only women he has been with are Carly Simon, Carrie Fisher, Madonna and Annette Benning. Why? Because this interview proved how boring he is. No matter how hot he was in his youth, I wouldn’t want to sleep with him after listening to him talk. Granted, you don’t have to talk to him but still. If he did bed me, it would be me falling asleep in bed.

In other words, this interview proves that Beatty is as exciting as Wonder Bread and it is a wonder he got anyone in bed.

Seriously, if I was rumored to have the life he supposedly led, I would own it! Lie, we would not know! In other words, he made a career out of telling lies, why not lie about his real life too? That is what we want!


Sir Patrick Stewart didn’t know he wasn’t circumcised!
February 24th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Hugh Jackman, Sir Patrick Stewart/Sir Ian McKellen. [ Comments: none ]

Sir Patrick Stewart was on The Graham Norton Show today and he might have just told one of the best stories on a talk show ever.

The BBC host asked the actor about a disagreement he had with his wife about a certain part of himself. One night, when his wife and him were talking, he said to her, “…being circumcised and all.” She told him, “You’re not circumcised.” Wait, who would know better the man who is missing part of his penis his whole life or the woman who has seen it up close?

You see, let’s backtrack. When the Sir was a kid it was fashionable to look Jewish down there, so his mother told him that he was. Was she lying to him or his wife?

There was only one person who could answer this very important question and that is his doctor. The day after the Stewarts had this argument, Captain Picard got his annual physical. As the doctor was done there, he asked if he was indeed cut or not. The doctor gave him some blunt talk and said, “Not!” Stewart did not believe him and asked him to check again. This time the doctor told him, “Hey, I am Jewish. I know the difference.”

Hopefully, now so does Stewart. Can you imagine going through your whole life thinking you were circumcised and you were not. Good thing his wife knew the difference because now we have this wonderful story to remember him by. I know it is how I will remember the actor forever. So much so, it should be on his tombstone, “Here lies a man, who was circumcised.” After a few years, no one will be the wiser.

Now, back to the interview, Hugh Jackman’s reaction to the uncut tale was hysterical. I would’ve been peeing in my pants from laughter if I was there. How can you not watch this and not be in hysterics? Bloody brillant!


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