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Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover?
June 17th, 2016 under Diane Keaton, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: 1 ]

Even though Diane Keaton has dated a slew of men when she was younger, she is not dating anyone now. Because of that, she told Ellen DeGeneres that she is “sexually frustrated.” Then the Oscar winner asked the host if she knows what it feels like. When the happily married host told her, she didn’t, Annie Hall said, “But I do. I know what it feels like and it is not good.”
As the women continued to talk about it. Ellen reassured her she could get another lover. To which the 70 year old asked her, “But who’s going to ask me, to be, their lover?”
There you have it networks, the perfect show. Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover? It would be the wackiest and most awesome dating show since Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Seriously, someone needs to make this happen ASAP. Could you imagine how amazing it would be? You never know what is going she is going to say next. Especially if she has some wine in her. So make sure the fridge is packed with something from her vineyard and liquor store ice, and you will be set with a ratings smash like you have never seen before.
BTW am I the only who wants to be her friend? She seems like she would be so much fun to hang out with.


Diane Keaton flips out when she meets her crush Justin Bieber!
November 13th, 2015 under Diane Keaton, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: 1 ]

Diane Keaton is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the Oscar winner admitted that she has a crush on Justin Bieber. Since it his week on the daytime talk show, when he heard the news, he came out to greet her. She was so excited to meet him, she could barely control herself.
Who knows, maybe they will go out? After all anyone is better than Woody Allen.
Plus, the tabloids would go crazy over them. They would be so much hotter KimYe and ShelFi.
Granted, I could be saying all of this because I have been drinking as much wine as she has been drinking. What do you think of KeaBer?


Diane Keaton has skin cancer
June 2nd, 2015 under Diane Keaton. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton took to Twitter today to reveal that she has breast cancer. The Oscar winner also asked her followers to support Melanoma Research Alliance and urged people to wear Loreal Paris’ Silky Sheer.
Skin Cancer is not only a very curable cancer, it is also a very preventable one. While we can’t avoid sun completely, we can use sunscreen products to protect us from it. As someone who has skin cancer run on both sides of her family, I have been using protection for decades. Better safe, than sorry.
When it comes to Ms Keaton, I hope she will be better soon.


Diane Keaton not understanding Wine Pong is total win!
April 30th, 2014 under Diane Keaton, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Diane Keaton was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Beer Pong but with wine. The actress didn’t understand the game and just wanted to drink the red wine. So she made up her own rules, threw balls at the NBC late night host, drank from the plastic cups filled with wine and declared herself the winner. She might’ve won the game, but we are the true winners for getting to watch that!
Forget all those people being rumored for Craig Ferguson’s job, she’s the one who really needs a late night talk show.


What was up with Diane Keaton on The Colbert Report?
May 1st, 2012 under Diane Keaton, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Remember that interview where David Letterman interviewed Joaquin Phoenix? You know the one that was all kinds of strange and you thought no one would ever come close to the weirdness of it? Well yesterday Diane Keaton came pretty close when Stephen Colbert talked to her about book on The Colbert Report. She started off the interview by asking him he was still running for President, then she accused him of hugging her inappropriately before calling him a sexual pervert and throughout it all she didn’t answer his questions.
Normally the Oscar winner comes off so likeable in interviews, that I don’t know what was happening here. Seriously what was up with that whole chat? When it comes to Colbert, he handled it like a champ. Much better than most would, but then again what can you do in that situation. I think he handled it much better than Letterman did because he didn’t make fun of her to her face and played along as best as he could.


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