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Even the alligators like to dress up for Halloween in Miami!
November 2nd, 2016 under Animals, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you, but I saw a lot of scary things when I went Trick or Treating on Halloween, but they were all fake. Imagine Brian Entin’s surprise when he knocked on one door in Coconut Grove, Fl and saw a 13′ alligator dressed up in a purple top hat and sunglasses on the other side of it. That is exactly what happened, and Gwendolyn gave him the treat of the night.
When it comes to Gwendolyn, according to WSVN she is a Miami staple who has lived with her owner for 47, yes 47 years. Why didn’t anyone tell me about her when I was living there? I would’ve loved to have her seen her. I saw a lot of other scary living things in Coconut Grove on the weekends when I lived there.


Steven Tyler is that you?
November 2nd, 2016 under Aerosmith, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Steven Tyler went out as something completely different than what we normally see him as for Halloween and I just have to say, “Dude looks like a man.” Seeing the Aerosmith singer as Rhett Butler is such a 360 from how he normally looks that I think the Rocker, who never ages, should try out that style more often. I know I wouldn’t mind loving him in elevators! If I didn’t know it was him, I would’ve sworn he was a star from an ’80s nighttime Soap Opera like Lorenzo Lamas.
Back to the Tyler we know from 364 days a year, I like him whatever way he dresses or struts because after all we know he likes to walk this way. Yeah, that joke didn’t pay off!


Jimmy Kimmel told his daughter he ate all her candy
November 2nd, 2016 under Halloween, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

It is that time of year where Jimmy Kimmel makes a whole lot of kids cry and cry. While he doesn’t know any of them, he does know his daughter. Now that Jane is old enough to go Trick or Treating, he decided to tell her the next day that he ate all of her candy like the hundreds of other parents that have been doing that for the last 5 years. Unlike almost all of those other kids, she could care less. But then again she is just 2 years and 3 months old, next year when she is a whole 3 years and 3 months old, she is going to curse him out and cry like all of those children whose parents played a trick on them with all of their Halloween treats.
When it comes to the sweeties from 2016, who were told all of their sweets were gone, I don’t know if I like the ones that attacked their parents more than the ones that forgave them. I think it is a toss up because good and evil cross each other out. But I love that so many of the little ones who were willing to give their moms and dads the benefit of the doubt. That would not be, I would be one of those brats would cry uncontrollably until my parents took me to the store and bought me all of the candy I wanted. I still wouldn’t stop crying until my parents tool me to a toy store and bought me the singing Elena of Avalor doll and then I would play it all the way home, and all night long as I ate that expensive replacement candy. That is how I would do things.


Proof that Beyonce and Jay Z are living Barbie and Ken dolls!
November 1st, 2016 under Beyonce, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Beyonce and her husband Jay Z went dressed as Barbie and Ken for Halloween and it is the most perfect costume for this couple. If ever there was a Barbie and Ken in our existence, it is them. Can you think of anyone better for that title now that Brangelina are just Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?


Channing Tatum is a beast!
November 1st, 2016 under Channing Tatum, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Channing Tatum dressed up as the Beast while his wife, Jenna Dewan and their daughter, Everly, dressed up as Belle. Proving that when Beauty and the Beast get their happily Everly after, it is one for the Fairy Tale books.


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