So this couple in London didn’t trust their construction workers, so they secretly videotaped while they were out at work. What they discovered is something they never expected.
It starts off innocent enough with the guy using their dumbbell to build some muscle, but then he decides to focus on a different muscle. You see, then the guy is seen taking out his hammer and starts hammering away. In other words, he started to masturbate.
The couple was so horrified about what they found on the hidden video that they could not return to their house for over a week according to Sutton Guardian.
The worker, who was caught red handed, was let go by the company and police are curently investigating the matter.
So the morale of this story, is make sure to construct a hidden camera if you are getting some work done on your place. And workers don’t screw with the screwdriver during work hours.
For the last 40 years, millions of girls have grown up loving Hello Kitty and thinking she was a cat. Well yesterday The LA Times broke a story that crushed all of their hearts because her creator, Sanrio, says she is not a cat. Whhhhhhaaaaaaaatttttttt?
Christine R Yano was writing up her description for an exhibit at the Japanese American National Museum and she asked for approval from Sanrio. In the script, she kept referring to Hello Kitty as a cat and Sanrio corrected her. They told her, “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.” But she looks like a cat, she has a Japanese Bobtail’s tale and she has whiskers. So how is she not a cat?
According to Hello Kitty’s official fan site, her real name is Kitty White. The fansite adds, “Hello Kitty is a cheerful and happy little girl with a heart of gold. She lives in London with her mama (Mary White), papa (George White), and her twin sister Mimmy.” The fansite also describes some of her other friends as the animals they are depicted as, but none of the felines on the page (except for Charmmy Kitty) are referred to as cats.
I am sorry, but is she looks like a cat, then she is a cat. If she is a little girl Sanrio, then make her look like a little girl. Am I right?
Sanrio, to destroy something so precious after all of these years is so messed up and I am boycotting you and all of your products from now on. Signed a former Hello Kitty fan.
via Jimmy Kimmel Live
Yesterday on The 700 Club, Pat Robertson wanted to know “What is it about Jewish People that make them prosper financially?” Then he explained, “Well you almost never find Jews tinkering with their cars on the weekend or mowing the lawns.”
This is a question that has plagued Hollywood for the ages, and even though they have not been able to figure it The Christian Broadcast Network found the one Rabbi who could explain why that is the case.
I wish this was an April Fool’s Day joke, but sadly it is real. There is just something not Kosher about a Rabbi selling his people out on competing network. But according to him, selling is the only thing he is good at. Oy!
There is a man who likes to chop down trees with only his body and I want to know what he does when he gets a splinter or better yet a woody. Seriously man invented an axe for a reason and that reason is because why should hurt yourself trying to knock them down with your shoulders, hands and feet if you don’t have to.
Am I the only who is disappointed that none of the trees fell on him?
Finally can someone rent this guy The Happening, I think that movie will get him to stop hurting innocent trees. Either that or my plan will backfire and he will go after even more trees, but at least he would’ve suffered before he did that. Have you see that film, it was pain-and-ful.
So there is a movie coming out and to promote the unnamed film they decided to do a hidden camera experiment. They had two men in an elevator on the floor with one of them strangling the other one to see what people on the other side of the door would do.
Some ran away, some attacked, some were horrified, some got help and one guy eve took pictures with his phone. So what did their little experiment prove? It proved scaring people with a fake murder attempt for a movie, shows how awful this idea is to promote said film that no one is talking about and no one will see even though some B- List actors are in it.
So why post this? While I applaud studios when they come up with new ways to publicize their movies, this type of promotion needs to be stopped before it is done again. At least the one for The Last Exorcism 2 made sense and didn’t hurt or scar anyone like this one did.
Are you like me and have been hearing a lot about Notre Dame’s Manti Te’o today but are too lazy to read all the details about his fake dead girlfriend? Well Next Media Animation has animated his tale and you can find out all you need to know in the 2 minute video. Actually almost all, it doesn’t tell us how in a time with Skype, he never video chatted with her. I mean how stupid can one guy be? How could he not be in on the joke? How could the jokester keep it up for so long? All of these questions should be answered in the upcoming Lifetime movie because you know they are optioning the rights to his story as we speak!
BTW if you want to actually read all the details about the hoax, here is Deadspin’s very detailed article.
BTW I think my Alma Mater’s football team should hold their heads down in shame today because they had their a$$e$ handed to them by Notre Dame this season. How could my Canes lose to team that has a guy like that on it?
Last week the world of Sesame Street was rocked when a man claimed that he had sex with Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo, when he was a minor. Clash took a leave of absence from the job to prove his innocence and by the end of the week, the accuser reportedly took a settlement deal and said that he did not hook up with Clash until he was 18. Then it was reported that accuser regretted his decision and once again claimed he really did have a sexual relationship with Clash when he was minor. Then it seemed like the story would go away until this morning when TMZ reported a second man filed a lawsuit against Clash claiming he had sex with him when he was 15.
It was too much for Clash to handle and he resigned from his job as the voice of Elmo effective immediately. The NY Times posted the below statement from Sesame Workshop on his departure:
Sesame Workshop’s mission is to harness the educational power of media to help all children the world over reach their highest potential. Kevin Clash has helped us achieve that mission for 28 years, and none of us, especially Kevin, want anything to divert our attention from our focus on serving as a leading educational organization. Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding Kevin’s personal life has become a distraction that none of us want, and he has concluded that he can no longer be effective in his job and has resigned from Sesame Street. This is a sad day for Sesame Street.
Once this all settles down, I am sure Clash can find work at Avenue Q or one of those other adult shows with puppets. Although I am sure he has made some good money being one of the most recognizable voices in the world.
If you thought what the Today Show did to Ann Curry was despicable, it is nothing as compared to what they did today. According to TV Newser they opted to air an interview with Kris Kardashian talking about her fake boobs rather than break away for a moment of silence to remember the victims of 9/11. There is no excuse why they did that and it is so disrespectful to America and the world that they did that. But if you are going to do something so low, you might as well do it they way they did. I can’t think of a scenario where what they did could’ve been more distasteful than to do it with a Kardashian talking about her breast implants. So sad.
I have not watched the Today Show in years, and I will not be watching it ever again after what they did today. I say we all watch Good Morning America from now on and show them how much they suck.
Just in case you thought Ke$ha couldn’t get any trashier, she topped herself. She Tweeted the above picture and said “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get unme if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” Why couldn’t she just find a McDonald’s or a gas station? But even if she couldn’t, why take a picture a post it of her fist piss that went a little like this in public. So nasty.
Nadya Suleman desperately needs to money to keep a roof over her head and that of her 14 children, so she posed nearly naked for Closer magazine in The UK. According to TMZ she was only paid $10,000 to show off her post pregnancy body and you know what she shockingly has a great one even if the mag didn’t think he is worth it. Seriously that is even a thousand per kid.
Not only did she pose topless, she also talked about her lack of a sex life even though she says that men still want her. She said, “I get way too much male attention, but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18 – I live for them now.” She then added how she keeps the men away, “I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.” Maybe it is me, but I can’t see many men or any man wanting to hook up with a woman who has 14 kids under 11.