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Did you know you can’t say vibrator on The View?
March 27th, 2017 under Netflix, Sex Toys, The View. [ Comments: none ]

Today on The View, the show welcomed Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin on to talk about their Netflix show Grace and Frankie. The season the two women are getting into the vibrator business and that put the ABC talk show into a conundrum. The V word is one of the words you cannot say on their program.

Yes, Vibrator is a dirty word. Who knew? Maybe if more Republicans could say it, they would not be so eager to cut off women’s health. They have no problem saying Viagra and that is still funded by them and allowed to be said on daytime televion. Especially, since I am assuming almost almost all of them need it.

But this is not a political post, per se. Therefore, I just have one thing to say, “Vibrator, vibrator, vibrator!!!”

When it comes to Grace and Frankie, if Netflix was smart, they would totally sell that vibrator and those condoms. I don’t know about you, but after binge watching the show yesterday, I want both! Especially the vibrator! They made it sound like it really gets the job done.

If you have not seen Grace and Frankie, then spend your time binge watching it. The acting and the writing on this show is phenomenal. It is also proves that older actors are better than most of the younger ones because they do stuff that those whipper snappers cannot. How did Martin Sheen and Sam Waterston not get nominated for their roles as Fonda and Tomlin’s ex-husband’s who left them to become not Mr & Mr? Plus, Fonda and Tomlin also deserve nominations. In other words, I really love Grace and Frankie.


Would you use a teddy bear as a sex toy?
February 17th, 2017 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest we have seen a lot of interesting sex toys throughout the last few years like the fleshlight, but this one might be the strangest one of them all. Someone turned an innocent and sweet teddy bear into a vibrator. Basically his muzzle vibrates as he eats your honey pot.

It is something so shocking that even The Doctors were left speechless by it. I mean it is a teddy bear, they are cute and cuddly and not meant to cuddle down there.

I am so horrified by it, I threw away all of my teddy bears because I can’t look at them anymore. How can they turn like that? Wait a minute, maybe, I can replace them with Teddy Love, so he can turn me on and make me growl like a bear! For $39.95, he is worth every penny. Hey, I am adult, and it is about time I got rid of my kid toys and started playing with the adult ones. Well at least adult version of a teddy bear!

To see Teddy Love’s promo then, click here!


That time Kathy Bates’ dildo went off in a hotel elevator
November 17th, 2016 under Seth Meyers, Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Kathy Bates was on Late Night yesterday and she told him a story that she wasn’t supposed to from her past.
She was talking to the NBC late night host about a scene in her upcoming movie Bad Santa 2 with a pink dildo and that reminded her of an experience she had with an ex. Many years ago when she was dating a “rough guy,” they took a trip to Chicago. Outside of their hotel was a Sex Shoppe, so they stopped off to buy some toys for their stay. While they were in the elevator, her dildo went off in front of the other people that were trapped in the confined area with her. Since it was brand new, she didn’t know how to shut it off. So her Misery was literally all the buzz.


The one company that wants Ryan Lochte as their spokesman
August 24th, 2016 under Sex Toys, Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Ryan Lochte was caught liar, liar Speedo on fire, he has been dropped by several of his sponsors like Speedo and Gentle Hair Removal. Yesterday, a company made him a $10,000 offer and I hope he accepts it.
Autoblow 2 wants him to pose with their first robotic male masturbation device that simulates a blowjob and say, “Autoblow 2: the masturbation device Olympic champions chose.” I think they need to add, “And that is no lie.”
Back to him and the Autoblow 2. If he had one Rio, then he would’ve stayed in, not got drunk, allegedly destroyed a bathroom and told his mom he was robbed at gunpoint. Had none of the latter happened, he would still be a respected Olympian and not this Olympic’s joke.
What does he have to lose if he takes this offer? His career is already swimming with the sharks. So do it with Autoblow 2!


P0rn for the visually impaired!
June 15th, 2016 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Pornhub has added a new category to their list and it is Described Video. Basically they have taken a bunch of their online videos and narrated them for the visually impaired.
Here is a description of what you can expect:

A few SFW excerpts from our new Described Video, category which features audio descriptions of our top performing videos geared toward the visually impaired. The inaugural collection of 50 enhanced-audio videos stems from the Pornhub’s top viewed straight, female-friendly, gay, bi and transsexual videos, and features voiceovers done by both professional voice actors as well as Pornhub Aria, Pornhubs’s social media personality.
Our Described Video campaign seeks to help institute a larger dialogue within Pornhub’s community with regards to how we can not only better serve the visually impaired, but to also understand how to make the site accessible to all. Each video includes special narration that has been tailored and crafted to give the user full enjoyment of the scene and includes descriptions of the models, their actions, position changes, outfits, and settings—the original audio remains intact but will act as an underscore to the scene.

But hearing is believing and you will believe this is the best thing as soon as you hear it. The first video on the list is The Kim Kardashian/Ray J sex tape and to hear it narrated had me laughing so hard, I got sick. I laughed harder than Ray J’s cock in that video.
Since we all really need a deep throat laugh this week, spend it watching Pornhub’s new category.
But in all seriousness, I think what they did is great. Why shouldn’t the visually impaired experience p0rn too. In ways, it is probably better because have you seen some of the Adult Entertainers they frequently use? It would be nicer to picture what they look like instead of seeing them!


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