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Watch this reporter proposition Ed Sheeran
April 6th, 2017 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran has the voice of an angel and sings songs that bring out a woman’s devilish side; so that could explain why this reporter from Studio Brussel was trying to get the singer to sleep with her.

Linde Merckpoel noticed that both of them are natural red heads, and it is said that they are dying breed. Therefore, she had a proposition for him to keep the ginger gene alive. Her plan is for two of them to procreate. She even went as far as to give him framed photos of what their fire crotches would look like. Not those fire crotches, but their children.

He tried to laugh it off, but she didn’t stop there. She gave him her phone number and told him to call her. More than once. Yet, he kept his composure. Although, you can tell he was like WTF is going on and get me the hell out of her.

I guess you can say this is the reverse Vin Diesel, and it is just as awkward. Even though the interview was extremely cringe worthy, he really handled it like a champ. I don’t think I would’ve handled it the same way.

What did you think of that chat?


Rupert Grint’s shocking confession about Ed Sheeran
March 22nd, 2017 under Ed Sheeran, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: none ]

Rupert Grint and Ed Sheeran have often been mistaken for one another and there is a very good reason for that. The Harry Potter confessed that they are one in the same. He created the singer as his greatest acting accomplishment to date, and yesterday he told MTV host Josh Horowitz that he cannot do it anymore. He is ready to put his alter ego away forever.

Should we have taken a photograph of Sheeran because he is going away forever? Nope, Horowitz used his magic to convince Grint to divide the personalities once again. Long live Sheeran and Grint.


Calvin Harris has a f*cking message for Ed Sheeran
March 12th, 2017 under Ed Sheeran. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift might be making beautiful music with each other, but Calvin Harris and the blonde singer made a different type of music together. That difference was highlighted in a Tweet that Harris sent out to the singer who has now caused a Divide between them.

Ed Sheeran has 9 of Top 10 Singles on the UK Singles Chart, all coming from one album, beating out previous record holder Calvin Harris. I guess the DJ was hoping to keep his title a lot longer because he sent this Tweet to the man who took away his honor, “Ed Sheeran just beat my UK record top 10s from 1 album in ONE WEEK congrats Ed but also fuck you I love you but also f*ck you ❤️@edsheeran.”

What is the one song that is not sung by Sheeran in the Top 10? It is Chainsmokers and Coldplay’s Something Just Like This. Back to the ginger, not only does he have 9 of the Top 10 singles, he also has 16 of the Top 20. For his next album, maybe he should put 20 tracks on it, so he totally dominates the Top 20! Although, Calvin Harris might try to beat him to that punch as a way of getting his title back. Granted, Adele could sneak out another album and destroy the two male singers. Heck, if all three released an album together, the charts would never know what hit them because they would be destroyed.


Ed Sheeran’s lyrics for Love Yourself were much different!
March 9th, 2017 under Ed Sheeran, Howard Stern. [ Comments: none ]

When we think of Ed Sheeran’s lyric we thinking of a man whose words can make any woman sleep with him. Turns out the baby maker also has a naughty side.

Yesterday on The Howard Stern Show, he reveled the true lyrics for Love Yourself, a song he wrote for Justin Bieber. We know them as, “All the time that you rain on my parade, All the clubs you get in using my name, You think broke my heart, oh girl, for goodness sake, You think I am crying on my own, Well I ain’t, My mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.” OK, he made up the last part, but that was not how it was originally written.

He told the Shock Jock, it was, “If you like the way you look that much, Oh, baby you should go ahead and f*ck yourself.” When he was writing those words, he was picturing Rihanna singing his melody. Too bad she didn’t get it and even worse that The Beebs didn’t sing them as intended. That would have told got rid of his Baby Baby image. An image he needs to change. Also I would I love to hear Sheeran be a little more raw like this on his next album. Not that I don’t love Divide, I want to hear this side of him too. Would you like to hear him curse every now and again on his songs? It would be a nice change up for the man who makes women swoon with his ballads.


How far will Ed Sheeran go to sell his album?
March 5th, 2017 under Ed Sheeran, Hard times. [ Comments: none ]

Ed Sheeran’s CD Divide came out on Friday and he will go to great lengths to make sure it sells. So much so, he took a job as a cashier at a record store to guarantee its success.

How did he do? Let’s just say it a good thing he can sing and Divide is one of the few albums where almost every song is one you can listen to over and over and over again. I mean it is hard not to fall in love with him after listening to his voice belting his magical lyrics. I would marry any man that said that stuff to me. Who wouldn’t?


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