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Sharknado 5 is going to take on the World!
February 2nd, 2017 under Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

As if the World doesn’t have enough problems going on, turns out they are going to have a Sharknado. Thankfully, we have Tara Reid, Ian Ziering and Cassie Scerbo to keep us safe from the flying killer sharks in tornadoes.
In the first one, Sharknado rained down in LA. The second one they went to NYC. The third one saw the deadly storm destroy the East Coast. The fourth one covered the rest of The US. And now, for Sharknado 5, they will crash on down all over the World. We will see them in at least 5 countries including Bulgaria, England and Austria. To make it look even more realistic, they will be filming at all of those locations. Sounds like another classic to go with the first four.
Although, you have to wonder, where do they go from here for Sharknado 6 which you know is going to happen!


Carrot Top and Vince Neil are killed in Sharknado 4!
July 17th, 2016 under Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens is twisting its way to Las Vegas on July 31st and several of the city’s biggest name won’t be in the fifth sequel next year on Syfy. In this sneak peek of the telemovie, we get to see Carrot Top and Vince Neil get gobbled up by the sharks.
I don’t know about you, but that is enough to get me to watch to see what other members of Sin City’s Motley Crue will become shark food. Will you sing Danke Schoen if Wayne Newton is one of them? Not me, I love the crooner and much as I love the Sharknado movies.


Did Tara Reid survive the Sharknado?
June 23rd, 2016 under Sharknado, Tara Reid. [ Comments: 6 ]

When Sharknado 3 ended, Syfy asked us to decide if #AprilLives or #AprilDies. Well they aren’t making us wait until July 31st to find out her fate. They revealed in this teaser that Tara Reid will be back in Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens and she is more bad a$$ than ever. I can’t wait to see her take on those sharks because they don’t have a shot against her.


Sharknado 4 brings the deadly pelvic thrust!
June 1st, 2016 under Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

We saw Ian Ziering use a chainsaw to saw himself out of a dead shark in Sharknado. We saw Kelly Ripa use her high heels to stamp one of them to death. In the third one, they used the pole carrying the American Flag at the White House to kill one. Now in the fourth one, a Chippendales dancer is using his crotch to give a shark the deadliest of lap dances. One worthy of a big tip!
If that doesn’t get you excited to Syfy’s Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens on July 31st, nothing will.


Oh hell yes, looks like Tara Reid survived Sharknado 3!
March 9th, 2016 under Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

When Sharknado 3 ended, they asked us to vote on whether or not we wanted April to live or die. Well today, Syfy announced the casting for Sharknado 4 and her name is attached to it. What they actually said is, “Tara Reid is set to return as April Wexler to reveal the outcome of the fan-voted #AprilLives or #AprilDies social campaign.” I am happy to see her back for at least more sharktastic film.
Not only will she back to fight the sharks five years after the last movie ended, so will Ian Ziering, David Hasselhoff (I don’t know how, but he will be) and Ryan Newman. Joining them are Gary Busey (as April’s dad), Tommy Davidson, Imani Hakim, Cody Linley (April and Fin’s son), Masiela Lusha and Cheryl Tiegs (Fin’s mom).
Too bad Bo Derek will not be back as April’s mom because I want to see the world where Busey and her had sex once upon a time.


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