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Shaq has come a long way since Kazaam!
June 1st, 2016 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal went undercover for Lyft and shockingly no one recognized him. Yes, he wore a lot of different disguises, but how many men are over 7′ tall? Plus, no matter what he dressed up as, he still sounded like Shaq. But that is me and not them.
When it comes to my favorite costume, I loved him as the nerd! He should dress like that more often. What do you think was his best disguise.


Shaq is a Maniac!!!
May 31st, 2016 under Shaquille O'Neal, Spike TV. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal is going to be on this Thursday’s Lip Sync Battle and he is going to do his thing to Michael Sembello’s Maniac from Flashdance on the Spike TV competition show.
While the legendary dance scene from the 1983 movie has be recreated so many times in so many different ways, it has never been done like this before and hopefully never again. I am just hoping it doesn’t end with the Basketball player lying backwards on a chair and pulling on a chain that rains down gallons of water all over his body. That is one image I can live without seeing.
Now that we have seen this, I wonder what Jennifer Beals thinks of him recreating her defining moment from the beloved classic. A film that taught me how to take of my bra while wearing a bra.


Did Shaq just create the newest dance craze?
April 21st, 2016 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: 1 ]

We have all done the Chicken Dance, the Electric Slide, the Hustle, the Time Warp, the Macarena, the Whip/Nae Nae and soon we will be doing the Gorilla Dab. The what? We know that Shaquille O’Neal has some really smooth moves on the basketball court and now we get to see that he also has them on the dance floor. Shaq has created a new dance craze to Feenix’s Bipolar’s Gorilla Dab and he is challenging you to add to it.
So give it your best try because come the next wedding or Bar Mitzvah you attend, you will be doing it with all the other dancers.


Maybe Shaquille O’Neal is too big to be a Toys “R” Us kid?
March 24th, 2016 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

You know the Toys “R” Us theme song when it says, “I don’t wanna grow up, cause maybe if I did,
I couldn’t be a Toys ‘R’ Us kid.” Well, looks like that is the case for Shaquille O’Neal. The 7’1″ former basketball player went into the toy store and bumped the top of his head into a display that was standing by the entrance. So maybe because he grew up to be too tall, he can’t enjoy it there anymore.
Nah, you are never too old or too tall to be a Toys “R” Us a kid! At least that is what Shaq and I tell ourselves every time we go there.


What is, what are Shaq & Alex Trebek doing in that phone booth?
October 6th, 2015 under Hugh Jackman, Jimmy Fallon, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon brought back my favorite segment and that is the game Phone Booth. Basically, Shaq and Hugh Jackman go into the archaic structure where people used to make phone calls when they were away from home and answer questions. For every answer they got wrong, another person would enter the confined space with them. For every answer they got right, a person would go in their opponent’s private space.
As you can guess, as soon as Shaq got into his standing box, there was barely any room left. To make matters worse, Wolverine got the first answer right. That means that the NBA giant got a visitor in his booth, and that guest was Alex Trebek. As soon as the NBC late night host shut the door, things got physical between the two men as the Jeopardy host put his life in that position as he felt up O’Neal.
Then as the game went on Shaq’s area filled up and Jackman’s didn’t. Which sucks for Shaq, and it o awesome for us because how can you not laugh at their suffering.
Seriously, I love Phone Booth so much, I hope a network picks it up as a game show. I know I would watch every episode because I love to watch people suffer. Since phone booths are made of glass, they can’t hide their reaction. Well, unless they are one of the shorter people who gets stuck between someone’s legs. That happened when Kevin Spacey played the game. See isn’t this game the best?


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