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Is Shaq Bigfoot?
March 24th, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night host asked Shaq if he really believes the world is flat. The legendary basketball player told him he was joking about that. I mean at his height, he can see the curvature of the planet.

Then Kimmel wanted to know if Shaquille O’Neal believes in things like Bigfoot. You know, since he is the same size as one. Is he one? That is when Shaq revealed that one time a friend of his took a photo of the giant during a Seattle snow storm and now he isn’t sure after seeing that picture because he looked like one. Therefore, Bigfoot is real and his name is Shaquatch.

Seriously, I don’t know why all of those Bigfoot hunters keep going to remote areas to find the mythical creature, when all they have to do is go to Orlando and knock on Shaq’s door. Forget Finding Bigfoot, he has been found.

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Shaq’s helicopter dance can’t be unseen!
October 18th, 2016 under James Bond, John Stamos, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]


John Stamos was talking about his locker room experiences when he was a teen on The Late Late Show and James Corden wanted to know what his other guest Shaq’s experiences were like in there. Shaquelle O’Neal told the CBS host that he was proud to take off his clothes. So much so, he created a dance called the helicopter. Basically, a man and only a man, stands in front of a mirror and makes his wee wee spin round and round like the wings of a helicopter. Something I am sure when seen done in person is as hypnotizing as one of those spinning bullseye looking thingies. And even more terrifying and tempting to a woman.

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Maniac Shaq is Lip Sync Battle’s ultimate champion!
June 3rd, 2016 under Shaquille O'Neal, Spike TV. [ Comments: none ]


On Tuesday, I posted a preview clip of Shaq lip syncing Michael Sembello’s Maniac and I have to admit that I was nervous. Now that I have seen the full performance from Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle, my bra is off to him.
He totally captured Flashdance’s essence. So much so, Jennifer Beals and Sembello have to be proud of him. Even when he sat back on that chair, pulled on that chain and let the water cascade down on him.
A moment that left LL Cool J on the floor, unable to get up. Actually we were all down there with him because this is by far the best performance to date on LSB! How can anyone top a 7’1″ basketball player?

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Shaq has come a long way since Kazaam!
June 1st, 2016 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]


Shaquille O’Neal went undercover for Lyft and shockingly no one recognized him. Yes, he wore a lot of different disguises, but how many men are over 7′ tall? Plus, no matter what he dressed up as, he still sounded like Shaq. But that is me and not them.
When it comes to my favorite costume, I loved him as the nerd! He should dress like that more often. What do you think was his best disguise.

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Shaq is a Maniac!!!
May 31st, 2016 under Shaquille O'Neal, Spike TV. [ Comments: none ]


Shaquille O’Neal is going to be on this Thursday’s Lip Sync Battle and he is going to do his thing to Michael Sembello’s Maniac from Flashdance on the Spike TV competition show.
While the legendary dance scene from the 1983 movie has be recreated so many times in so many different ways, it has never been done like this before and hopefully never again. I am just hoping it doesn’t end with the Basketball player lying backwards on a chair and pulling on a chain that rains down gallons of water all over his body. That is one image I can live without seeing.
Now that we have seen this, I wonder what Jennifer Beals thinks of him recreating her defining moment from the beloved classic. A film that taught me how to take of my bra while wearing a bra.

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