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Mike Tyson to fight Jake Paul on Netflix
March 7th, 2024 under Mike Tyson, Netflix. [ Comments: none ]

There was a time when people would tune in to watch Mike Tyson fight, and they would spend a lot of money to do so.

Netflix wants to see if that is still true, so they asked him to fight Jake Paul on July 20th, and we won’t have to Pay Per View it.

“I’m very much looking forward to stepping into the ring with Jake Paul at the AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas,” said Mike Tyson. “He’s grown significantly as a boxer over the years, so it will be a lot of fun to see what the will and ambition of a ‘kid’ can do with the experience and aptitude of a GOAT. It’s a full circle moment that will be beyond thrilling to watch; as I started him on his boxing journey on the undercard of my fight with Roy Jones and now I plan to finish him.”

Are you going to watch? I will because I want to see if any body parts will be chewed off. What? It happened once. It can happen again!

If watching it on your TV is not good enough for you, then you can sign up for the pre-sale to get tickets at Most Valuable Productions.

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Mike Tyson with hair
June 29th, 2021 under Mike Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

Mike Tyson has had a chrome dome for as long as I can remember. However, the boxer recently didn’t shave and snapped a photo with Thomas Jane. He is almost unrecognizable.

Well, he would be if it wasn’t for that facial tattoo. That makes him stand out wherever he goes.

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Will your money be on Mike Tyson or Jaws?
July 15th, 2020 under DIscovery Networks/Discovery+, Mike Tyson. [ Comments: none ]


This year, Shark Week’s biggest event on Discovery is going to be Mike Tyson vs Jaws: Rumble on the Reef. On August 9th, they are going to go snout to snout, and only one of them is going to come out of it with both ears still attached. Do sharks have ears? We will find out.

Want to find out why he is doing it? “I took on this challenger to overcome fears I still deal with in life,” said Tyson. “I equate this with overcoming my fear of getting back into the ring at 54 years old. I learned from this experience doing Shark Week that whatever intimidates me, I am still able to step up to the challenge of overcoming anything that would prevent me from accomplishing my life’s mission of reaching my highest potential in life and bringing me closer to Gd.” He will be a lot closer to Gd if the shark wins.

Discovery promises that no sharks were hurt in the making of this video. No word, if any humas were. That is what we will find out when we tune in on the 9th.

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Is Mike Tyson ready to get back in the ring
May 13th, 2020 under Mike Tyson. [ Comments: none ]


Before Mike Tyson was talking to pigeons, had his own cartoon, and toured with a one-man show, he was a boxer. People ate up his fights like he bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear during one of his most infamous matches. Then he suddenly retired in 2005.

Now 15 years later, it sounds like he might be ready to get back into the game. He posted a video of him practicing some boxing moves, and said, “I’m back.” Does that mean he is ready to go one on one again? Time will tell.

If he were to get back in the ring again, would you watch him go for the KO?

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You will never watch Family Matters the same way
July 2nd, 2019 under Jaleel White, Mike Tyson. [ Comments: none ]


Someone named DrFakenstein took the opening theme of Family Matters and replaced all the actors’ faces with Mike Tyson’s before his facial tattoo. It is scary how his mug works on top of theirs, but it is also terrifying. I am going to be seeing that in my nightmares for weeks to come.

If I still watched Family Matters, then all I would see is the boxer’s mask instead of Jaleel White’s. You know what, they should redo it with Urkel’s face on everyone else’s! How awesome would that be?

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