On Monday, Spike TV teased us with Kate Upton’s performance on Lip Sync Battle and yesterday they showed us all of it.
Back in the ’90s, teenage boys liked to watch Britney Spear’s Hit Me Baby One More Time all by themselves. Now their babies are hitting it one more time, but to Kate Upton doing it. Especially, right aferwards as she watched Ricky Martin do his take on Footloose. Why? Because her boobies were jumping up and down for him. Kind of like what boys hands are doing to certain body part of their own while watching her!
Kate Upton gets her early Britney Spears on during this week’s Lip Sync Battle. The Supermodel begs the Spike TV audience to Hit Me Baby One More Time, and they are more than happy to oblige. I am sure even the viewers at home are more than willing to do it too. No reason to wonder why. She fills out the naughty school girl outfit better than Brit did when she shot the music video. Granted Brit was just a teenager when she wore it.
Let’s be honest, this year’s Met Gala was a real snooze. Then Karolina Kurkova showed up and literally lit up the red carpet. Her Marchesa gown designed by Georgina Chapman had lights sewn in and with the help of IBM technology she glowed. Even without the tiny lights, she still would’ve won the night. Her dress is what Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology is all about. If anyone knows what the hell that means. Everyone was expectingZac Posen’s Cinderella fiber optic dress to be the Bell of the Ball, but it was a huge let down on Claire Danes who was washed out in the gown. While Posen’s design only wowed in the dark, Marchesa’s looked enchanting in the sunlight and in the dark of night.
Don’t you just want to own that dress, so you can feel like all the Princesses we read about when we were little girls?
Brooklyn Decker is so beautiful that she made the cover of one of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions. So you’d think that the Supermodel turned actress could never take a bad picture on purpose. And you would be wrong. The Friends with Better Lives star posted this Selfie she took with Larry King and she looks anything but model perfect. You know what, that just makes her even prettier. Not afraid to let us see her real self.