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Seth Meyers takes Late Night to Twin Peaks
August 17th, 2017 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


When Showtime announced that they were bringing back Twin Peaks with a majority of the original cast members, we were excited for the show. Then it started to air and it is awful, does not make sense and might be the worst show ever to air on television.

With each episode, I have been looking for something to make me happy about the revival and yesterday Seth Meyers gave that thing. He did a segment of Late Night from the Red Room and I enjoyed those two minutes more than I have enjoyed any two minutes strung together from Twin Peaks: The Return. I laughed so hard, I actually felt like that old woman in Vegas who realized that Dougie had the magic touch with the slots.

Seriously, how much are you detesting Twin Peaks 2.0?

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Sir Patrick Stewart jumped at the chance to play 💩
July 19th, 2017 under Seth Meyers, Sir Patrick Stewart/Sir Ian McKellen. [ Comments: 1 ]


When you think of Sir Patrick Stewart, you think of a distinguished actor even though he has had some interesting roles like Stan’s boss on American Dad. Next week, we will hear him voice 💩 in The Emoji Movie and you have to wonder what he was thinking when he found out about the role. He told Seth Meyers on Late Night yesterday how he got offered the part, “It came to me and it came in an email and it was the quickest response I have ever given for any [role].”

Who wouldn’t want to play 💩. It is the best role ever. Can you think of any other character that would top it? I cannot. I mean no matter what else Stewart does, he will forever be know as 💩 and that is an honor in my book.

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Tracy Morgan was a troublemaker even when he was just a kid!
May 16th, 2017 under Seth Meyers, Tracy Morgan. [ Comments: none ]


As we know, Tracy Morgan had a near death experience and he told Seth Meyers yesterday on Late Night why he was sent back from the Pearly Gates.

He explained, “Gd, he saw the angels bringing me through the Pearly Gates, and he said, ‘Ah, take him back down…He is going to do the whole 89 years for what he did in the third grade.'” What did he do? He shared the story that doomed him to live a full life, “You know, how you are supposed to put an apple on the teacher’s desk? I put a bag of doo doo on the teacher’s desk.” Here’s a reason why he did that, “He failed me in Social Studies. I didn’t even know what Social Studies was. I know I didn’t fail it because I copied off of the smart girl and I was sitting right next to her. She passed and I failed.” I think Morgan was in the right!

You can hear more stories about what the comedian went through over the last few years since his accident when you watch his Netflix comedy special Staying Alive that is streaming now.

He has such an unique and hysterical way of viewing things that I just want to be friends with him, so I can listen to him tell me jokes all the time. Plus, I heard from several of my friends who lived in the same building as him in my hometown, that he is the nicest guy. Thankfully, Gd returned him to us because the World is a better place with him in it. And plus he keeps the population numbers up by putting babies in our bellies.

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Danny DeVito gave Barack Obama both of his balls to eat!
May 10th, 2017 under Danny DeVito, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Danny DeVito recently made his Broadway debut in The Price. Not only did he get a Tony nomination for his performance, he also got some special people to see him starring it in. Louie DePalma told Seth Meyers on Late Night yesterday that Barack Obama and Malia attended one of the show’s previews. During the intermission, the actor went into the room where the former President and his daughter were sitting and offered them each a nut ball. Since Malia is allergic to nuts, the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star told the NBC host, “I gave him both balls!” No word if Obama put his nuts in his mouth.

And talking about the Twins’ star’s balls, I can’t stop picturing them bouncing as he jumps up and down naked on the mini-trampoline as he preps to go on stage. That image will forever be stuck in my head and now it is stuck in yours. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Look at those nut balls bounce.

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Seth Meyers’ rant on 3D movie is spot on!
April 28th, 2017 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Let’s be honest, 3D movies are not worth the money. Yet so many people keep putting on those special sunglasses for an effect that is not worth the price. Especially since those glasses drown the color out of the film.

Yesterday on Late Night, Seth Meyers went off on these type of films and his words are so right on that you will want to high five him when he is finally done with his speech. He says everything we have been thinking every time we waste dinero for the special effect. So why do we keep giving movie theaters our hard earned cash for this? On the hope that we will finally see a flick where this trick actually works. Have you ever seen one that made it worth it? I haven’t.

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