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Tracy Morgan was a troublemaker even when he was just a kid!
May 16th, 2017 under Seth Meyers, Tracy Morgan. [ Comments: none ]


As we know, Tracy Morgan had a near death experience and he told Seth Meyers yesterday on Late Night why he was sent back from the Pearly Gates.

He explained, “Gd, he saw the angels bringing me through the Pearly Gates, and he said, ‘Ah, take him back down…He is going to do the whole 89 years for what he did in the third grade.'” What did he do? He shared the story that doomed him to live a full life, “You know, how you are supposed to put an apple on the teacher’s desk? I put a bag of doo doo on the teacher’s desk.” Here’s a reason why he did that, “He failed me in Social Studies. I didn’t even know what Social Studies was. I know I didn’t fail it because I copied off of the smart girl and I was sitting right next to her. She passed and I failed.” I think Morgan was in the right!

You can hear more stories about what the comedian went through over the last few years since his accident when you watch his Netflix comedy special Staying Alive that is streaming now.

He has such an unique and hysterical way of viewing things that I just want to be friends with him, so I can listen to him tell me jokes all the time. Plus, I heard from several of my friends who lived in the same building as him in my hometown, that he is the nicest guy. Thankfully, Gd returned him to us because the World is a better place with him in it. And plus he keeps the population numbers up by putting babies in our bellies.

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Danny DeVito gave Barack Obama both of his balls to eat!
May 10th, 2017 under Danny DeVito, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Danny DeVito recently made his Broadway debut in The Price. Not only did he get a Tony nomination for his performance, he also got some special people to see him starring it in. Louie DePalma told Seth Meyers on Late Night yesterday that Barack Obama and Malia attended one of the show’s previews. During the intermission, the actor went into the room where the former President and his daughter were sitting and offered them each a nut ball. Since Malia is allergic to nuts, the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star told the NBC host, “I gave him both balls!” No word if Obama put his nuts in his mouth.

And talking about the Twins’ star’s balls, I can’t stop picturing them bouncing as he jumps up and down naked on the mini-trampoline as he preps to go on stage. That image will forever be stuck in my head and now it is stuck in yours. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Look at those nut balls bounce.

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Seth Meyers’ rant on 3D movie is spot on!
April 28th, 2017 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Let’s be honest, 3D movies are not worth the money. Yet so many people keep putting on those special sunglasses for an effect that is not worth the price. Especially since those glasses drown the color out of the film.

Yesterday on Late Night, Seth Meyers went off on these type of films and his words are so right on that you will want to high five him when he is finally done with his speech. He says everything we have been thinking every time we waste dinero for the special effect. So why do we keep giving movie theaters our hard earned cash for this? On the hope that we will finally see a flick where this trick actually works. Have you ever seen one that made it worth it? I haven’t.

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Why is Will Forte known as Uncle Stinky?
March 21st, 2017 under Seth Meyers, Will Forte. [ Comments: none ]


Will Forte told Seth Meyers on Late Night that his family and his The Last Man on Earth castmates have given him a nickname and it is Uncle Stinky? Why? Well one day when his niece and nephew came to visit him, he farted around them and they noticed the smell. Ever since then they added stinky to his title. Something he will never get rid because farting is always funny to kids even when they become adults.

So much so, his co-star Mary Steenburgen challenged him to fart every day he is on the set of hilarious Fox comedy. He accepted her challenge, but it has one big rule. They cannot be silent but deadly, you actually have to hear the bomb go off and not just breath in the fumes. Did he succeed? Yes, but sadly for the noses on the set there were some misses.

And folks, that is why he is known as Uncle Stinky. You know, I am thinking he should change the O in his last name to an A. What do you think of that idea?

One last note, the best part of this funny interview because farts are always funny, is when the NBC late night host asked him, “How do you do it?” Without hesitation Farte, I mean Forte, told him, “Out of my butt!” Know we know why Last Man on Earth is as brilliant as it is because the creator is naturally that way. Maybe he will do an episode about his farting? Although, if he did, he might once again become the last man on Earth.

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Zoe Kravitz got eight stitches while filming Divergent
March 15th, 2017 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Back when Zoe Kravitz was filming Divergent, she suffered an injury that caused her to get 8 stitches. Was it an action scene? Nope. She told Seth Meyers on Late Night, during a break she went to shoot the breeze with Shailene Woodley in her trailer, when a breeze suddenly shut the door closed on her face. To make matters worse she was wearing sunglasses making the injury so much worse.

The good news she has a story about getting injured while filming an Action film. The bad news is that is more embarrassing than exciting.

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