There was a time that if you heard someone split their pants in half at Jessica Simpson’s wedding day, you would think it would be the bride. You would be wrong.
Mrs Johnson told Access Hollywood about the day she said I do, “Eric bent down to get Ace, who was running [down the aisle] towards him, and he split his pants completely in half. It was completely split.” Then she added, “Me and Eric are like saying our vows and I feel something’s [off], like, ‘Are you worried about something? Hopefully it’s not being married!'”
After the ceremony was over, it was time to fix his pants. That stitching lead to her favorite moment on her special day. She loved sitting there with her new husband as he sat there in his boxers and a tuxedo jacket. She then explained, “There was something sexy about it, and because he split his pants because he was reaching for my kids, it doesn’t get better than that.”
It does get better than that. The pictures of him standing there with his boxers poking through the back of his pants. I want to see those photos.
Jessica Simpson Instagrammed this photo of herself with her husband and all I could notice is that the well endowed singer was looking a little less endowed than we are used to seeing them, I mean, her. I know black makes you look thinner, but it has never made my boobs look any smaller than they are. So why do her’s? Could it be the angle? The way she standing? Why do you think she is looking less Chestica than usual? Things that make you go hmmmmmm?
Jessica Simpson loves showing off her Weight Watchers body and today she showed off in a very revealing one-piece. Even though she’s lost a lot of weight, there is only place where she didn’t lose any. Well actually two, her boobs. Something that is evident in that bathing suit.
BTW I know that people say her legs look fantastic because they are so muscular; but I think they are too muscular and that makes them unattractive to me. What do you think of her legs?
Jessica Simpson might’ve taken off some weight, but those extra pounds did not come her chest. As we can see from this photo of her holding Bret Harrison’s baby Wyatt.
How she avoided a nip slip is beyond me, and bumming out a lot of people who would’ve liked to have seen it.
Even though Jessica Simpson has been married twice and has two kids, it looks like that doesn’t mean she knows how to French Kiss. The newlywed Instagrammed a photo of herself and her new husband sticking their tongues out towards each other and said yummy. How can it be yummy, if your tongues aren’t touching? Unless…
For years Jessica Simpson’s body has been the talk of the gossip world. Back then it was about her having a little bit more meat on her bones than most of her Hollywood buddies. Today, it is about her lean body since she trimmed the fat with Weight Watchers. To show us how much baby fat she’s lost since having the babies, she shared a bathing suit photo from her honeymoon. The newlywed is look fabulous, but then again I always thought she looked good with or without those extra few pounds.
What do you think of Jessica Johnson’s beach bod?
Jessica Simpson shared this photo of herself hiding from the paparazzi and it looks more like an advertisement for Guess? Jeans. Don’t you think she should totally model for them because she has that look.
In the last few years, Jessica Simpson has had 2 kids and because of that she put on some weight. Thanks to Weight Watchers and working out, she has her Dukes of Hazzard body back. Since her body is back, she decided to show it off in bathing suit. In a word, Vavavoom.
For the first time in what seems like forever, Jessica Simpson is not pregnant. That is because she gave birth to her son today via C-Section and his name is Ace Knute (pronounced Ka-nute) according to Us Weekly. Ace has a bigger sister, by only 14 months, and I am sure Maxwell Drew will be happy to meet her little brother!
No word when Jessica Simpson will marry her baby daddy, Eric Johnson, but it will be sooner rather than later if she doesn’t get pregnant again before they say I do!
Jessica Simpson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and the ABC late night host asked her how her second pregnancy was going. She told him she feels awful because she’s vomiting all the time. Then she added, “The crazy thing, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.” When she realized her mistake, she got all flustered as she realized she revealed she was having boy.
I don’t know about you, but that is not what I thought she meant by that. I thought it was either her way of saying that she would get sick eating a hot dog or even sicker when she was having sex with her baby daddy. It wasn’t until she realized her gaffe that I knew what she meant by that. What did you think she was referring too?