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Caption Jessica Simpson!
June 29th, 2017 under Caption the Celeb, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


This photo of Jessica Simpson has Caption Me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.

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Watching Jessica Simpson trying to math is a huge plus!
May 22nd, 2017 under Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


Jessica Simpson is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres asked the singer how long she has been with her husband. Sounds easy enough, but this is Jessica Simpson we are talking about. She thought it was almost 7 years, but then she tried to do the math to figure it out. That was things got complicated. Eventually she gave up.

But then she asked the billion dollar mogul how long she has been in business. Good thing she has other people doing the accounting for her. But it didn’t stop there because Ellen wanted to know how many years it has been since she has worked on her music and how many songs she has written for her upcoming album. My head hurts just watching her trying to figure that all out. Maybe her husband can come over and give me one of those massages in his sleep?

Gotta love Jessica Simpson, you never know what she is going to say but it is always something brilliant for her.

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Jessica Simpson shows off her stars and stripes
May 30th, 2016 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


Today is Memorial Day and Jessica Simpson spent it memorializing her old her body. As in, she showed of her toned body in a bikini made in honor of the American Flag. What better way to thank our troops than for her to show of her missiles? Maybe if she did a full body show and also modeled her guns?

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Jessica Simpson is trucker trash!
May 6th, 2016 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]


You know those flaps you see on trucks with women on them? Looks like Jessica Simpson is hoping to be one of them. She was seen standing next to a truck in a very short dress while posing with one leg up and I think she’d be perfect. Couldn’t you see her staring at you when you are stuck in traffic on the highway?

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Jessica Simpson is living on a Budget!
April 11th, 2016 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]



Ever since Jessica Simpson has had her kids, she hasn’t done a lot of singing and acting. Because of that, it looks like she is living on a budget. So much so, she is the new spokesperson for Budget Car Rental. By the looks of these two ads, this is a much better fit for her than when she was the face of Weight Watchers. Don’t you agree?
In all seriousness, I didn’t realize how cheap their rates were until these spots. Next time I rent a car, I think will choose them.

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