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What happened to Jessica Simpson’s boobies?
September 15th, 2014 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 3 ]

Jessica Simpson Instagrammed this photo of herself with her husband and all I could notice is that the well endowed singer was looking a little less endowed than we are used to seeing them, I mean, her. I know black makes you look thinner, but it has never made my boobs look any smaller than they are. So why do her’s? Could it be the angle? The way she standing? Why do you think she is looking less Chestica than usual? Things that make you go hmmmmmm?


Jessica Simpson’s bathing suit can barely contain her
August 11th, 2014 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson loves showing off her Weight Watchers body and today she showed off in a very revealing one-piece. Even though she’s lost a lot of weight, there is only place where she didn’t lose any. Well actually two, her boobs. Something that is evident in that bathing suit.
BTW I know that people say her legs look fantastic because they are so muscular; but I think they are too muscular and that makes them unattractive to me. What do you think of her legs?


Jessica Simpson lost the weight but not the girls!
July 27th, 2014 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson might’ve taken off some weight, but those extra pounds did not come her chest. As we can see from this photo of her holding Bret Harrison’s baby Wyatt.
How she avoided a nip slip is beyond me, and bumming out a lot of people who would’ve liked to have seen it.


Hey Jessica Simpson, that’s not how you French Kiss
July 21st, 2014 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Even though Jessica Simpson has been married twice and has two kids, it looks like that doesn’t mean she knows how to French Kiss. The newlywed Instagrammed a photo of herself and her new husband sticking their tongues out towards each other and said yummy. How can it be yummy, if your tongues aren’t touching? Unless…


Jessica Simpson shows off her beach body
July 15th, 2014 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

For years Jessica Simpson’s body has been the talk of the gossip world. Back then it was about her having a little bit more meat on her bones than most of her Hollywood buddies. Today, it is about her lean body since she trimmed the fat with Weight Watchers. To show us how much baby fat she’s lost since having the babies, she shared a bathing suit photo from her honeymoon. The newlywed is look fabulous, but then again I always thought she looked good with or without those extra few pounds.
What do you think of Jessica Johnson’s beach bod?


This is how Jessica Simpson hides from the paps!
June 22nd, 2014 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson shared this photo of herself hiding from the paparazzi and it looks more like an advertisement for Guess? Jeans. Don’t you think she should totally model for them because she has that look.


Jessica Simpson shows off her beach body!
May 27th, 2014 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

In the last few years, Jessica Simpson has had 2 kids and because of that she put on some weight. Thanks to Weight Watchers and working out, she has her Dukes of Hazzard body back. Since her body is back, she decided to show it off in bathing suit. In a word, Vavavoom.


Jessica Simpson’s balloon popped!
June 30th, 2013 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

For the first time in what seems like forever, Jessica Simpson is not pregnant. That is because she gave birth to her son today via C-Section and his name is Ace Knute (pronounced Ka-nute) according to Us Weekly. Ace has a bigger sister, by only 14 months, and I am sure Maxwell Drew will be happy to meet her little brother!
No word when Jessica Simpson will marry her baby daddy, Eric Johnson, but it will be sooner rather than later if she doesn’t get pregnant again before they say I do!


Jessica Simpson never knew a wiener could actually make her nauseous
March 7th, 2013 under Jessica Simpson, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and the ABC late night host asked her how her second pregnancy was going. She told him she feels awful because she’s vomiting all the time. Then she added, “The crazy thing, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.” When she realized her mistake, she got all flustered as she realized she revealed she was having boy.
I don’t know about you, but that is not what I thought she meant by that. I thought it was either her way of saying that she would get sick eating a hot dog or even sicker when she was having sex with her baby daddy. It wasn’t until she realized her gaffe that I knew what she meant by that. What did you think she was referring too?


Jessica Simpson’s daughter can already do things she can’t!
February 19th, 2013 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson Tweeted, “Maxwell can whistle on cue at 9 months! Heck I’m still learning! This lil human impresses me everyday.” So even though her daughter hasn’t had her first birthday, she already seems to be smarter than her mom. We knew this was going to happen, but I think we thought it would happen a little later on like when she is 2 years old.


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