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Jessica Simpson’s balloon popped!
June 30th, 2013 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

For the first time in what seems like forever, Jessica Simpson is not pregnant. That is because she gave birth to her son today via C-Section and his name is Ace Knute (pronounced Ka-nute) according to Us Weekly. Ace has a bigger sister, by only 14 months, and I am sure Maxwell Drew will be happy to meet her little brother!
No word when Jessica Simpson will marry her baby daddy, Eric Johnson, but it will be sooner rather than later if she doesn’t get pregnant again before they say I do!


Jessica Simpson never knew a wiener could actually make her nauseous
March 7th, 2013 under Jessica Simpson, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! yesterday and the ABC late night host asked her how her second pregnancy was going. She told him she feels awful because she’s vomiting all the time. Then she added, “The crazy thing, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.” When she realized her mistake, she got all flustered as she realized she revealed she was having boy.
I don’t know about you, but that is not what I thought she meant by that. I thought it was either her way of saying that she would get sick eating a hot dog or even sicker when she was having sex with her baby daddy. It wasn’t until she realized her gaffe that I knew what she meant by that. What did you think she was referring too?


Jessica Simpson’s daughter can already do things she can’t!
February 19th, 2013 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson Tweeted, “Maxwell can whistle on cue at 9 months! Heck I’m still learning! This lil human impresses me everyday.” So even though her daughter hasn’t had her first birthday, she already seems to be smarter than her mom. We knew this was going to happen, but I think we thought it would happen a little later on like when she is 2 years old.


Jessica Simpson had 2 wedding dates, but she keeps getting knocked up!
January 16th, 2013 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 1 ]

Jessica Simpson was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno asked her after which kid does she plan on finally marrying her baby daddy. Then she admitted that she had two wedding dates but Eric Johnson keeps knocking her up. At the rate she keeps getting pregnant, she will have 20 kids before she ever says I do for the second time.
BTW she also talked about her NBC pilot that will be a sitcom loosely based on her life. When it comes to who should play her dad, I would cast Jim J Bullock to play him! Who would you cast?


Jessica Simpson wants you to look at her lovely lady bumps
December 30th, 2012 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson confirmed last week that she is pregnant with her second child and today she is showing off how far along she is with it. The singer Tweeted a picture from Hawaii in just a bikini and said, “Bumpin’ and Proud!” I am not sure Weight Watchers feels the same way, but in less than 6 months they will be friends again when she tries to lose that bump she is so proud of.


Jessica Simpson shows off her pregnancy boob!
December 27th, 2012 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson is on vacation in Hawaii and she wanted to show us that she is having a great time. By doing so she inadvertently showed us most of her pregnancy boob. And boy what a big boob is! Partially because she is pregnant and partially because she is naturally big.


Jessica Simpson’s second holiday baby announcement!
December 25th, 2012 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

On October 31, 2011 Jessica Simpson announced that she was going to be “Mummy” and today her 8 month old daughter Maxwell Drew let the world know she is going to be a “Big Sis”! No word when she is due, but I expect that on April 1, 2014 she will tell us she is pregnant with baby #3!


Jessica Simpson lost all that baby weight for no reason!
November 28th, 2012 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson loves being a mom so much, that 7 months after having Maxwell Drew she is already expecting another child. A source told Us Weekly, “It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again.” I wonder if Weight Watchers is happy or pissed about the baby news. All her weight loss was for nothing because she is going to gain it all back. But then again, she will have to use their program to lose all those extra pounds after she has #2. Especially since they say you carry bigger the second time around, but tell don’t Jessica because she might not want to hear that right now.


Jessica Simpson is Tweeting Maxwell Drew pictures for free
June 26th, 2012 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 1 ]

Days after Jessica Simpson Tweeted a picture showing off her post-pregnancy boobs, she posted a picture of the little girl that caused them. How awwwwdorable is 8 week old Maxwell Drew? You just want to squeeze those cheeks and I know the boys want squeeze her mother’s…


Jessica Simpson still has her pregnancy boobs
June 23rd, 2012 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 2 ]

Jessica Simpson Tweeted the above photo and said, “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???” But I am not sure how legal it is for the new mom to walk around with those things hanging out like that. Seriously I dare you to look at her eyes or her baby. Now we know why she named her daughter Maxwell, she was referring to her breastfeeding. Get it, max well?


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