Jessica Simpson shared a photo of herself with her daughter Maxi doing the singer’s signature pout, and the 3 and a 1/2 year old looks just like her mother. Simpson better watch out because that look could be trouble, but in a cute way!
For some reason, we don’t think of Jessica Simpson as the smartest, but turns out she isn’t as dumb as we think. She told Us Weekly 25 things we didn’t know about her and did you know she went to space camp? She said, “As a kid, I left space camp because the ice cream was dehydrated. But I still dream of being an astronaut.” OK, leaving because the ice cream is dehydrated was not the smartest choice, but there is more. She is analytical because she shared with them that she analyzes dreams with a dream book. Proving she can read. Which helps here with this other unknown fact about her, “One of my pet peeves is writing with incorrect grammar.” That is why she probably referred to herself as a “multi-hyphenate” when she declared that she knows a lot about dinosaurs that other actress/singers/moguls.
Are you shocked by how smart she is? Don’t worry, the Jessica we know and love is still in there. My favorite reveal from her 25 things we learned about her is that she takes credit for her farts. Feel better?
Jessica Simpson posted a photo of herself in a white bathing suit, but she looks more like Pamela Anderson than Jessica Simpson. It’s uncanny how much she looks like the Baywatch beauty here. Don’t you agree?
Jessica Simpson spent her first Valentine’s Day as a married woman by recreating Fifty Shades of Grey with her husband. Things were so sexy between them that they had to share their erotic night. They did so by posting photos of their love on Instagram and they are hot hot hot. So steamt, if you haven’t seen the movie, you don’t need to anymore because you can just look at these photos instead.
Jessica Simpson sprawled seductively down on a rug and told the world, “I love carpet.” I don’t think she quite understands why and how you get rug burn. You are supposed to get it when you make love on a carpet not making love to the carpet. But at least she is showing her appreciation to the things she loves, so you can’t fault her for that.
Jessica Simpson shared a photo of herself getting her hair bleached and I have to wonder if she the carpet doesn’t match the drapes? Whether or not they do, we know she is always a blonde at heart and brain! That is why we love her!
Jessica Simpson is a recently married woman with two toddlers, who recently lost a lot of weight, so she decided to make yet another change to her life. She got her long blond locks cut down to size or to her shoulders. She looks the same, but that isn’t a bad thing.
What do you think of her haircut?
There was a time that if you heard someone split their pants in half at Jessica Simpson’s wedding day, you would think it would be the bride. You would be wrong.
Mrs Johnson told Access Hollywood about the day she said I do, “Eric bent down to get Ace, who was running [down the aisle] towards him, and he split his pants completely in half. It was completely split.” Then she added, “Me and Eric are like saying our vows and I feel something’s [off], like, ‘Are you worried about something? Hopefully it’s not being married!'”
After the ceremony was over, it was time to fix his pants. That stitching lead to her favorite moment on her special day. She loved sitting there with her new husband as he sat there in his boxers and a tuxedo jacket. She then explained, “There was something sexy about it, and because he split his pants because he was reaching for my kids, it doesn’t get better than that.”
It does get better than that. The pictures of him standing there with his boxers poking through the back of his pants. I want to see those photos.
Jessica Simpson Instagrammed this photo of herself with her husband and all I could notice is that the well endowed singer was looking a little less endowed than we are used to seeing them, I mean, her. I know black makes you look thinner, but it has never made my boobs look any smaller than they are. So why do her’s? Could it be the angle? The way she standing? Why do you think she is looking less Chestica than usual? Things that make you go hmmmmmm?
Jessica Simpson loves showing off her Weight Watchers body and today she showed off in a very revealing one-piece. Even though she’s lost a lot of weight, there is only place where she didn’t lose any. Well actually two, her boobs. Something that is evident in that bathing suit.
BTW I know that people say her legs look fantastic because they are so muscular; but I think they are too muscular and that makes them unattractive to me. What do you think of her legs?