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They took all the sex out of Fifty Shades of Darker
January 2nd, 2017 under 50 Shades. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailers of Fifty Shades of Darker were all about the sexiness of the tale. Now, they changed it up and made it about the danger. I guess they are trying to attract the guys who are going to be forced to see it on Valentine’s Day because they definitely are turning the women on to it anymore.
Did your excitement go down after seeing this trailer?


Taylor Swift goes all Fifty Shades with Zayn!
December 9th, 2016 under 50 Shades, One Direction, Taylor Swift. [ Comments: none ]

This morning all of Taylor Swift’s exes woke up and wondered if they are the man she is singing in about in her new duet with Zayn Malick on the Fifty Shades of Darker. Although this might be the one time, they hope she is singing about them. That’s because I Don’t Want to Live Forever is super sexy. Who do you think she is singing about? Jake Gyllenhaal? John Mayer? Calvin Harris? Tom Hiddleston? Or someone else? The list goes on and on and on…


I need a cold shower after watching the Fifty Shades of Darker trailer
December 7th, 2016 under 50 Shades. [ Comments: none ]

I read all three Fifty Shades of Grey books and was not really turned on by them. I feel asleep watching the first movie, but the second movie’s second trailer has me all types of excited for it. I mean it looks hot. Which is what Fifty Shades movies are all about. Right?
If sex is what you want this Valentine’s weekend, now you know where to get it starting on February 10th. I know I will be going from theater to theater to see Fifty Shades of Darker!


Look it’s Olaf, Mr. Potato Head and Christian Grey!
November 8th, 2016 under 50 Shades, Frozen, Strange Encounters. [ Comments: 1 ]

Josh Gad went to dinner and ran into Don Rickles and Jamie Dornan, and all he got was this scrumptious photo. Who would think that you would see two of the famous lovable voices from some of the World’s most beloved animated family friendly movies sitting down with a guy who is in a film that is anything but.
What do they talk about? Maybe doing a movie together like Fifty Shades of the Frozen Toy Story. Buzz Lightyear would have a whole new meaning!


Fifty Shades of (Kermit the Frog) Green
October 6th, 2016 under 50 Shades, Sesame Street/Muppets. [ Comments: none ]

Darth Blended blended scenes from The Muppets with the audio from the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer and neither will be the same again. Is there a form of counseling for this because I know I need and the Red Room won’t be enough for me this time.


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