Conan O’Brien has a segment called “If They Melded” where he merges two celebrities faces as one. In this version, he melded John Mayer and Katy Perry’s faces together and it is good thing they are not breeding because they would so not make a good looking kid.
Also in last night’s segment we got to see how much Miley Cyrus looks like her dad Billy Ray Cyrus when the two of them are melded together. She is so his mini-me.
John Mayer is on Ellen tomorrow and the singer is not the same man he used to be. Before he lost his temporarily lost voice he would openly, too openly, talk about his ex-girlfriends, but that is no longer the case. He told Ellen that his relationship with Katy Perry was a private one from the beginning until now that is over.
But it doesn’t stop there, he also stopped drinking Scotch which I am sure is what assisted in his outrageous comments. So he won’t be giving those talk worthy interviews anymore.
Not only did he give that up, he is also living a serene lifestyle in Montana and washing his own dishes.
What happened to the man we used to know? As long as his music is as good as it was then, he can say what he wants to say the way he wants to say it.
John Mayer is going to be a guest CBS Sunday Morning and he claims he is a changed man. When Anthony Mason was interviewing him about the way the singer used to describe his ex-lovers, he said “I was just a jerk.” I think we can all concur with that sentiment, although I am not sure we will all agree that he should be using the past tense in that sentence.
So what made him change? Here’s his epiphany, “It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you.” Then he added, “I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.” Funny I remember more people hating him than liking him, but then again I don’t remember what he was like before he became the biggest douche in interviews.
Sounds like he won’t be in this interview that airs on CBS this Sunday at 9a where he will talk about his current lover Katy Perry. While he will be nice nice now about his gurlfriend, let’s see how he talks about her when they break up! I think our jerk will be back, don’t you agree.
Katy Perry Tweeted a picture of her boyfriend John Mayer dressed as Santa. As much as he is trying to be sexy in the photo, it just isn’t doing it for me. He looks more like one of those guys who plays Saint Nick at a department store and then he comes home so drunk that he doesn’t even take off the costume and just plops down where ever he can. You know kind of like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Do you want to sit on his lap or run away?
John Mayer goes through Hollywood starlets like like they go through shoes, so I guess it was time for him to make things official and grow a beard. I am not sure what the look is that he was going for, but it looks almost like he is trying to copy the Devil. You know the man he sold his soul to for the career that he has?
John Mayer took a note from LeBron James’ playbook to announce something big. He had something to Say so he made a video message to declare unlike LeBron he will be playing in Cleveland, but the he changed his tune to Say he would also be playing in Miami like King James. He then went on to list a bunch of other cities he will be playing at, in other words he was announcing that he is going on tour!
I hate to admit that recorded message from John Mayer made me laugh, especially the part where we found out he didn’t lose his virginity until he was 24. Now we know why he writes the music that he does.
John Mayer and Jersey Shore’s The Situation met up at the CMT Awards because you know those two are as country as carpetbaggers. But anyways back to them, the two of them had an ab showdown and what we learned is John Mayer’s abs are a really sad situation. His belly is all bloated and hairy. Hopefully The Situation is giving him tips how to get that tummy in better shape and where to get a wax job.
BTW if I were Mayer’s fans in Europe I would be pissed that he cancelled all those concerts and yet he looks perfectly healthy to me.
John Mayer was touring Europe, but due a mystery illness he announced on his site that he has cancelled a bunch of his upcoming dates.
After a sold-out performance in Copenhagen, John Mayer was forced to cancel his second show there on 5/31 due to illness. Regrettably, the illness has caused his remaining European shows scheduled through this week to be canceled as well (Amsterdam, Madrid and Manchester). Ticket holders should apply for refund from point of purchase. Mayer is returning home to the States and a full recovery is expected under a doctor’s supervision.
I wonder what is wrong with him that he had to leave Europe and go back to the US, could it be that he is suffering from home sickness?
John Mayer was performing at Wembley Arena yesterday and he made a lot of faces while he was singing. While John Mayer might write pretty songs, he makes some ugly faces when he sings them. Seriously those expressions are funnier than any joke he has ever told during his comedy routine.
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Ever wonder what John Mayer looks like when he gets his flirt on? Well now thanks to those picture it seems like we now know what he looks like when he tries to get his groove on with the ladies. Normally I would diss those girls for falling for it, but considering the rumors are that he is very good in bed and nicely sized down there I think they are lucky if they took him up on it. Granted if they did take him up on it, I hope they used a condom or two or more!