John Mayer learned another perk about dating Katy Perry yesterday. Not only does he get to feel her perks; but when he is given the opportunity to guest host The Late Late Show on CBS, he gets the first interview with someone everyone has been wanting to talk to since Sunday. Not Malcolm Butler. Not Pete Carroll. But the Super Bowl halftime sharks! More importantly the Left Shark.
So how has their life changed since Sunday? What happened to the Left Shark? And so on… He got none of those answers because sharks are not dolphins and they don’t talk.
So I need to reword part of this post and say that John Mayer got the first sit down with the Super Bowl halftime sharks! Not a bad exclusive for someone who made his debut as a talk show host yesterday.
He did such a good (well it was already scheduled), he will be back on the show tonight and tomorrow at 12:35a.
John Mayer posted a morning Selfie of himself in bed, and the singer was wearing a suit and tie. Why? Does he think that is what Katy Perry likes? Nope, he is just prepping himself to guest host CBS’s The Late Late Show tonight, tomorrow and Friday. He found that one of the best ways to do that is to look the part all the time. Although, if you are interviewing Jim Carrey, does it matter what you wear?
How do you think he is going to do behind the desk?
Did you know that Katy Perry and John Mayer have a Christmas special that aired in the ’70s? Well no one did until Ellen DeGeneres unearthed the lost video and played it on her show today. So watch as she does her best Marie Osmond and he does his best Sonny Bono as they sing Winter Wonderland together. It is cheesier than that cheese log your Aunt from Wisconsin sent you for the holiday, so you know that is pretty cheesy!
Conan O’Brien has a segment called “If They Melded” where he merges two celebrities faces as one. In this version, he melded John Mayer and Katy Perry’s faces together and it is good thing they are not breeding because they would so not make a good looking kid.
Also in last night’s segment we got to see how much Miley Cyrus looks like her dad Billy Ray Cyrus when the two of them are melded together. She is so his mini-me.
John Mayer is on Ellen tomorrow and the singer is not the same man he used to be. Before he lost his temporarily lost voice he would openly, too openly, talk about his ex-girlfriends, but that is no longer the case. He told Ellen that his relationship with Katy Perry was a private one from the beginning until now that is over.
But it doesn’t stop there, he also stopped drinking Scotch which I am sure is what assisted in his outrageous comments. So he won’t be giving those talk worthy interviews anymore.
Not only did he give that up, he is also living a serene lifestyle in Montana and washing his own dishes.
What happened to the man we used to know? As long as his music is as good as it was then, he can say what he wants to say the way he wants to say it.
John Mayer is going to be a guest CBS Sunday Morning and he claims he is a changed man. When Anthony Mason was interviewing him about the way the singer used to describe his ex-lovers, he said “I was just a jerk.” I think we can all concur with that sentiment, although I am not sure we will all agree that he should be using the past tense in that sentence.
So what made him change? Here’s his epiphany, “It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you.” Then he added, “I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.” Funny I remember more people hating him than liking him, but then again I don’t remember what he was like before he became the biggest douche in interviews.
Sounds like he won’t be in this interview that airs on CBS this Sunday at 9a where he will talk about his current lover Katy Perry. While he will be nice nice now about his gurlfriend, let’s see how he talks about her when they break up! I think our jerk will be back, don’t you agree.
Katy Perry Tweeted a picture of her boyfriend John Mayer dressed as Santa. As much as he is trying to be sexy in the photo, it just isn’t doing it for me. He looks more like one of those guys who plays Saint Nick at a department store and then he comes home so drunk that he doesn’t even take off the costume and just plops down where ever he can. You know kind of like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Do you want to sit on his lap or run away?
John Mayer goes through Hollywood starlets like like they go through shoes, so I guess it was time for him to make things official and grow a beard. I am not sure what the look is that he was going for, but it looks almost like he is trying to copy the Devil. You know the man he sold his soul to for the career that he has?
John Mayer took a note from LeBron James’ playbook to announce something big. He had something to Say so he made a video message to declare unlike LeBron he will be playing in Cleveland, but the he changed his tune to Say he would also be playing in Miami like King James. He then went on to list a bunch of other cities he will be playing at, in other words he was announcing that he is going on tour!
I hate to admit that recorded message from John Mayer made me laugh, especially the part where we found out he didn’t lose his virginity until he was 24. Now we know why he writes the music that he does.
John Mayer and Jersey Shore’s The Situation met up at the CMT Awards because you know those two are as country as carpetbaggers. But anyways back to them, the two of them had an ab showdown and what we learned is John Mayer’s abs are a really sad situation. His belly is all bloated and hairy. Hopefully The Situation is giving him tips how to get that tummy in better shape and where to get a wax job.
BTW if I were Mayer’s fans in Europe I would be pissed that he cancelled all those concerts and yet he looks perfectly healthy to me.