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Why Tracy Morgan has forgiven the Walmart driver that crashed into him
November 4th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, Tracy Morgan. [ Comments: none ]

It has been two years since Tracy Morgan survived that horrible accident on the NJ Turnpike and the comedian has finally forgiven the man who crashed into his party bus. He told Conan O’Brien why, “I forgave him and I am not even mad at him no more.” Then he added, “But you know who is mad at him..all my White neighbors.”
Morgan was afraid he would not be able to be funny again after his brain injury. But I laughed more in this 2:10 minute section of his interview on the TBS show than I did with any other in the last year.
Now back to his White neighbors, I know all my friends who lived in the same building as him on Riverdale, miss having him live there with them.


Eddie Murphy does a better Tracy Morgan than Tracy Morgan
September 10th, 2016 under Eddie Murphy, Jimmy Kimmel, Tracy Morgan. [ Comments: none ]

Eddie Murphy was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the two men talked about their friend Tracy Morgan. Then all of sudden, Pluto Nash did an impression of his friend and it was spot. Not only did he sound like him, he also mastered his mannerisms. It was amazing to watch.
So much so, I want to see Morgan and Murphy do a body switch movie where they have to have to imitate the other one for most of it like Freaky Friday. How hilarious would it be to to see skinny and “Fat Murphy” in the same film together.


Tracy Morgan says his ‘d!ck got bigger’
August 16th, 2016 under Howard Stern, Tracy Morgan. [ Comments: none ]

Tracy Morgan returned to The Howard Stern Show today, the first time since his accident over 2 years ago. Even tough the comedian was afraid of losing his humor, he is back even funnier than before. That is not the only thing he that is better about him, he revealed a certain body part, that body part, is bigger since the accident and he told us why that it is.
Stern is not one to shy away from any question, so he asked Morgan, “When did you jerk off for the first time (after the accident)?” Out of all the people to ask, you know he is going to give the most hysterical answer and he did.
He said, “OMG! That was going on in the hospital…All I did was masturbate.” Then he added, “I beat my dick like it owed me money. My dick got a restraining order out on my hand.”
Then he explained the first time he was ready to do it to himself again, “I woke up one morning and my dick was dialing 911. Spousal abuse.” He got so excited, as he should, that his heart monitor went off and the nurse came running in. Having someone walk in on him, is his fantasy.
With his fantasy being fulfilled several times while he was in the hospital, it had an effect on his little head. He revealed, “My dick got bigger too! Just the head!”
Tracey we missed you, but good things cum to those who wait. We waited for you to heal and you are better than ever. You definitely put a baby in my belly after that interview.
That interview was very honest and raw, he laughed and he cried. It is an emotional hour and twenty minutes that you want to listen, and you can listen to it if you click here!


Tracy Morgan plays a mean air guitar!
May 7th, 2016 under Tracy Morgan. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Tracy Morgan is hysterical, but did you know he can play air guitar? In fact, that is his pre-show ritual and yesterday he showed us it. He is so awesome at rockin’ out, I think if this comedy thing doesn’t work he should go on tour with this act. Now I wonder who else he get to be in the band?


Tracy Morgan wishes he could’ve married Barbra Streisand!
January 19th, 2016 under Barbra Streisand, Jimmy Fallon, Tracy Morgan. [ Comments: none ]

When Tracy Morgan talked to Matt Lauer about a year after his accident, the comedian told him that he “can’t wait to make them laugh again.” Seven months after that interview, that is exactly what he did on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
The thing that makes Morgan such a great talk show guest is that once he starts going, you don’t want him to stop and you couldn’t do it even if you tried. For example, all the NBC late night host did was ask him if he saw the new Star Wars movie. From there he went off on only one African American being in the movie to Chewbacca being in rehab to Rocky Balboa losing that second fight to Apollo Creed to what could’ve saved Sonny Corleone in The Godfather and doing a spot on Fredo impression. Then he stated that he wants a radio show on Sirius where all he does he talk about classic movies. I hope they were listening because I would tune into that show every time it was on.
But Morgan wasn’t done, he then declared, “Nobody acts better than Barbra Streisand.” Fallon asked him with surprise in his voice, “Really?” Tracy replied, “Yeah. I wish we could’ve got married, but it didn’t work out.” Forget the Sirius radio show, someone needs to give Tracy and Babs a Romantic Comedy to do ASAP. Could you imagine? It would be like butter!


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