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Bad Moms looks so very good!
May 3rd, 2016 under Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

When I watched the trailer for Bad Moms, I thought this looked like a cute movie to watch on television. Then I spoke with a friend of my mine, who has two girls, and what she told me made me tell her to watch this trailer because she will appreciate it. This is a movie mothers around the world will enjoy. Too bad it’s not coming out until July 29th.


Kristen Bell slapped a reporter on the red carpet
April 11th, 2016 under Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell was being interviewed by The Fix’s Kevin Donnelly who seemed drunk. Then when she didn’t like his questioning, she attempted to walk away. He wouldn’t allow that, so he grabbed her arm while calling her, “baby, baby, baby.” Without hesitation, she turned around and slapped him across the face and tried to walk away. He decided to follow her, but instead went over the railing and landed on the red carpet.
So is this incident that Just Jared posted real or fake? Considering the reporter is actually It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Brian Unger and her acting was awful, I think we all know the answer.
Why post it then? Because it is nice to see America’s Sweetheart not be so sweet for once. Even if it is staged.


Who’s the hottest MILF in this photo?
September 27th, 2015 under Dallas, Jessica Alba, Kristen Bell, The OC. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell, Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster and Rachel Bilson all came out to support Alliance of Moms and the four of them are some pretty sexy moms. Proving just because you have a child, doesn’t mean you lose your looks.
They are all equally MILFable; so I can’t pick one, can you?


Kristen Bell isn’t suffering from Frozen fatigue
March 6th, 2015 under Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Parents around the world are sick of their little girls singing, “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” but there is one parent who is not suffering like all of those other ones. That parent is the one who sings the song in the movie. That’s right, Kristen Bell’s daughter has yet to see the feature film that almost every other girl in the world has seen multiple times.
She told Us Weekly that her daughter is unimpressed by what she does for living and that is why she hasn’t let Lincoln seen. I call BS on that Princess Anna. Out of all of the kids around the world who should’ve seen that Disney film, it is the stars of it. The fact that she doesn’t have her daughter screaming, I mean singing, Let It Go, is royally f*cked up to me. She needs to get over herself and suffer like all the other parents in the world. Who is with me on this one?
So if you see Kristen Bell walking around, make sure to have your kid sing “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” to her at the top of their lungs. Let the voice of that song know how annoying it is since her own child doesn’t get to the deed. Fair is fair when it comes to Frozen fatigue!


Hey Dax Shepard, a wife who shaves your a$$ is a keeper!
October 14th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Conan O’Brien asked Dax Shepard about his nude scene in This is Where I Leave You, and the answer he got was more than he bargained for. It starts off pretty normal as the Parenthood star explains that he did lunges to build up his butt, but then it takes a hairy turn. You see, Dax has a forest in the valley (Andy Richter’s description) and he didn’t want the viewing audience to see it. So he asked his wife, Kristen Bell, to shave him there and for some reason she agreed. As she took an electric razor to his buttcrack, she hummed Lipps Inc’s disco hit Funkytown. You’d think there would be a better song to hum like ACDC’s Highway to Hell or Meat Loaf’s Bat Out of Hell. You get the theme I am going with there, right?
Now back to his wife doing the doody, I mean duty, what was she thinking? True love is not even an excuse. You couldn’t get me to do that crappy job for the biggest diamond in the world. As the TBS late night asked, why not go to a professional. That is what they are for, not the woman you say you love. No where in the vows does it say, a$$hole shaving. Ladies, who’s with me? Would you do that for your man?


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