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Hey Dax Shepard, a wife who shaves your a$$ is a keeper!
October 14th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Conan O’Brien asked Dax Shepard about his nude scene in This is Where I Leave You, and the answer he got was more than he bargained for. It starts off pretty normal as the Parenthood star explains that he did lunges to build up his butt, but then it takes a hairy turn. You see, Dax has a forest in the valley (Andy Richter’s description) and he didn’t want the viewing audience to see it. So he asked his wife, Kristen Bell, to shave him there and for some reason she agreed. As she took an electric razor to his buttcrack, she hummed Lipps Inc’s disco hit Funkytown. You’d think there would be a better song to hum like ACDC’s Highway to Hell or Meat Loaf’s Bat Out of Hell. You get the theme I am going with there, right?
Now back to his wife doing the doody, I mean duty, what was she thinking? True love is not even an excuse. You couldn’t get me to do that crappy job for the biggest diamond in the world. As the TBS late night asked, why not go to a professional. That is what they are for, not the woman you say you love. No where in the vows does it say, a$$hole shaving. Ladies, who’s with me? Would you do that for your man?


Kristen Bell is Naked and Afriad
April 17th, 2014 under Ellen DeGeneres, Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell is going to be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow and she tells the Daytime host that she is a big fan of the show Naked and Afraid. So Ellen came up with a scenario for her to do, like the one they would do on the show, had her strip down and then made her go for it. So would the Veronica Mars survive in the wilderness naked? Yes, but BAREly.


Kristen Bell wants you to look at her boobs
March 12th, 2014 under Kristen Bell, Queen Latifah. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell is going to be on Queen Latifah‘s show this Friday and she has a message for all of us. She wants us to look at her boobs, wink wink. Now if only Veronica Mars has a pair for us to look at…


Kristen Bell is loved by Sesame Street!
February 14th, 2014 under Kristen Bell, Sesame Street/Muppets. [ Comments: 1 ]

As we all know Kristen Bell is one of the cutest actresses out there, and now she is even cuter thanks to Sesame Street. Abby asked Veronica Mars what she looked like with different emotions like surprise and angry, but when she got to loved, Bell didn’t know how to show it in her face. That was until Abby hugged and then she knew and we knew what it looks like to be loved! Awwwdorable!


Investigate the Veronica Mars trailer!
January 2nd, 2014 under Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

The very much anticipated trailer is here for the fan-funded movie, Veronica Mars, and do you think you got your moneys worth? I say, hell yeah! I can’t wait to see it when it comes out on March 14th!


Kristen Bell made love to her witness’ husband right after she got married!
November 26th, 2013 under Ellen DeGeneres, Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the daytime talk show host asked Veronica Mars about her wedding to Dax Shepard back in October. Ellen wanted to know if anyone was at the courthouse nuptials and the actress said her best friend, Amy,` was there. Well right after Bell said I do, she had to go straight to work. That day she was filming a scene with her best friend’s husband, Ryan Hansen, for the movie Veronica Mars. That scene was an intimate one. So basically Bell got to party down with her witness’ husband before she made love to her own. Gotta love Hollywood!


Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard finally did it!
October 17th, 2013 under Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard finally got married today in a spontaneous ceremony. According to TMZ the two went to pick up a marriage license and when a court employee offered to marry them, they said yes.
The two of them have been dating for around six years, and said they wouldn’t get married until everyone in California could say I do. Since Prop 8 was overturned a few months ago, they were finally able to walk down the aisle of a courtroom.
No word if their 6 month old son, Lincoln, was there to see his parents make it legal.


The Lifeguard needs to drown
July 9th, 2013 under Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

I can honestly say after watching the trailer for The Lifeguard, I can’t remember the last time I saw something that looks as awful as that films appears to be. I mean who the f*ck will want to see that movie after watching the trailer? A 29 year old girl moves home, becomes a lifeguard and has sex with a teenage boy, yeah that has must see written all over it. But I am sure people will suffer through it, just to see Kristen Bell in a bathing. Then after they wasted about two hours of their life on that, they will hate forever for making them sit through that crap.
If you really hate yourself that much, you can watch it July 30th on OnDemand or see it in theaters on August 30th.


Veronica Mars is back on the job!
June 17th, 2013 under Kristen Bell. [ Comments: 1 ]

After 6 years and a very successful Kickstarter campaign, Veronica Mars is back in production. Kristen Bell Tweeted the above pictures and said, “First day of school…I might be a bit over excited? #VeronicaMarsMovie”. I think we are all there with her when it comes to being a “bit over excited”.
BTW doesn’t she look freakin’ fantastic for having a baby just two and a half months ago?


Does Kristen Bell think her baby is cuter than a sloth?
May 31st, 2013 under Ellen DeGeneres, Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell is going to be a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Monday and for the first time she will talk about her daughter Lincoln. Although I have some bad news, she won’t be sharing a picture of her 2 month old daughter. Well Ellen wasn’t going to have that, so she took out a sketch pad and a black marker and drew what Dax Shepard’s and Bell’s baby looks like. Do you think that the daytime host nailed it? You will have to watch to see if she did and to find out if the House of Lies star thinks her offspring is cuter than a basket full of baby sloths.


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