Dax Shepard and his wife Kristen Bell have 2 girls under 3 and the two of them decided that they don’t want any more kids. After 10 days of not feeling well, Bell was convinced that she was pregnant again. When the test proved that she wasn’t, her husband decided he didn’t want go through that again. What did he do?
He told Jimmy Kimmel, she had the scare on Tuesday, he flew back to LA on Wednesday and on Thursday morning he had a vasectomy. His Mrs wasn’t happy at the time that he got it done so quickly, but now I am sure they are loving the worry free sex they are having.
Something he now knows he can have, but he had to wait three weeks to find out if that was the case after he got snippped. You see, three weeks after a man gets fixed, they have to get a sample of their sperm tested to see if the surgery worked. The place that he went to didn’t have a masturbation room, so he had to bring a sample with him and it had to be done within two hours. He had an appointment in Beverly Hills at 5p and a meeting earlier in the day in Burbank. He thought he could get out of that meeting at 3p, do the deed and make it over the hill in time. Anyone who has had to travel from Burbank to Beverly Hills can tell you after 330p, expect it to take at least an hour and that is if you are lucky. Lucky he wasn’t because his meeting went until 445p and he didn’t have time to hit it before he hit the road. What did he do? He took a windy road called Laurel Canyon to get there; and while he was stuck in traffic he was able to give his sample. Now I have to wonder if he did it with himself while he was going up the hill or cuming down it? I am thinking he started it when it was up and filled it up when he was going down.
In his defense, if you have ever been stuck on that road, then you know there are a lot of things you can do while you are in traffic jam. Now there is one more thing you can add to the list and that is to masturbate! The things you learn from celebrities is endless.
When it comes to if he Bell and him are going to be able to have more children, they are not. The snip snip worked!
Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are on Ellen today to talk about their movie Bad Moms and Ellen DeGeneres wanted to know if they plan on having any more kids. Veronica Mars said no, but Jackie said yes. Then the host wanted to know if she was trying. Kunis thought that was her way of her trying to find out if Ashton Kutcher are her having sex. Mila was embarrassed by the question and the two blondes wouldn’t let it go. Eventually Mrs Kutcher admitted sex with her husband is great. Which is what we all imagined anyways! Right?
When I watched the trailer for Bad Moms, I thought this looked like a cute movie to watch on television. Then I spoke with a friend of my mine, who has two girls, and what she told me made me tell her to watch this trailer because she will appreciate it. This is a movie mothers around the world will enjoy. Too bad it’s not coming out until July 29th.
Kristen Bell was being interviewed by The Fix’s Kevin Donnelly who seemed drunk. Then when she didn’t like his questioning, she attempted to walk away. He wouldn’t allow that, so he grabbed her arm while calling her, “baby, baby, baby.” Without hesitation, she turned around and slapped him across the face and tried to walk away. He decided to follow her, but instead went over the railing and landed on the red carpet.
So is this incident that Just Jared posted real or fake? Considering the reporter is actually It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Brian Unger and her acting was awful, I think we all know the answer.
Why post it then? Because it is nice to see America’s Sweetheart not be so sweet for once. Even if it is staged.
Kristen Bell, Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster and Rachel Bilson all came out to support Alliance of Moms and the four of them are some pretty sexy moms. Proving just because you have a child, doesn’t mean you lose your looks.
They are all equally MILFable; so I can’t pick one, can you?
Parents around the world are sick of their little girls singing, “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” but there is one parent who is not suffering like all of those other ones. That parent is the one who sings the song in the movie. That’s right, Kristen Bell’s daughter has yet to see the feature film that almost every other girl in the world has seen multiple times.
She told Us Weekly that her daughter is unimpressed by what she does for living and that is why she hasn’t let Lincoln seen. I call BS on that Princess Anna. Out of all of the kids around the world who should’ve seen that Disney film, it is the stars of it. The fact that she doesn’t have her daughter screaming, I mean singing, Let It Go, is royally f*cked up to me. She needs to get over herself and suffer like all the other parents in the world. Who is with me on this one?
So if you see Kristen Bell walking around, make sure to have your kid sing “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” to her at the top of their lungs. Let the voice of that song know how annoying it is since her own child doesn’t get to the deed. Fair is fair when it comes to Frozen fatigue!
Conan O’Brien asked Dax Shepard about his nude scene in This is Where I Leave You, and the answer he got was more than he bargained for. It starts off pretty normal as the Parenthood star explains that he did lunges to build up his butt, but then it takes a hairy turn. You see, Dax has a forest in the valley (Andy Richter’s description) and he didn’t want the viewing audience to see it. So he asked his wife, Kristen Bell, to shave him there and for some reason she agreed. As she took an electric razor to his buttcrack, she hummed Lipps Inc’s disco hit Funkytown. You’d think there would be a better song to hum like ACDC’s Highway to Hell or Meat Loaf’s Bat Out of Hell. You get the theme I am going with there, right?
Now back to his wife doing the doody, I mean duty, what was she thinking? True love is not even an excuse. You couldn’t get me to do that crappy job for the biggest diamond in the world. As the TBS late night asked, why not go to a professional. That is what they are for, not the woman you say you love. No where in the vows does it say, a$$hole shaving. Ladies, who’s with me? Would you do that for your man?
Kristen Bell is going to be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show tomorrow and she tells the Daytime host that she is a big fan of the show Naked and Afraid. So Ellen came up with a scenario for her to do, like the one they would do on the show, had her strip down and then made her go for it. So would the Veronica Mars survive in the wilderness naked? Yes, but BAREly.
Kristen Bell is going to be on Queen Latifah‘s show this Friday and she has a message for all of us. She wants us to look at her boobs, wink wink. Now if only Veronica Mars has a pair for us to look at…
As we all know Kristen Bell is one of the cutest actresses out there, and now she is even cuter thanks to Sesame Street. Abby asked Veronica Mars what she looked like with different emotions like surprise and angry, but when she got to loved, Bell didn’t know how to show it in her face. That was until Abby hugged and then she knew and we knew what it looks like to be loved! Awwwdorable!