Dax Shepard and his wife Kristen Bell have 2 girls under 3 and the two of them decided that they don’t want any more kids. After 10 days of not feeling well, Bell was convinced that she was pregnant again. When the test proved that she wasn’t, her husband decided he didn’t want go through that again. What did he do?
He told Jimmy Kimmel, she had the scare on Tuesday, he flew back to LA on Wednesday and on Thursday morning he had a vasectomy. His Mrs wasn’t happy at the time that he got it done so quickly, but now I am sure they are loving the worry free sex they are having.
Something he now knows he can have, but he had to wait three weeks to find out if that was the case after he got snippped. You see, three weeks after a man gets fixed, they have to get a sample of their sperm tested to see if the surgery worked. The place that he went to didn’t have a masturbation room, so he had to bring a sample with him and it had to be done within two hours. He had an appointment in Beverly Hills at 5p and a meeting earlier in the day in Burbank. He thought he could get out of that meeting at 3p, do the deed and make it over the hill in time. Anyone who has had to travel from Burbank to Beverly Hills can tell you after 330p, expect it to take at least an hour and that is if you are lucky. Lucky he wasn’t because his meeting went until 445p and he didn’t have time to hit it before he hit the road. What did he do? He took a windy road called Laurel Canyon to get there; and while he was stuck in traffic he was able to give his sample. Now I have to wonder if he did it with himself while he was going up the hill or cuming down it? I am thinking he started it when it was up and filled it up when he was going down.
In his defense, if you have ever been stuck on that road, then you know there are a lot of things you can do while you are in traffic jam. Now there is one more thing you can add to the list and that is to masturbate! The things you learn from celebrities is endless.
When it comes to if he Bell and him are going to be able to have more children, they are not. The snip snip worked!
Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell are on Ellen today to talk about their movie Bad Moms and Ellen DeGeneres wanted to know if they plan on having any more kids. Veronica Mars said no, but Jackie said yes. Then the host wanted to know if she was trying. Kunis thought that was her way of her trying to find out if Ashton Kutcher are her having sex. Mila was embarrassed by the question and the two blondes wouldn’t let it go. Eventually Mrs Kutcher admitted sex with her husband is great. Which is what we all imagined anyways! Right?
When I watched the trailer for Bad Moms, I thought this looked like a cute movie to watch on television. Then I spoke with a friend of my mine, who has two girls, and what she told me made me tell her to watch this trailer because she will appreciate it. This is a movie mothers around the world will enjoy. Too bad it’s not coming out until July 29th.
Kristen Bell was being interviewed by The Fix’s Kevin Donnelly who seemed drunk. Then when she didn’t like his questioning, she attempted to walk away. He wouldn’t allow that, so he grabbed her arm while calling her, “baby, baby, baby.” Without hesitation, she turned around and slapped him across the face and tried to walk away. He decided to follow her, but instead went over the railing and landed on the red carpet.
So is this incident that Just Jared posted real or fake? Considering the reporter is actually It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Brian Unger and her acting was awful, I think we all know the answer.
Why post it then? Because it is nice to see America’s Sweetheart not be so sweet for once. Even if it is staged.
Kristen Bell, Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster and Rachel Bilson all came out to support Alliance of Moms and the four of them are some pretty sexy moms. Proving just because you have a child, doesn’t mean you lose your looks.
They are all equally MILFable; so I can’t pick one, can you?