Before Justin Timberlake was a Grammy winner, he was a loser on Star Search. I wonder if the 11 year old knew back in 1992 that that loss would mean absolutely nothing today?
Justin Timberlake thinks a woman brings Sexyback if she smells like body odor. He told Cosmopolitan according to OK!, “Some people say BO (body odour) can be an aphrodisiac and I agree. It depends on the body the odour is coming from. It’s a long-term intimate thing. You don’t want it to be the first thing you smell when she comes into the room. It’s about layers – layers meant to be discovered.” To me it is a turn off and not a turn on.
So what is another layer of smell that he likes his woman to smell like, ““Men like scents that have more to do with food than roses. Something subtle and not too loud or overt. A woman doesn’t need something whimsical to be sexy – smart is sexy. Sleek is sexy.” So in other words women if you want to be *NSYNC with Justin’s nose all you have to do is wear a vanilla moisturizer with no deodorant.
BTW I wonder what he smells like…or maybe I don’t?
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Justin Timberlake and Woody Harrelson were filming a scene for Friends with Benefits and it looks they really were friends with benefits. What is up with them going for a penis pump or “the low one” like that? I wonder if when Justin brought his Sexy Back over to Harrelson if the White Man who Can’t Jump got a Woody? By the looks of his face in that last picture, I think he did!
BTW Ashton Kutcher has been trying to get the title of this movie changed to F*ck Buddies, I think these pictures might help his cause!!!
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Justin Timberlake was honored with the Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Award and that means he gets a cheap a$$ drag makeover. Which basically means they put a crappy wig, an oversized bra and some overdone makeup on him. And you know what, he makes one ugly female. But who knows maybe with a little more work, done by Emerson students as compared to Harvard ones he might be someone’s pretty bitch?
Emily Blunt was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Drama, but the news wasn’t all happy for her. According to WENN she was left embarrassed because of a snide remark that Justin Timberlake made after he announced her to name to her fiance’ John Krasinski who was also announcing the noms. The singer said to The Office star after he read Emily’s name, “Ho, ho, ho, somebody is going to have a good night tonight.” Emily didn’t watch the announcement live and was horrified by Timberlake’s comments when she saw it later. She said, “My make-up artist sent me a text as I was sitting getting my hair done on set, so I found out that way. But when I saw that (footage with Timberlake), I was like, ‘His (Krasinski) mother has to watch that!’” I can’t blame her for being upset by his comments, they were uncalled for and went on too long. How we would like it if someone said that to him after they announced that Jessica Biel was nominated for some prestigious award. Oh wait we have seen her acting that is never going to happen.
To Emily, don’t worry about John’s mom she knows what Justin did at a Super Bowl game to Janet Jackson, so she won’t be taking him seriously. She is just happy her future daughter-in-law got a Golden Globe nomination and she can brag about it to all of her friends, “My future daughter-in-law got a Golden Globe nomination and what has yours done lately???”
Last night Justin Timberlake was on Saturday Night Live and Andy Samberg and him did a sequel to their Emmy winning song D!ck in a Box, Motherlover. I have to admit the only time I laugh at Andy Samberg is when he works with Justin Timberlake ad vice versa. I wonder what these two will next together.
BTW Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers!
Here is the first video from The Lonely Island’s CD and it is called Jizz In My Pants. The name of the album that is coming out on February 10th is Incredibad and I so agree with that! The Lonely Island is made up of Saturday Night Livers Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone and I hope they stick with the show.
Here is something postive, see if you can spot Justin Timberlake in the video in a look that suits his personality!
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Justin Timberlake out danced in Beyonce last night on Saturday Night Live. That spoof was d!ck in a box, but it definitely was a bunch of d!cks in a leotard.
Last night Madonna played Dodgers Stadium and she invited some old friends to join her on stage. Britney Spears joined her for Human Nature and let us know Its Britney B!tch. Justin Timberlake joined her for their hit song 4 Minutes. The crowd seemed happy to see both show up even though the 7:30p show didn’t start until 10p. I don’t know about you, but that would piss me off.
Too bad Madonna couldn’t get Britney and Justin to reunite, now that would have been hot. BTW Jimmy Kimmel put it best on his show…Britney joined Madonna and Justin Timberlake at Dodgers Stadium…the two people who took her virginity.
Looks like Rome is agreeing with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel because who ever would've thought that Justin Timberlake would give one of his girlfriends a piggyback? Unless the rumors are true and she is more than just his girlfriend and the two are really engaged. But then again she isn’t wearing anything on her finger.
UPDATE: Jessica and Justin are in Italy for her former 7th Heaven co-star Beverly Mitchell’s wedding. According to People Magazine Jessica was one of the Bridesmaids at the wedding.
