Howard Stern took a Tweet out of Larry King’s Twitter and started Tweeting whatever comes to mind. He Tweeted things like, “I like sex but not sexting,” “Jazz is boring,” “What do you call male ladybugs,” but there is one that really got my attention. He revealed, “My penis is average,” and now I can’t stop picturing it.
Things we have learned this political election is that hand size matters, but I guess nose size doesn’t.
Tracy Morgan returned to The Howard Stern Show today, the first time since his accident over 2 years ago. Even tough the comedian was afraid of losing his humor, he is back even funnier than before. That is not the only thing he that is better about him, he revealed a certain body part, that body part, is bigger since the accident and he told us why that it is.
Stern is not one to shy away from any question, so he asked Morgan, “When did you jerk off for the first time (after the accident)?” Out of all the people to ask, you know he is going to give the most hysterical answer and he did.
He said, “OMG! That was going on in the hospital…All I did was masturbate.” Then he added, “I beat my dick like it owed me money. My dick got a restraining order out on my hand.”
Then he explained the first time he was ready to do it to himself again, “I woke up one morning and my dick was dialing 911. Spousal abuse.” He got so excited, as he should, that his heart monitor went off and the nurse came running in. Having someone walk in on him, is his fantasy.
With his fantasy being fulfilled several times while he was in the hospital, it had an effect on his little head. He revealed, “My dick got bigger too! Just the head!”
Tracey we missed you, but good things cum to those who wait. We waited for you to heal and you are better than ever. You definitely put a baby in my belly after that interview.
That interview was very honest and raw, he laughed and he cried. It is an emotional hour and twenty minutes that you want to listen, and you can listen to it if you click here!
I forgot about this until now but after Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men, Hugh Grant was considered for the male lead for the sitcom. Today on The Howard Stern Show, the Shock Jock wanted to know why he turned down the role, and he explained it was because they didn’t have a script ready for him. The actor was too scared to take it on without knowing what they had planned for him.
Did he regret it? Just the money aspect because what they were offering him was “stratospheric.” Considering Ashton Kutcher became the highest paid TV actor when he took on the role, it was really up there.
It was then that Grant realized that TV actors make lots of money here in The States. In fact, when he worked with The Big Bang Theory’s Simon Helberg on Florence Foster Jenkens, he had forgotten that fact. As he explained, “When he came over to work on the film, I might’ve been vaguely patronizing to him because he hadn’t done films before.” Then he added, “Gradually, you realize, not only is he a much bigger star than me, he’s maybe the richest man I’ve ever met.” Thus, the next time you feel bad for a celebrity on successful TV show, don’t!
Now back to Grant, that is the sexiest I have ever seen the RomCom lover look! I would go to Four Weddings and a Funeral with him anytime!
There is a trick that producers and writers do in order to get the scenes that they really want in the movie included if they know that the MPAA will ask for them to be cut out that scene in order so they can get a R rating as compared to the NC-17. They will write a bunch of a scenes that they know will never get past censors in order to guarantee that the ones that they really want will actually make the final cut. It is a negotiation tactic that has worked for them!
When Seth Rogen came up with an orgy scene for Sausage Party, they created 6 of those scenes and the MPAA approved all but one little thing. He told Howard Stern today that, “There is a pita bread and you see his ballsack in the end orgy and it had hair on it. And they asked that we remove the hair from the pita bread’s ballsack.” So they digitally waxed the pita bread because no one wants to see his chick peas covered with hummus.
Seriously, MPAA it is a animated food’s balls, who cares if it has hair or not? They need to get out more!
And talking about getting out more, I wonder what 6 things were that they thought would never make it in that did. Let’s compare notes on Monday at lunch! And make sure, whatever you are eating is served with pita bread!
Mila Kunis was on Howard Stern this morning and she told him about the moment she realized that she was interested in Ashton Kutcher. The two of them attended an award’s party separately, just months after they both found themselves single, and she noticed a tall man standing with his back towards her. When he turned around, she said the music started playing.
The actor invited her to a party at his new house, and she gladly accepted. What she didn’t know is that he intended to set her up with a friend of his. Instead, they hooked up and decided to keep it casual. Even though they both starred in movies about the friends with benefits, they thought they could keep it casual. While they were doing that they dated other people, but they always came home to each other.
As we know, eventually they realized that they were meant to be and now that married with one kid and one on the way.
Their love is more of a RomCom than the movies they were in and I want someone to make it!