David Letterman gave Howard Stern the full hour of the The Late Show yesterday and the two men had a lot of fun with each other. Although there were some intense moments between the two of them. The shock jock found out that the CBS late night host is talking to his rival, Jay Leno, on the phone. Stern then got mad at him because he has turned down being on The Tonight Show because of Letterman. Then Letterman tried to explain himself, but Howard wasn’t going to have it. As the interview went on, things were still a little tense between them. That was until Dave told the band to play some music and they danced it out to Frank Sinatra’s My Way! All is good between them and we got a whole bunch of laughs!
Whoopi Goldberg was The Howard Stern Show today and he asked her about some of the jobs she had before she was famous.
The View host told him about one of the things she did and I think it is the shitt!est job I ever heard of. That job was cleaning toilets, that sucks in itself but it worse when consider she did it at the subway. I can’t think of a worst job that that, can you?
Then the Shock Jock asked her about working as a phone sex operator, which she told she did. So then he asked her for a demonstration and they had the most boring phone sex conversation I’ve ever seen or heard.
Jerry O’Connell was on The Howard Stern Show today to promote his very funny show We Are Men that debuts on CBS tonight at 8:30p and he talked about something he does like a single man even though he is a married one. O’Connell has two awwwdorable 5 year old girls and they cut into his sex like with Rebecca Romijn Stamos. So he has to find other ways to satisfy himself because you can’t do that with the twins in the bed with you.
So when he gets home and they are all out. He sends his dogs outside to stand guard as he uses the internet for its true purpose. Then when he is done in the time that you can say “We Are Men airs Mondays at 8:30p on CBS”, he makes the pups cum in to clean up his leftovers. Dear PETA, He is joking, so don’t go after him.
Now when it comes to him doing that same thing at work. To be honest, it is really easy for him because most of his time on the show is spent in just a Speedo. So all he has to do is remove it, do his business and put it back on. Instead of dogs, he has an assistant to do the job that his best friends do.
And since the show is called We Are Me, he is just playing the part. Ba dum tish!
While my joke was beyond bad, We Are Men is anything but!
Richard Simmons was a guest on The Howard Stern Show and both men declared their love for one another. Then as things got more intimate between them the Weight Saint wanted a kiss from the Shock Jock, but he refused. Even though just a lick was out of the question, the interview still went on. But then when Stern said he would never sweat in the bedroom with Simmons, it really hit a sore point with him and he walked out of the room all heartbroken. And because of that my heart breaks for him. How can you be mean to him? Simmons is so nice that you just want to make him laugh and not cry like Howard Stern did on the show today.
Mel B was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and he got scary to get some spicy answers out of her.
First he kept it simple by asking her about her stage name, and then he asked her stuff that led to her telling him to f*ck off and f*ck you. Which of course got him to ask her about Eddie Murphy, which she didn’t have much to say about him
Although she was more openwhen he asked her if she would have sex with their America’s Got Talent co-judge Heidi Klum, she told him that she wouldn’t because she’s “too old” for her. Ouch.
Then he had to know if she was ever attracted to any of the other Spice Girls and she shared with him, “Yes! Always! They’re my homies.” Before revealing that “she kissed all of them.” Although she didn’t say who was the best one of them all. Who do you think it would be? I bet it is Posh Spice because she seems like she could be a really wild woman when she let’s herself go.
Now back to the interview, watch the video all the way through to see what he said her that made her get up and walk out.
AGT is definitely going to be interesting between the two of them tonight on NBC.
Robin Thicke was on The Howard Stern Show today and he told the Shock Jock that his huge hit Blurred Lines is about his wife. Alan Thicke’s son said, “The song Blurred lines has, ‘She’s a good girl, but she wants to be a bad girl’. It’s very much about my wife.” Then he explained, “My wife is Mrs Good Girl, gradually over our marriage, I’ve turned her into a bad girl.” So Stern wanted to know more, and Thicke responded with, “Just meaning naughty sexually.” Then he added, “We’ve done just about everything (sexually.)…She like it all.”
So it sounds like they are really living 50 Shades of Grey! Maybe he should write the theme song for the movie?
The Tanning Mom was on The Howard Stern Show today and she answered some viewer questions. When she was asked how much it has cost her to keep her skin so dark, she said that she spent at $5,000 since she moved to NJ. Shhhh, no one tell her she could get a tan for free.
She also talked about the possibility of doing porn and thankfully that isn’t going to happen. Who would want to watch that?
Whitney Cummings was a guest on Howard Stern‘s radio show and he asked her if other comedians abandoned her when she got her own show. Then as she answered him she started to cry when she said that they did. BTW I know how she feels; I cried when I watched the pilot for her show Whitney because it was abandoning what watchable television is all about.
Matt Lauer was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the Shock Jock told the Today show host that all the men on his show this week are around 9″ long down there. So Lauer without any hesitation told him “Unfortunately the trend continues.” For some reason I don’t believe him. But I do believe he hid Playboys under his bed when he was a teen to do what all teen boys do!
Nick Cannon was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the America’s Got Talent judge asked the host about the size of his cannon. Well Mr Mariah Carey wasn’t shy to tell the world that when he is gets excited he is almost at the “9” mark”. No wonder Mimi and him are still happily married! And he did talk about her too, and he admitted that she “hated” working on American Idol. Talking about work, he also confirmed to Stern that NBC did talk to him about replacing Jimmy Fallon on Late Night. He turned the job down because he doesn’t have the time for a commitment like that. Which is a shame because he would’ve been perfect for the job.
Cannon wasn’t the only guest on the show today, Chris Rock made a surprise appearance. The comedian revealed that he has “a bigger than average c0ck.” Although he doesn’t know how big because he never measured it with a ruler, but he did say it is easily over 7″.
Now as big as both men say they are, they ain’t got nothing on the other guest that was there. Jonah Falcon is on record as having the biggest one at 13.5″. Which is probably the real size of Nick, Chris and Howard all put together. Sorry Howard, but you always say how small you are!