Scott Thorson, who Matt Damon played in Behind the Candelabra, was on The Howard Stern Show today and he talked about two of the most famous people he says he had an affair with, Liberace and Michael Jackson. The Shock Jock had to know everything, so he asked about both of his exes pen!ses. Scott told Stern that Liberace’s “c0ck was so ugly.” Then he explained why, “he had it pumped up with silicone, so it was lumpy. And then he wasn’t circumcised.” Now when it comes to the King of Pop, Thorson claims he was small around 6″ or 7″.
Then it was time to find out how both men were in bed, and Scott claims that both of them were bad in bed. In fact Scott said on the Stern Show, “Michael Jackson wasn’t good at oral, and was a spitter, not a swallower”. Scott alleges that the musicians were not able to deep throat him and that is one of his requirements.
Hey HBO, Since Behind the Candelabra was such a big hit, why not do a sequel because obviously he has so much more to tell.
Russell Brand was on The Howard Stern Show today and he told the Shock Jock his winning pick-up line! Brand will say to a girl, “Look, we are alive here for a short time. I think you are beautiful. I think there’s divinity within you and there is divinity within in me…” He had me at look. Actually he kind of had me at divinity, because the way he talks is so enchanting. Even if I don’t what the hell he just said.
America’s Got Talent is back on NBC tonight at 9p with two new judges (Heidi Klum and Mel B) and it looks like Howard Stern is enjoying the changes. The Supermodel Tweeted that photo and said “Curling @HowardStern ‘s hair. Almost done.” Even though his curls are pretty much always camera ready, I am sure he was OK with her using the curling iron on him just for the view.
Tune into AGT tonight to see how if the Shock Jock, the Supermodel, the Spice Girl and the Germaphobe have any chemistry together as they try to find a few people with some extraordinary talents. I am sure they will be the strongest set of judges the show has ever had.
Courtney Love was on The Howard Stern Show today and she talked about her daughter Frances Bean Cobain with her late husband Curt Cobain. She told the shock jock that the two are getting along again, although they haven’t seen each other in three years.
Then the Hole singer told him that her daughter was offered the role of Bella in Twilight when she was just 13 years old. Someone saw a picture of Curt’s mini-me in a magazine and sent the script to their house. Then Love said when her kid heard that, she said “That’s a sexist Mormon piece of sh!t.” I never saw it that way, until now and I think she might be onto something.
But the interview wasn’t only about Frances Bean, Courtney then asked Stern about being on America’s Got Talent because she said is going to do a big TV show but wouldn’t say which one. Stern said she hinted it’s American Idol, but I think it is Dancing with the Stars. Which show do you think it is?
The Tanning Mom was on The Howard Stern Show and I want to know why I hit the play button on this clip from it. These are images I will never ever be able to get out of my head. And I know you won’t be able to either because I know you just made the same mistake I did.
Ross Matthews was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the shock jock asked him if he has big balls. Not to judge as a stern thing, but to find out if that is why his voice is so high. So Matthews says that they are fine, and not that small. So then Stern had to know if he had a big pen!s and Ross was like it is average size. Then Matthews declared, “No one wants to hear about my pen!s” and you know what he is right.
So Stern moved on and asked if he was a power bottom and Matthews shocked us all by revealing that he is a top. But he told us the same way a teenage girl would tell her friends about the first time she touched a boys’ peepee.
When you think of Howard Stern, you think of the rude crude shock jock we have all gotten to know over the decades. Well yesterday he gave us a different impression of himself when he Tweeted a picture of him cuddling with a kitty cat on his couch. To make it even sweeter, he said “A man and his cat. Apple was a mess when we adopted her. Almost no fur and lots of allergies. Now look.” What a loving proud papa!
Now if someone told you that there is a picture of Howard Stern with a pussy on his lap, you would think he would have one the women on his show sitting on him without any clothes. So the fact that it was pussy cat and him looking so lovingly at her, I just had to share that sweet photo of him. I like this side of him better, don’t you agree?
Jenny McCarthy was Howard Stern’s radio show and she told him that she has started squirting since she has last been on his show. And the Shock Jock then actually asked “What is that?” Wait how can he not know what that is? Doesn’t he know everything about sex? I am so disappointed in him.
But back to Jenny, she also told him what positions she likes to be f*cked in and which ones she doesn’t.
And when she can’t get someone to do that, she will do it to herself up to 5 times a day.
Thankfully their chat was cut to this 1 minute montage of the best of their interview, because any more than that and stuff would’ve been squirting out of my mouth and wouldn’t be the same thing that is squirting out of her.
BTW if you are like Stern and don’t know what squirting is, watch this NSFW clip from Californication will explain it to you. And it will also ruin you for life!
Over the weekend a rumor started that NBC is looking to replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon when the current Tonight Show host’s contract expires in 2014. Well today the NY Post is reporting that and that Howard Stern is being groomed to replace Fallon on Late Night.
I think that Stern is a good choice because he has interviewing skills and he knows how to keep an audience entertained, but can he make the transition from radio to broadcast television. I say that because you know NBC will be put a leash on him and he won’t be able to do the stuff he is known for in the morning. So can a clean Stern be as good as a dirty one? He is a great guest on the late night talk shows, but that is only for two segments and him being the interviewee. Can he handle doing the show by himself in a restricted format? I don’t know. Muzzling someone like him doesn’t work, check the last few big awards shows.
Now when it comes to the timeslot, I think NBC would be smarter to give Stern The Tonight Show and keep Fallon where he is. Stern has a bigger following and can bring in a younger audience. But then again the advantage of him taking over late night is that he can be raunchier at 12:37a than he can at 11:35p.
Plus if given the earlier time, I am not sure Stern would want to compete head to head with his two friends Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman. He might feel more comfortable going up against Craig Ferguson. And if that were to be the case, I think The Late Late Show’s days would be numbered because CBS would be slaughtered by Stern.
I don’t know what to make of it all. It is an interesting choice. It has its positives and its negatives. It will be fun to see how it all plays out and if NBC will finally confirm the rumors that this is all happening which so far they have denied
And this could all be a waste of time because they can make the changes and then a few months later Leno could take back The Tonight Show. It’s not like he hasn’t done it before.
Jason Bateman was on Howard Stern’s radio show and he talked about his wild days. Yes the Arrested Development star actually was a Hollywood bad boy for a while, but not wild enough to ever get arrested.
Since it is Howard Stern’s show, ofcourse the shock jock asked him about his sex life from back in the day. It was then that he admitted he earned a silver spoon when he was 15 because that was the age when he lost his virginity. Then later on in the chat, Bateman admitted that he never had sex with more than one woman in a night but that doesn’t mean that there was only one woman in bed with him. Who would’ve thought?
The actor also talked about a lot of stuff like his career, how he is responsible for casting his good friend Melissa McCarthy in Identity Thief, why he did Teen Wolf 2, his sister, his good friends Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds, and so much more. But one story I love is when he talked about why he did Juno. He said at first he turned it down, but then when the actor who was casted quit the part he reconsidered it. He opted to do it to get away from his colicky daughter. His wife will probably not be happy when she hears that.
After sitting through his one hour interview, I have to say I love him even more. What a great cool guy!