Anderson Cooper is co-hosting Live with Kelly and Michael this week and his mother Gloria Vanderbilt was on the show.
Can we just talk about the fact that Miss Vanderbilt is 92 years old? 92 years old! She is still as witty and as beautiful as ever, how can she be 92 when she looks like someone so much younger. There are people in their 50’s who don’t even look as good as her.
Anyways, she wants to be a grandmother and she wants her son to give her some grandkids. Something Ripa thinks would be a really good idea. So much so, she offered him up her womb to bear his child.
They should do it. Not do it, do it, to make the baby, but go to someone who can mix his sperm with her egg. Imagine how beautiful their kid will be?
Anderson Cooper co-hosted Live with Kelly and Michael with Kelly Ripa today and the two of them got dummies in their image. I can’t get over how much they look like their counterparts. Not only do they look like them, but they also have the same plastic personalities. Ba da Bump.
Anderson Cooper Tweeted the above photo and said, “@kathygriffin just sent me this photo of her outfit for New Year’s Eve. She’s kidding, right? Please tell me she is” Please tell me she is too! Because her pale skin is even more blinding than the Times Square ball and that thing is made up of 32,256 Philips Luxeon Rebel LED lights. Plus, who wants to see her balls drop without a shirt and bra?
via TV Newser
Yesterday on Anderson Cooper’s show, he brought on a panel to discuss things that have happened in 2013. When he asked the panelists what was the biggest scandal of the year, Dan Savage said that it was Toronto Mayor Rob Ford because he likes “a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.” Which lead to Silver Fox sharing something about his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt, that none of us ever wanted to know. The CNN news anchor said, â€œMy mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated, and I use that term loosely. And she described one guy she was currently dating, my mom was 85 at the time, as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.” He then admitted he doesn’t know much about modern dance, to which one of the panelists added he also doesn’t know much about cunnilingus either. I blame his friendship with Kathy Griffin for this.
Now when it comes to his mom, who knew 85 year olds were still having oral sex? And who wanted to know that they still had oral sex?
This is CNN!
Wendy Williams was a guest on Anderson Live and she made him eat popcorn corn covered with hot sauce. Well once Anderson Cooper put it in his mouth, he made a face that not even a mother could love. Well she would love it if he was a 6 month old eating a lemon for the first time, but since he is 45 she ain’t gonna like it.
Kathy Griffin was a guest on Anderson Cooper’s talk show and the two of them played Truth and Dare. Anderson either had to hold a tarantula for :15 seconds or drink pickle juice, so he choose to take on the 8 legged bug. His face when he was holding the spider was so freaking priceless, that I just had to share it with you.
You know I am so evil that if I were the trainer, I would’ve left the tarantula in his hands for a little bit longer!
BTW I love that Anderson is not afraid to go into war zones or the eye of a category 5 hurricane, but he is terrified of a spider or drinking pickle juice. I would rather do the later, but that is me.
Anderson Cooper is very open about his personal life on Anderson Live, and today he talked about a closing problem he once had. When he was 8 years old, he went to the bathroom at a bookstore and accidentally zipped his bookmark in his pants. To make matters worse, he stuttered back then and his dad didn’t understand what he was saying.
Well if you don’t want pull an Anderson, his guest said to rub a candle on the zipper and it will prevent you from accidentally zipping up your pen!s. But then again as the silver fox pointed out that will lead people to think that white wax is something else. Which pain can you handle more, the physical pain of zipping up your candle or the emotional of pain of people thinking you just waxed your candle in the bathroom? Tough call for you boys!
BTW did you think she was going to do something different with the candle and the zipper when she took them out for a demonstration?
Anderson Cooper has learned about a lot of things on his talk show and now he’s been educated about a little thing called Flowbee. For some reason he missed out on one of the first big infomercial items and now he is getting to see the haircut on a vacuum cleaner in action. In fact he was even willing to try it out on himself, but it didn’t work out because his hair was too short for that setting. Once he was done he gave it to that co-host and she said she could use it to wax herself down there. After she grossed out the CNN host she tried to shave his chest with it. He was so scared that if he could’ve gotten out of his chair he would’ve. He’s probably going to have nightmares all night about the Flowbee trying to kill him or even scarier shaving off all of his hair.
BTW who knew that they still made Flowbess or that anyone actually used one.
Snooki was a guest on Anderson Cooper’s show yesterday and she brought out some of her breast milk in a glass for him to try. The host of Anderson Live will travel the world and risk his life to get the story, but he draws the line when it comes to drinking anything that comes out of a woman.