via Tom Bergeron
Gary Busey dressed up as Santa Claus for the Dancing with the Stars finale and Victor Espinoza sat on his lap. Here’s my Buseyism, LAP: Legs And Penis.
Back to the photo, the Triple Crown winner looks as comfortable as anyone would be if we were in the same position as him. Would you ride Santa Busey’s lap like Victor rides a horse or would you be willing to be on the naughty (and not that fun type of naughty) list and just say no?
BTW Is it wrong that I want this to be my Christmas Card?
Gary Busey‘s Halloween costume only consisted of a mask and it was a paper cut out of his face. Imagine having him knock on your door, say “Trick or Treat” and then reveal that the face behind the mask of Gary Busey is Gary Busey? That would haunt my nightmares for weeks. One of him enough, just imagine two of him; and the two of them are in close proximity like that. It would be twice the Buseyisms and madness. Actually, that would be a lot of fun.
Earlier this week, I said that Gary Busey dancing on Dancing with the Stars would be like if Frankenstein joined the show. Well, I guess someone at the ABC competition show read my post because they dressed him up like Frankenstein and had him do Silento’s moves. You know, so watch him whip and watch him Nae Nae, and then don’t tell me he didn’t move like Dr Frankenstein’s creature after the lightening struck him.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for Dancing with the Stars to begin on September 14th.
Dancing with the Stars has been announcing who will be joining the show next season and up until last on night, there was no one to really care about. Then yesterday, Gary Busey got on his horse and rode on over to Jimmy Kimmel Live to announce he will be dancing on the show this season.
I am sure he will be the first one to go because he is too heavy footed. In a way, and I mean this nicely, it’s like, if Frankenstein were on the show. He could surprise us, but it’s Gary Busey.
Does he have your vote?
Here is who else is competing and who they are dancing with:
Alek Skarlatos partnered with Lindsay Arnold
Alexa PenaVega partnered with Mark Ballas
Andy Grammer partnered with Allison Holker
Bindi Irwin partnered with Derek Hough
Carlos PenaVega partnered with Witney Carson
Chaka Khan partnered with Keo Motsepe
Gary Busey partnered with Anna Trebunskaya
Hayes Grier partnered with Emma Slater
Kim Zolciak Biermann partnered with Tony Dovolani
Nick Carter partnered with Sharna Burgess
Paula Deen partnered with Louis van Amstel
Tamar Braxton partnered with Valentin Chmerkovskiy
Victor Espinoza partnered with Karina Smirnoff
When it comes to who is going to win, I think it will be Victor Esponoza, the jockey who won the Triple Crown this year. I also think that Alexa Pena-Vega will come in second. But then again, I never get this stuff right, so Gary Busey will probably win the Mirror Ball Trophy! Which is fine with me. Until he is eliminated, make sure to light a candle for Anna Trebunskaya because she is going to need all the divine intervention she can get to get through this.
We have all seen Gary Busey‘s commercial for Amazon Fire TV and it is pretty fantastic. But it ain’t got nothing on the bloopers from it because they are pretty spectacular.
Forget The CW’s Whose Line Is It Anyways? and Fox’s Raid, if anyone needs an Improv show it’s Gary Busey. I can watch his one man act for hours on end. Here’s my Buseyism for it, it would be GREAT – Gary Reacts Erratically About Things!
When I saw that Gary Busey has a music video out for he song recorded with his son Jake, I was afraid to press play because who knows what the heck it would sound like. Well, I was pleasantly surprised because his song All These Years is actually really good and he sounds great singing it. I mean I liked it so much I am considering buying his upcoming album with Jake when it comes out.
I don’t know why it shocks me that he can sing because after all he did it in The Buddy Holly Story, but that was a long time ago and we know a much different man now. A much, much, much different man now.
I still love the crazy Gary Busey, but I also love the singer Gary Busey.
What do you think of the first single off the upcoming album?