Last week the world was mesmerized when Jean-Claude Van Damme did one of his epic splits between two moving Volvo trucks. Well Channing Tatum tried the same stunt on the two food carts of the set of 22 Jump Street. The outcome was not the same. It is a good thing the former stripper has a kid because I don’t think he will be having another one.
I guess the moral to this parody is that Volvo needs to put a disclaimer on their ad, so no one else does a Tatum. RIP his two attached balls. Which I guess makes his Magic Mike a little less magical.
White House Down is out in theaters today and yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live they debuted the trailer for the sequel starring Channing Tatum. Waffle House Down looks like an instant classic because it is about time someone chopped IHOP down to size. Well that and the whole concept is so freakin’ ludicrous.
BTW as someone who lived between two Waffle Houses in Atlanta (because they are like Starbucks there), I have to wonder if anyone who works on the ABC late night show has ever been to one? I mean no WH looks like the one in this bit and they are known for their hash browns. Could you imagine how much funnier it would’ve been if they were slinging hash browns at each other instead of waffles. Although I might be taking this bit a little too seriously because it got me craving some smothered, covered, diced, peppered, country topped hashbrowns. That’s the good sh!t!!!
The theatrical trailer is out for White House Down and I will probably go see it at my $3 theater. It looks the type of movie that you need to see on the big screen, but not worth paying full price for. Lots of special effects, but no story to keep you interested between the explosions.
Will you be running to see it on June 28th or will you wait until it is on TV for the umpteenth time?
The first trailer is out for White House Down. Even though I really like Roland Emmerich’s disaster films like Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow and 2012, I have no temptation to see the film when it comes out on June 28th. While I will be waiting to see this movie on cable, I am sure there will be millions of people who will be voting to see this movie in the theaters.
Yesterday after the Oscars Jimmy Kimmel Live had Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum on the show. The two actors are co-starring in an upcoming movie and Foxx has written a song for Magic Mike called Channing Your Tatum. At first the former stripper was upset with the tune, but then he really embraced it. So much so he started humping the piano, the ABC late night host and the audience like a horny dog. So I guess that is what Channing Your Tatum means!
Channing Tatum was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Sticky Balls. Basically the two men wear Velcro suits and throw little balls at each other. The person with more balls on his suit at the end of the game is the loser. You don’t want to watch this video to see who won, you want to check it out because Magic Mike was using his stripper moves to avoid getting balled over and they were magical!
BTW ever since Tatum shaved his head for some reason I think he looks like a huge pen!s. Wearing that yellow suit made matters worse for me. Now I know he looks like one!
People announced today that Channing Tatum is their Sexiest Man Alive this year and his 21 Jump Street co-star gives the choice his wet seal of his approval. Jonah Hill Tweeted the above picture and said ‘@channingtatum you’ve always been the sexiest man alive to me! (Congrats pal!)” By looking at the photo we can see he means it. So much so I wonder what it will be like when film the sequel to the shockingly enjoyable movie. Hill will probably be like he is on HFS when Magic Mike walks into the room.
Now when it come to People’s decision, I get it because both 21 Jump Street and Magic Mike exceeded what they were supposed to do at the Box Office. Does that mean I agree? Nope. While I really like the buddy cop movie, Magic Mike was the worst film I saw this year in the theaters. And even though he had great moves, whenever there was a strip dancing scene in the movie my eyes always went to Matt Bomer. And my friend that I was with felt the same way. When it comes to who else could’ve held the title this year, I am honestly at a lost. So I guess People did OK with their choice. What do you think of their Sexiest Man Alive?
Channing Tatum was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman asked him about the first time he stripped. So the man behind Magic Mike told him that first time he took off his clothes for money his sister was there watching him do it with her friends. But the yuck factor didn’t stop there, his first costume was as a boy scout and he sang Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh as he stripped. So ewwww. I hope that song and dance routine is not in the chick flick with lots of d!ck because that is a major buzz kill, as in the vibrator will be off for a few seconds during that scene.
But if you want to get your friend to buzz again, watch this recut of the Magic Mike trailer that only shows the stripping scenes!!!