Channing Tatum is afraid of Porcelain Dolls! Channing Tatum is afraid of Porcelain Dolls! Channing Tatum is afraid of Porcelain Dolls!
Now that we are done saying that aloud, let’s get serious. Channing Tatum is afraid of Porcelain Dolls!
Alright, alright alright, I’ll stop. The actor is on Ellen‘s show today and DeGenres asked him what scares him. He told her singing, but that wasn’t good enough for her. She asked him again and he admitted that he has a fear of Porcelain Dolls. She already knew that, so she had two dolls waiting to scare him. Magic Mike’s reaction to the creepy (he’s right) dolls is so magical you just have to see it.
So did she strip him of his fear or did she give him nightmares? Nightmares, lots and lots of nightmares.
One more time, Channing Tatum is afraid of Porcelain Dolls!
While most guys have a secret handshake, Channing Tatum has a secret graze. He doesn’t go to shake your hand or give you a high five, he gives his fellow males a hand job. He says hello to them by grazing their d!cks. What does that mean? Watch his music video above to find out because words can’t describe it.
Want to see more of Channing Tatum do things like this, then run out and see 22 Jump Street before its out of theaters and available on home video November 18th.
via The Back Row
Before Channing Tatum was shaking his booty in Magic Mike, he was doing it for Ricky Martin in She Bangs. He looks the same now as he did when he was 20 in that 2000 video.
BTW if you blink at 2:59 or 3:05 you will miss him, so you have to hit pause at just the right frame. Which is easier than getting the song out of your head after you hear it.
Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill were on Conan yesterday and it was revealed that Magic Mike likes to torture his 22 Jump Street co-star. How? By squeezing the area just above your knee. Hill has begged him to stop, he has cried and yet none of that works. What’s even worse for him, if you do the same to Tatum nothing happens.
Seeing the two of then interact on the TBS late night show like that, shows why their movies do so well. It’s all about the chemistry!
Tonight on Conan O’Brien’s TBS late night show, Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill revealed a bet they had over the total box office numbers for the opening weekend of their movie 21 Jump Street. Hill thought the movie was going to make $30 million, while Magic Mike thought it would bring in $35 million. So if the film made the higher amount, then Jonah said he would kiss the tip of Channing’s Tatum…over the boxers.
Well the film made exactly $35 million, and Hill has yet to pay off his bet. Something Tatum said he was willing to go double down on with the release of the 2nd movie in the franchise that comes out this Friday. So make sure to go see 22 Jump Street this weekend so that we can give the flick bigger numbers than the original. Maybe if we do, Jonah will make the father of one a very happy man with two kisses over the boxers! Or maybe just one kiss with no boxers. A girl can dream.
The second red band trailer is out for 22 Jump Street and Channing Tatum was caught red handed grabbing Jonah Hill’s grenade aka his penis! If that isn’t enough to get you to see the sequel on June 13th, then I don’t know what will. Well besides the fact that the first one was better than anyone thought it would be, so the second one should be just as good.
The first trailer is out for 22 Jump Street and I hope the sequel is just as good as the first one. I protested 21 Jump Street until I saw the movie and I was surprised that it was actually funny. Hopefully Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are having as much fun with this flick and not giving into the hype that the original one got. That would be enough to ruin this summer movie. Although looking at the trailer, it looks like it might be even better because alcohol and college should be a good mix for this duo.
Last week the world was mesmerized when Jean-Claude Van Damme did one of his epic splits between two moving Volvo trucks. Well Channing Tatum tried the same stunt on the two food carts of the set of 22 Jump Street. The outcome was not the same. It is a good thing the former stripper has a kid because I don’t think he will be having another one.
I guess the moral to this parody is that Volvo needs to put a disclaimer on their ad, so no one else does a Tatum. RIP his two attached balls. Which I guess makes his Magic Mike a little less magical.
White House Down is out in theaters today and yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live they debuted the trailer for the sequel starring Channing Tatum. Waffle House Down looks like an instant classic because it is about time someone chopped IHOP down to size. Well that and the whole concept is so freakin’ ludicrous.
BTW as someone who lived between two Waffle Houses in Atlanta (because they are like Starbucks there), I have to wonder if anyone who works on the ABC late night show has ever been to one? I mean no WH looks like the one in this bit and they are known for their hash browns. Could you imagine how much funnier it would’ve been if they were slinging hash browns at each other instead of waffles. Although I might be taking this bit a little too seriously because it got me craving some smothered, covered, diced, peppered, country topped hashbrowns. That’s the good sh!t!!!
The theatrical trailer is out for White House Down and I will probably go see it at my $3 theater. It looks the type of movie that you need to see on the big screen, but not worth paying full price for. Lots of special effects, but no story to keep you interested between the explosions.
Will you be running to see it on June 28th or will you wait until it is on TV for the umpteenth time?