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Channing Tatum is a creepy looking Winnie the Pooh
October 19th, 2015 under Channing Tatum. [ Comments: 6 ]

Channing Tatum might be able to play sexy in Magic Mike, but he definitely can’t pass for cute as Winnie the Pooh. He dressed up the beloved character to win over his 2 year old’s friends, but instead he says, “Pretty sure I terrified all the children at our daughter’s Halloween carnival today.”
Looking at him, I am sure he scared their parents too. He looks like the type of guy who would be registered as a Sex Offender in that costume, especially with his hands in the pockets like that.
Do you think he looks cute or perverted as Winnie the Pooh?


Caption Channing Tatum!
August 20th, 2015 under Caption the Celeb, Channing Tatum. [ Comments: 1 ]

Channing Tatum shared a photo of himself looking like a Russian Spy, but he wouldn’t say why. So you tell me the reason, da!


What if Magic Mike was a ’70s XXX film?
July 1st, 2015 under Channing Tatum. [ Comments: none ]

Vulture had some fun with Magic Mike and they remixed the trailer as though it was one of the ’70s pornographic films that you could only see in the dirtiest of theaters. The ones with red seats that are now black because of stuff you do not want to know about.
The scariest part about this, is that now that I think about it, the first movie really was one of those horrible ’70s exploitative films. The acting in it is of the same caliber, don’t you agree?
Finally, Matt Boomer really should change his name to Boom Boom Bomer because I know he makes me go Boom Boom Bomer!


What if kids wrote Magic Mike?
June 24th, 2015 under Channing Tatum, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon asked Channing Tatum to do some scenes with him from Magic Mike. Not the scenes that you and I know, but ones that were written by elementary school students who only knew the title of the movie. Let’s just say except for the first one, they are very much different than the one that we know. If you think of the first reimagining of MM as sexual innuendos, then it is a lot like the first movie.
You want to know what the scariest thing about it all? All three of them were written better than movie. There I said it, I hated Magic Mike. I can’t believe people liked it. Not enough stripping and too much of that love story that no one was rooting for.


Adam Rodriguez’s grandmother took her friends to see Magic Mike!
June 15th, 2015 under Channing Tatum, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

The cast of Magic Mike XXL were on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked them whose family member will be most traumatized by seeing this movie. Adam Rodriguez was the first to answer the question and he said he was concerned about his grandmother. Then he explained why, “She took a group of her friends at the senior housing that she lives in, when the first one came out.” Adding, “My proud grandmother walks in with 15 or so of her closest 85 year old friends. She is going to see her grandson in a big movie.” As soon as the movie ended, she called him to say, “Little baby why did you that to me? I was so embarrassed. I took all my friends to see this, you’re shaking your a$$.”
When he was done telling the story, he declared, “It’s not your grandmama’s movie.” The cast quickly disagreed with that statement. In fact, Kevin Nash found the positive effect if they go, when he said, “It knocks the blockage out.”
So if your grandmother needs to get that blockage out, then take her to see Magic Mike XXL. Heck, make grandma really happy and take her to see it and then to take her to a male strip club to see the real thing. You can put all of those singles she has been sending in your birthday card for years to good use! Let granny go crazy!


Channing Tatum is balding!
June 2nd, 2015 under Channing Tatum, Pranks. [ Comments: 1 ]

Channing Tatum decided to have some fun with the fans of his movie Magic Mike XXL and I don’t think any of them minded being pranked by him. The former stripper was made up to look like a middle aged, balding marketing exec, so that he could ask the unsuspecting people what they thought of the original movie before they saw the new one in 3D. During the whole time he was talking to them, none of them had any idea who he was.
When he was done surveying them, it was time to show the movie in 3D. But it wasn’t your normal type of 3D, they had actual strippers dancing for the audience. Then it was time to reveal who he was really was and they were thrilled to see him. Personally, I would’ve preferred Matt Bomer, but Tatum is a nice consolation prize.
BTW I wonder if after his wife, Jenna Dewan, saw what he will look in 20 years, she was thinking there is a clock ticking on their marriage?


I suddenly have the urge to do laundry and drink a 12-pack!
May 21st, 2015 under Channing Tatum. [ Comments: 1 ]

Magic Mike XXL has a new poster out and it is pure magic. Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez are all wearing tight jeans without any shirts and it makes me really want to see this movie on July 6th. Who doesn’t?
BTW the poster really makes me wish that the 3rd one is done in 3D! It would almost be like being at strip club for real. I miss my good old days in Miami!


Looks like there will be more stripping in Magic Mike XXL
May 6th, 2015 under Channing Tatum. [ Comments: 1 ]

The second trailer is out for Magic Mike XXL and this one comes with more skin. I don’t know about you, but I was so disappointed in the first movie because it was filled with much more lame story than exciting stripping. I paid $1.50 to see it and I wanted my money back.
This one looks like they will have the men take off their clothes a lot more, so maybe I won’t be wanting my singles back. But I will let you go see it on July 1st first, and then report back to me if it is worth a whole $1.50!


Matt Bomer without his white collar because he’s shirtless!
April 21st, 2015 under Channing Tatum. [ Comments: 1 ]

I have to admit I was very disappointed with Magic Mike, so I really have no temptation to see Magic Mike XXL. That was until Matt Bomer shared this poster from the movie. Along with the topless photo showing off his perfect abs, he said, “I hope to see you on the dance floor July 1st!” I’ll be there, I will so be there! Will you be too?


Magic Mike XXL or Flashdance 2?
February 4th, 2015 under Channing Tatum. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Magic Mike XXL and it looks more like it should be the sequels for Flashdance and Footloose (the original one, not that unwatchable remake that stars the overrated Juliane Hough).
Will I go to see it on July 1st? Hell no. I will wait until other people see it and tell me is all about strippers and not some dude trying to make it with a woman who doesn’t want him.
Seriously, how boring was Magic Mike? I went to see it because I was looking forward to the stripping scenes. Instead it was a boring Independent love story that is better suited for Cinemax on a Saturday afternoon when you are sick in bed and nothing else is on.
So I say fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.


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