Jenna Dewan posed in a bubble bath for Women’s Health and she never looked hotter. You can work out your body as hard as you want, but if you don’t relax your mind and muscles it ain’t doing crap. As you can see Mrs Channing Tatum definitely knows how to do the latter. Plus, she looks amazing doing so.
Jenna Dewan shared a photo of herself with her face looking like a pin cushion, so is she auditioning to be Pinhead in an eventual Hellraiser remake? Nope, she is using acupuncture to balance her hormones, prevent headaches, the calming effect and to get a little facelift all while remaining Zen. Although it looks like it is the furthest thing from being Zen.
Why does acupuncture look like Hell on Earth, but feels more like Heaven?
Jenna Dewan was on The Late Late Show yesterday and James Corden asked her about being a backup dancer for Janet Jackson. Then she revealed that not only was it amazing to dance for Miss Jackson, it was fun to hang out when the concerts were over. Mrs Channing Tatum said, “She loves to go out in every single city and we would have so much fun. She would be like, let’s go out.” Then she added, “We would always end up going to strip clubs. Which is weird, I know, interesting. But what would happen…what was so funny, we would walk in and the strippers would fan girl over Janet.”
Can you imagine going to a strip club with Janet? Better yet, can you imagine being a stripper and seeing her walk in? What a trip. Now I want to go to tripping with her, don’t you?
From strippers to little kids, here are Corden and Dewan getting dance lessons from toddlers!
Channing Tatum is going head to head against his wife, Jenna Dewan, on this Thursday’s Lip Sync Battle on Spike TV, and he plans on freezing her out of the win. He will do this by dressing up as Elsa from Frozen and singing Let It Go.
Not only is this brilliant way to win, it is also a genius plan to make sure his daughter Everly doesn’t get addicted to Frozen like so many other girls of her generation. I would have nightmares if I saw my dad do this and then watched the Disney movie. And I have seen my dad in drag a few times in my life, but that is a whole other story!
And talking about drag and Frozen, here is the Tastee Freez performing the tune in her own special way during Best Drag in Show 2014. Magic Mike ain’t got nothing on Miss Alaska!
Before Channing Tatum was People’s Sexiest Man Alive, he was a runway model for Armani. How sexy was the 22 year old walking the runway back in 2002?
If that is not enough for you, here he is doing it again a year later!
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they had the cast of The Hateful Eight on the ABC late night show, but Channing Tatum was not able to be there. Not wanting to be left out, he filmed a segment as a substitute. That bit was him saying eight hateful things to a purrfectly cute kitten. The sweet little guy took it until he couldn’t take it anymore, then he showed Magic Mike who is the one with real magic. It was hissterical.
My cat was so pissed off by this, she pissed on my 21 Jump Street DVD. Who pees in a box now?
Channing Tatum might be able to play sexy in Magic Mike, but he definitely can’t pass for cute as Winnie the Pooh. He dressed up the beloved character to win over his 2 year old’s friends, but instead he says, “Pretty sure I terrified all the children at our daughter’s Halloween carnival today.”
Looking at him, I am sure he scared their parents too. He looks like the type of guy who would be registered as a Sex Offender in that costume, especially with his hands in the pockets like that.
Do you think he looks cute or perverted as Winnie the Pooh?
Vulture had some fun with Magic Mike and they remixed the trailer as though it was one of the ’70s pornographic films that you could only see in the dirtiest of theaters. The ones with red seats that are now black because of stuff you do not want to know about.
The scariest part about this, is that now that I think about it, the first movie really was one of those horrible ’70s exploitative films. The acting in it is of the same caliber, don’t you agree?
Finally, Matt Boomer really should change his name to Boom Boom Bomer because I know he makes me go Boom Boom Bomer!
Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon asked Channing Tatum to do some scenes with him from Magic Mike. Not the scenes that you and I know, but ones that were written by elementary school students who only knew the title of the movie. Let’s just say except for the first one, they are very much different than the one that we know. If you think of the first reimagining of MM as sexual innuendos, then it is a lot like the first movie.
You want to know what the scariest thing about it all? All three of them were written better than movie. There I said it, I hated Magic Mike. I can’t believe people liked it. Not enough stripping and too much of that love story that no one was rooting for.