Channing Tatum is going head to head against his wife, Jenna Dewan, on this Thursday’s Lip Sync Battle on Spike TV, and he plans on freezing her out of the win. He will do this by dressing up as Elsa from Frozen and singing Let It Go.
Not only is this brilliant way to win, it is also a genius plan to make sure his daughter Everly doesn’t get addicted to Frozen like so many other girls of her generation. I would have nightmares if I saw my dad do this and then watched the Disney movie. And I have seen my dad in drag a few times in my life, but that is a whole other story!
And talking about drag and Frozen, here is the Tastee Freez performing the tune in her own special way during Best Drag in Show 2014. Magic Mike ain’t got nothing on Miss Alaska!
Before Channing Tatum was People’s Sexiest Man Alive, he was a runway model for Armani. How sexy was the 22 year old walking the runway back in 2002?
If that is not enough for you, here he is doing it again a year later!
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, they had the cast of The Hateful Eight on the ABC late night show, but Channing Tatum was not able to be there. Not wanting to be left out, he filmed a segment as a substitute. That bit was him saying eight hateful things to a purrfectly cute kitten. The sweet little guy took it until he couldn’t take it anymore, then he showed Magic Mike who is the one with real magic. It was hissterical.
My cat was so pissed off by this, she pissed on my 21 Jump Street DVD. Who pees in a box now?
Channing Tatum might be able to play sexy in Magic Mike, but he definitely can’t pass for cute as Winnie the Pooh. He dressed up the beloved character to win over his 2 year old’s friends, but instead he says, “Pretty sure I terrified all the children at our daughter’s Halloween carnival today.”
Looking at him, I am sure he scared their parents too. He looks like the type of guy who would be registered as a Sex Offender in that costume, especially with his hands in the pockets like that.
Do you think he looks cute or perverted as Winnie the Pooh?
Vulture had some fun with Magic Mike and they remixed the trailer as though it was one of the ’70s pornographic films that you could only see in the dirtiest of theaters. The ones with red seats that are now black because of stuff you do not want to know about.
The scariest part about this, is that now that I think about it, the first movie really was one of those horrible ’70s exploitative films. The acting in it is of the same caliber, don’t you agree?
Finally, Matt Boomer really should change his name to Boom Boom Bomer because I know he makes me go Boom Boom Bomer!
Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon asked Channing Tatum to do some scenes with him from Magic Mike. Not the scenes that you and I know, but ones that were written by elementary school students who only knew the title of the movie. Let’s just say except for the first one, they are very much different than the one that we know. If you think of the first reimagining of MM as sexual innuendos, then it is a lot like the first movie.
You want to know what the scariest thing about it all? All three of them were written better than movie. There I said it, I hated Magic Mike. I can’t believe people liked it. Not enough stripping and too much of that love story that no one was rooting for.
The cast of Magic Mike XXL were on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked them whose family member will be most traumatized by seeing this movie. Adam Rodriguez was the first to answer the question and he said he was concerned about his grandmother. Then he explained why, “She took a group of her friends at the senior housing that she lives in, when the first one came out.” Adding, “My proud grandmother walks in with 15 or so of her closest 85 year old friends. She is going to see her grandson in a big movie.” As soon as the movie ended, she called him to say, “Little baby why did you that to me? I was so embarrassed. I took all my friends to see this, you’re shaking your a$$.”
When he was done telling the story, he declared, “It’s not your grandmama’s movie.” The cast quickly disagreed with that statement. In fact, Kevin Nash found the positive effect if they go, when he said, “It knocks the blockage out.”
So if your grandmother needs to get that blockage out, then take her to see Magic Mike XXL. Heck, make grandma really happy and take her to see it and then to take her to a male strip club to see the real thing. You can put all of those singles she has been sending in your birthday card for years to good use! Let granny go crazy!
Channing Tatum decided to have some fun with the fans of his movie Magic Mike XXL and I don’t think any of them minded being pranked by him. The former stripper was made up to look like a middle aged, balding marketing exec, so that he could ask the unsuspecting people what they thought of the original movie before they saw the new one in 3D. During the whole time he was talking to them, none of them had any idea who he was.
When he was done surveying them, it was time to show the movie in 3D. But it wasn’t your normal type of 3D, they had actual strippers dancing for the audience. Then it was time to reveal who he was really was and they were thrilled to see him. Personally, I would’ve preferred Matt Bomer, but Tatum is a nice consolation prize.
BTW I wonder if after his wife, Jenna Dewan, saw what he will look in 20 years, she was thinking there is a clock ticking on their marriage?
Magic Mike XXL has a new poster out and it is pure magic. Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez are all wearing tight jeans without any shirts and it makes me really want to see this movie on July 6th. Who doesn’t?
BTW the poster really makes me wish that the 3rd one is done in 3D! It would almost be like being at strip club for real. I miss my good old days in Miami!