The Royals are back tonight at 10p on E! and it is better than ever.
The season premiere picks up two weeks after the second season finale. Prince Liam is still dealing with the after effects of finding out that Ted Pryce killed his father King Simon, and having the fans be judge and jury on him. He is coping with it by joining a fight club and fighting people. One night/morning after a fight, he goes to a bar with the bartender has a past with him and his brother.
On that note, his brother Robert is alone on an island debating whether or not to be rescued. As we know Robert is alive, but when will he be reunited with his family? That we don’t know.
Then there is Princess Elanor (Alexandra Park), her and Jasper (Tom Austen) are still playing cat and mouse with their relationship. Will they finally make a go for it?
Meanwhile, she makes a new friend, the head of security’s little girl. It is a unique friendship, but it works for both of them.
What about Queen Helena? There is a movement for King Liam to become a real thing. She wants this to happen, now, so she is trying to get a DNA sample from King Cyrus and he doesn’t want to give it up. The man, who is dying from cancer, has locked himself in his room, and won’t come out. He eventually comes out and does an on-camera interview that tarnishes their names. Making Helena even more determined to get that DNA test to prove her twins are the late King Simon’s kids.
Talking about kids, she hasn’t practiced making any in a long time. Rachel (Victoria Ekanoye) offers to get her man, but a mix up leads to a very awkward moment.
And all of this leads up to results from the DNA test. Are the twins the rightful heirs to the throne? You will just have to watch this soapy Royal drama that makes wish more monarchies were as interesting as this one.
First E! gave us Keeping Up with the Kardashians, then they gave us the spinoffs Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloé & Lamar, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons and I Am Cait. If that wasn’t enough, now Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are getting their own show.
When is E! going to realize, the Kardashians as a whole do well, separately they fail. So stopping giving them shows. While they are at, please cancel Keeping Up with the Kardadshians too.
Signed The Average American.
For over a decade Giuliana Rancic has hosted E! News and come on August 10th that will no longer be the case. She is exiting the show, but not the network. Even though we won’t see her on a daily basis, she will still be part of Awards season with Live on the Red Carpet and Fashion Emergency.
All I have to say it is about time and a really good start. I for one won’t miss her. Will you?
When it comes to her replacement, they haven’t announced that person yet. I am hoping they give it to Zendaya. How smoking would that be?
Botched is back on E! tonight at 9p for its second season and they are helping to fix what other plastic surgeons and people who claimed that they were wronged.
VH1 reality star New York is on tonight and she wants to fix her oversized sagging fake boobs and her leaky nose. When Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif are done with her, Flavor Flav will want to make time for her.
The next case is a woman who suffered such severe burns on her chin, that she needed a new one. The doctor who gave her the new one made it too big and her face became boxed shape. The doctors have to work their magic to make her face round again. Will they be able to do it?
Then the last case, is a really tough one. A post-op woman comes in after some scary plastic surgery and asks the doctors to help her. The fly by night person she went to, inserted cement into her face and now it is deformed. Her boobs are so huge, her nipples can’t even be seen because so much skin is over them. It is such a tough case, the doctors don’t know if they can operate on her. Will they be able to make her botched work disappear? You don’t want to miss what happens next.
Actually you don’t want to miss Botched because this show is about so much more than botched plastic surgeries. It’s about bringing the beauty out of all of us. A beauty that shines through with both doctors. They don’t see the botched surgeries, instead they see the beautiful person under it and how they can make them feel comfortable in their own skin again.
BTW did I mention that next week they are working on a Baywatch Babe? Think you know who?
Fashion Police has had a tumultuous month since the Oscars, and today E! announced that they are putting the show on hold until September.
Guiliana Rancic told a stupid joke that enraged Kelly Osbourne so much so that she claims it made her decide to quit the show. A few weeks later, Kathy Griffin followed Osbourne out the door. After Griffin’s departure E! said the show would be back later this month, but now they are backtracking on that decision.
Here is their statement about the new air date:
E!â€™s comedy series â€œFashion Policeâ€ is going on hiatus and will return in September. We look forward to taking this opportunity to refresh the show before the next awards season. Our talented co-hosts Giuliana Rancic and Brad Goreski, along with Executive Producer Melissa Rivers, will continue their roles as we evolve the show into its next chapter for the legions of â€œFashion Policeâ€ fans around the world.
I think they do need to rework the show completely. It doesn’t need to be comedic fashion bashing show as it has been, instead it could be an honest look at celebrity fashion. It can be light and fun, and not be as hateful as it has been. I still wouldn’t watch, but maybe others would. Would you?