Botched debuts on E! tonight at 9p and you don’t want to miss this show that will change your perspective on plastic surgery.
Plastic surgery is more and more common these days, and we always seem to focus on the ones that have worked out. Well not all of them do, and Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif are here to fix other people’s mistakes. On tonight’s season premiere, they help two women who desperately need them. One woman had such a bad boob job that her breasts are actually touching. It isn’t only that she has a uniboob, but they are causing her so much pain that she can’t even pick up her own child. So the doctors take a look at their options and tell her that she needs to go smaller than what she currently is and she is not OK with that. Will they be able to convince her to get the right size implants? And how will she look after they are done?
Then there is another woman, who was in a bad a car accident when she was younger and her nose was badly damaged in it. As bad as the initial accident was to it, it is not as awful what the previous plastic surgeons have done to her nose. Now the doctors have to fix it, but there is a chance the surgery will not work. Will they be able to give her a nose like you and me or we will she be stuck with the nose she has.
Then next week, they work on Janice Dickinson’s boobs and she drives them crazy. You just have to see what she puts them through. Let’s just say she does something that no other patient has ever done before her and hopefully none will do after her.
What makes Botched so interesting is you get too see them change people’s lives. You see them make something that was meant to be beautiful, but turned out ugly; finally become the beautiful thing that it was meant to be. It isn’t only what we get to see on the outside that effects these patients, but it is also how it effects them on the inside. Several of these patients suffer pain and/or breathing issues from their botched jobs and the doctors help them alleviate that and get them back to being normal again. It is for those reasons that this show is so touching and emotional, and a must watch.
We all know that E!’s red carpet coverage is always a red hot mess and yesterday they made a big mess with some information they put up in a graphic. They had a Fun Fact chyron that read, “Michael J. Fox was diagnosis with Parkinson’s Disease in 1991.” That is a fact, yes. But it is far from being a fun fact and people were pissed by their mistake. Including me.
Viewers were so upset that E! issued this statement, “We regret the insensitive classification of Michael J Fox’s Parkinson’s diagnosis during our Eonline live stream. We understand the serious nature of the disease and sincerely apologize.” Too little, too late.
If they want to make amends, then they can cancel Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Then maybe I will start to forgive them.
Chelsea Handler went skiing during her break from the show and got a break she wasn’t expecting, The Chelsea Lately host broke her leg. She didn’t say how she did it, but I am sure there is a good story behind it and I bet you a penny some Vodka was involved. How do you think she did it?
BTW I love how she found a way to show off her a$$ as she showed off her cast.
UPDATE: Chelsea Handler Tweeted this update about her leg, she said “I didn’t “break” my leg. I only tore a muscle.” Wonder if that muscle was the gluteus maximus?
Everyone is wondering who will get the first interview with Lindsay Lohan when she gets out rehab and now we know at least one of her first, if not first, appearances. She will be taking over as the host for Chelsea Lately on August 5th at 11p on E!.
I wonder if Chelsea Handler bribed her with Vodka to get her to do the job? Too soon?
BTW how did Oprah Winfrey let this happen? I thought Oprah bought her soul?
The Jonas family is getting a little bigger because Kevin and Dani Jonas are expecting their first child together after 3 and a half years of marriage.
The oldest Jonas brother confirmed the news to E!, the network that airs their reality show Married to Jonas. No word when Baby Jonas is due, something I am sure we will have to wait until the third season of their show to find out. Which I assume the little addition just guaranteed for the happy couple.
Maggie Gyllenhaal was on Chelsea Lately yesterday and she was talking about breastfeeding her daughter on the set of White House Down. When they were filming and it was time to feed her kid, she would ask the AD if she could go ahead and do so. Sometimes he would be willing, but other times he wouldn’t be. So when it was one of those times, she would get his attention by squeezing her boob twice. Once he saw that, he let her do what she needed to do.
So I think by sharing this story, she has inadvertently come up with the new international sign for breastfeeding!
Melissa Joan Hart was on Chelsea Lately yesterday and she told Ross Matthews about one of the stories in her book Melissa Tells All. Back when she was 19 and Ryan Reynolds was 17, they did a movie together called Sabrina the Teenage Witch. When they were done filming, he bought her a little present. When she opened the box, it was a Bulova watch. Since he already left the room, she ran after him to thank him. And she thanked him by making out with him.
I have been looking for a reason to dump him off of my To Do list and that was it. I could handle the bad movies, I tolerated his marriages; but that was the final nail in his coffin to my heart. That bubble butt could only carry him so far and this was it.
In case you forgot what the two of them were like in that movie, here is a scene from it.
Joan Rivers Tweeted the above photo and at first I thought she was spending too much time with her boy dogs. And then I remembered what Uncle Sam says and I am sure that is not what he meant when he said “I Want You”. But then again I can see why she is so attracted to him because she finally met a man that is as made of as much plastic as she is.
BTW I am surprised she isn’t grabbing his crotch because that is what I would expect her to do!
Pink and Chelsea Handler Tweeted pictures of themselves in hospital yesterday and I want to know who looks better in the mandatory attire for the place? I think the singer wins the beauty competition hands down.
So why were the two blonds in the hospital yesterday? Pink Tweeted this along with the picture, “Maybe it’s cause my mom was an ER nurse all my life- but throw me in a gown and a hook me up to an IV- and I’m a happy girl. Stomach flu sucks but morphine doesn’t.” Then a few hours later she updated us on her condition by saying, “Thanks for all the get well wishes. And no-they don’t give morphine for flu. I might have ulcers again. Because I care too much. It’s a gift” And we care too much about her, so hopefully she will be better soon.
Now when it comes to the talk show host, she was in there for knee surgery. I guess if you spend as much time one them as she does then you are going to have to eventually get surgery on them. Sorry she made it too easy for me.
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Kelly Osbourne was seen feeling up Joan Rivers at the E! Upfronts and I wonder if the Fashion Police hosts have something to tell us? I don’t want to know, especially since Kelly looks as old as Joan with that purple hairdo. I know the new aunt likes it, but I think it aged her like 50 years.