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E! hates us. They really really hate us.
June 1st, 2016 under E!, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

First E! gave us Keeping Up with the Kardashians, then they gave us the spinoffs Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloé & Lamar, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons and I Am Cait. If that wasn’t enough, now Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are getting their own show.
When is E! going to realize, the Kardashians as a whole do well, separately they fail. So stopping giving them shows. While they are at, please cancel Keeping Up with the Kardadshians too.
Signed The Average American.


Giuliana Rancic kisses E! News goodbye
July 8th, 2015 under E!. [ Comments: none ]

For over a decade Giuliana Rancic has hosted E! News and come on August 10th that will no longer be the case. She is exiting the show, but not the network. Even though we won’t see her on a daily basis, she will still be part of Awards season with Live on the Red Carpet and Fashion Emergency.
All I have to say it is about time and a really good start. I for one won’t miss her. Will you?
When it comes to her replacement, they haven’t announced that person yet. I am hoping they give it to Zendaya. How smoking would that be?


Botched is back and they make people look better than ever!
April 14th, 2015 under E!. [ Comments: none ]

Botched is back on E! tonight at 9p for its second season and they are helping to fix what other plastic surgeons and people who claimed that they were wronged.
VH1 reality star New York is on tonight and she wants to fix her oversized sagging fake boobs and her leaky nose. When Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif are done with her, Flavor Flav will want to make time for her.
The next case is a woman who suffered such severe burns on her chin, that she needed a new one. The doctor who gave her the new one made it too big and her face became boxed shape. The doctors have to work their magic to make her face round again. Will they be able to do it?
Then the last case, is a really tough one. A post-op woman comes in after some scary plastic surgery and asks the doctors to help her. The fly by night person she went to, inserted cement into her face and now it is deformed. Her boobs are so huge, her nipples can’t even be seen because so much skin is over them. It is such a tough case, the doctors don’t know if they can operate on her. Will they be able to make her botched work disappear? You don’t want to miss what happens next.
Actually you don’t want to miss Botched because this show is about so much more than botched plastic surgeries. It’s about bringing the beauty out of all of us. A beauty that shines through with both doctors. They don’t see the botched surgeries, instead they see the beautiful person under it and how they can make them feel comfortable in their own skin again.
BTW did I mention that next week they are working on a Baywatch Babe? Think you know who?


E! puts Fashion Police in a holding cell
March 17th, 2015 under E!. [ Comments: 1 ]

Fashion Police has had a tumultuous month since the Oscars, and today E! announced that they are putting the show on hold until September.
Guiliana Rancic told a stupid joke that enraged Kelly Osbourne so much so that she claims it made her decide to quit the show. A few weeks later, Kathy Griffin followed Osbourne out the door. After Griffin’s departure E! said the show would be back later this month, but now they are backtracking on that decision.
Here is their statement about the new air date:

E!’s comedy series “Fashion Police” is going on hiatus and will return in September. We look forward to taking this opportunity to refresh the show before the next awards season. Our talented co-hosts Giuliana Rancic and Brad Goreski, along with Executive Producer Melissa Rivers, will continue their roles as we evolve the show into its next chapter for the legions of “Fashion Police” fans around the world.

I think they do need to rework the show completely. It doesn’t need to be comedic fashion bashing show as it has been, instead it could be an honest look at celebrity fashion. It can be light and fun, and not be as hateful as it has been. I still wouldn’t watch, but maybe others would. Would you?


I do declare The Royals is royally awesome!
March 15th, 2015 under E!. [ Comments: none ]

If you think the real British Monarchy is fun to watch, they ain’t got nothing on the fake ones that make its grand entrance on E! tonight at 10p. The Royals is so bloody good, you will be bowing down to the show.
King Simon (Vincent Regan), is the King of England and he never really wanted the title. His wife is Queen Helena (Elizabeth Hurley) and she is a true Queen, a Queen B that is. She truly is the one who reigns over England and her dysfunctional family. Then there is their daughter Princess Elanor (Alexandra Park) and she is rebelling against her mom. She is so rebellious, the Tabloid Queen makes Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian all look like angels. Her brother is Prince Liam (William Moseley) and he is a Playboy, who is second in line to be King.
That is until the day that his beloved brother mysteriously dies and now he is set to be the next King of England. When his mother hears the news about her late son, she immediately starts to groom Liam for the job. Only problem is that her husband wants to dissolve the Monarchy.
Helena eventually convinces her husband to stall his decision as she tries to clean up her family. Will she be able to do it?
While those are The Royals who are sitting on the throne, we also get to know the King’s brother and his two daughters. Prince Cyrus (Jake Maskall) always wanted to be King, but his brother was born first. Because of that he hates his brother. His two daughters (Lydia Rose Bewley and Hatty Preston) are like the dumbed-down naughty versions of Prince Andrew and Fergie’s daughters.
The Royals are not the British Royalty we know, but you will wish that they are. So get to know them tonight and every Sunday at 10p


Maybe it is time to just end Fashion Police?
March 13th, 2015 under E!. [ Comments: 1 ]

Weeks after Kelly Osbourne says she left Fashion Police over Guilana Rancic’s stupid joke, Kathy Griffin quit the show too. The red headed comedian wrote the most self-promoting resignation letter for the press and her fans and claims the show would not let her bring her “brand of humor.”
E! confirmed her departure and said the show would go on even with only half its panel.
I get they tried to keep Joan Rivers’ show alive, but I think it is time to end it. Would anyone really miss it?


Watch Christina Milian get her nipple pierced
January 19th, 2015 under E!. [ Comments: 1 ]

Out of all the things I would want my mom (if she were still here) to see me do, getting my nipple pierced is not one of them. But for Christina Milian that was something she dragged her mother to watch. Not only did she make her mama watch, she also forced the woman who gave birth to her to get a tattoo. On that note, the star of Christina Milian Turned Up said that it hurt more to get her nipple pierced than giving birth.
Not only did her mom watch, her friends and the workers on her show also got to see her get her new nipple ring.
What more is there to say because it all speaks for herself.


Chelsea Handler reportedly screws her staff
August 19th, 2014 under E!. [ Comments: none ]

When David Letterman switched networks, he took his staff with him. When Jay Leno moved to an earlier timeslot and back, he took his staff with him. When Conan O’Brien switched coasts, timeslots and networks, he took his staff with him. When Jimmy Fallon moved up an hour, he took his staff with him. Stephen Colbert said he is taking his staff from Comedy Central to CBS with him.
Well The NY Daily News is reporting today that Chelsea Handler is only taking two members of her staff with her to Netflix, even though she told them they would be going with her.
So I guess her bitchy persona isn’t just for television?
I wasn’t going to watch her show after the move because I find her completely unfunny, and now I definitely won’t be watching. If you can screw the people that make you look good, what does that say about you? I mean, look at how all the other late night hosts supported their staff, unlike her. Which is sad, very sad. Kind of like her humor.


Where are Chelsea Handler’s nipples?
August 14th, 2014 under E!. [ Comments: 1 ]

Chelsea Chandler Instagammed a photo of herself almost completely naked and I want to know where her nipples are? Am I the only one wondering what happened to them? Tell me I am not the only fascinated by this.


Botched is a beautiful show about correcting plastic surgery that went wrong!
June 24th, 2014 under E!. [ Comments: none ]

Botched debuts on E! tonight at 9p and you don’t want to miss this show that will change your perspective on plastic surgery.
Plastic surgery is more and more common these days, and we always seem to focus on the ones that have worked out. Well not all of them do, and Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif are here to fix other people’s mistakes. On tonight’s season premiere, they help two women who desperately need them. One woman had such a bad boob job that her breasts are actually touching. It isn’t only that she has a uniboob, but they are causing her so much pain that she can’t even pick up her own child. So the doctors take a look at their options and tell her that she needs to go smaller than what she currently is and she is not OK with that. Will they be able to convince her to get the right size implants? And how will she look after they are done?
Then there is another woman, who was in a bad a car accident when she was younger and her nose was badly damaged in it. As bad as the initial accident was to it, it is not as awful what the previous plastic surgeons have done to her nose. Now the doctors have to fix it, but there is a chance the surgery will not work. Will they be able to give her a nose like you and me or we will she be stuck with the nose she has.
Then next week, they work on Janice Dickinson’s boobs and she drives them crazy. You just have to see what she puts them through. Let’s just say she does something that no other patient has ever done before her and hopefully none will do after her.
What makes Botched so interesting is you get too see them change people’s lives. You see them make something that was meant to be beautiful, but turned out ugly; finally become the beautiful thing that it was meant to be. It isn’t only what we get to see on the outside that effects these patients, but it is also how it effects them on the inside. Several of these patients suffer pain and/or breathing issues from their botched jobs and the doctors help them alleviate that and get them back to being normal again. It is for those reasons that this show is so touching and emotional, and a must watch.


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