Yesterday, the world was shocked and saddened when Zayn Malik announced that he was quitting One Direction. As soon as people were able to accept and comprehend his departure and the desperate need for a replacement, several men started throwing in their names into the hat. While singers like Weird Al Yankovic just Tweeted about, John Stamos and Conan‘s Andy Richter went even further. Both men made audition tapes.
Watch the videos above of them both singing What Makes You Beautiful and tell me who is a more beautiful choice for the job? Personally, I think Richter is so much sexier with the 1D!
When James Corden got the hosting job of The Late Late Show, many of us were like who he is? As the show’s premiere date got closer, CBS started putting huge billboards of his face all over Los Angeles. In fact, they even put one up on the wall outside the studio where he tapes his show. So you would think that security would know who he was his because his huge face is right in front of theirs. You would be wrong. Corden told Conan O’Brien yesterday that he recently went to lunch one day and forget his pass in the office. When he came back, he tried to get passed security and they wouldn’t let him him without it. He tried to show them the billboard, but that didn’t work. It wasn’t until someone from his staff came down with the pass that he was finally let in.
That says a lot because he tapes in the same building as Dancing with the Stars and American Idol and and security can recognize those hasbeens and not him.
Hopefully, now that the show is on the air they will start to recognize him just like they do Carrie Ann Inaba and Harry Connick Jr.
Kevin Hart was talking about a time he didn’t get the reaction he wanted after a live gig, and Conan O’Brien sympathetically said to him, “Sometimes getting no laugh is much funnier than get a laugh.” Hart responded with, “For you, cause you understand, but you know…” The TBS host was like, “What do you mean for me? What the hell is that?” It was then that Hart realized what he just said, and he started laughing uncontrollably because he explained that is not what he meant.
But was it? Here’s a clip from earlier on Conan, when a joke during his monologue found him swimming in unfunny waters. Although I will admit, I laughed hard at it because Conan makes me laugh the hardest out of all of the late night hosts.
So watch both clips and tell me if Hart was right or not?
One of the most shocking moments on television this season is when Zachary Quinto’s character on The Slap, slaps a kid, who isn’t his own, hard across the face. You can only assume that people will stop him on the street to talk about it and you are right because they do. Then you have to wonder, will they think of him as the good guy Spock from Star Wars or the bad guy Sylar from Heroes. The answer might surprise you.
Yesterday, when Conan O’Brien asked him about it, Quinto had this to say, “The biggest reaction, hands down, that I get is, ‘I would’ve slapped him twice as hard.'” Then he added, “Which I find really really disturbing and amazing.” Other people have told him, “I wish I was there. Like, I would’ve really gotten him. Like, I really would’ve clocked him. That must’ve been great.” All he can do is listen to them and wonder how he can get away from them as fast as possible.
Now, we know how fans reacted to The Slap, Quinto also talked about what made filming that scene easier with Dylan Schombing. Thankfully for Zachary, the kid knew from Star Trek and that brought an ease to filming.
So back to The Slap, what would you say to Zachary Quinto if you saw him in the street about it?
When it comes to the drama, to see what happens next, you will just have to tune into NBC tomorrow at 10p to find out.
Tonight at 11p Conan O’Brien goes where no late night show host has gone in 50 years. He traveled to Havana, Cuba during Presidents’ Weekend and he is sharing his traveling video with us on TBS tonight.
He will give us a look into the culture that has rarely been since the early ’60s. And let’s hope he hasn’t ruined the newly peaceful relations that the United States has with Cuba. I’m not saying the Gringo has, but we’ve seen his remotes and we just need to say a little prayer that we are still all getting along after this show airs!
So down some cerveza, light up a cigar and watch Conan tonight at 11p on TBS from Cuba!
Conan O’Brien has tried Tinder in the past and now he has decided to give Grindr a try. The TBS host got some help from his friend Billy Eichner to make sure he did it right. After trying a few names, FreckleF*cker seemed liked the best way to describe himself in a word. Then it was time for a photo, and he picked the right one. We know that because he was really popular on the app. Eichner told him that Gay men wouldn’t know who he was, and the screamer was wrong. There were a lot of men who wanted to meet the Ginger. There was one guy who caught O’Brien’s eye, so they met up at a parking lot in his ready-to-grind van. Was it love at first sight or will Conan just have to drown his sorrows at Sardo’s, the home of P0rn Star Karaoke? You will just have to watch another funny remote from Conan O’Brien to find out.
And you will want to watch the video all the way through because Conan’s expression when he finds out what lube is and what it’s used for, is awesome. Sadly though, we never found out if he is a bottom or a top. What do you think he is?
One of the biggest scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey is when Christian Grey buys a few items for his Red Room at the hardware store where Anastasia Steele works. So you’d think that hardware stores would take advantage of the success of the movie and have a sale on the items that could be used in the bedroom.
Well one of Conan O’Brien’s sponsors saw the novelty of the idea from the novel and they are selling the tools you need for you to do to it yourself or with your partner(s) in the bedroom at a low low price. It would be hard not to shop at Done Right Hardware to get everything you need to make your bedroom a boudoir.
Conan O’Brien is doing something that no current late night show host has ever done, he traveled down to Cuba this weekend to tape segments for his TBS show that will air on March 4th.
He flew down Havana and took in the sights, sounds and culture of the country. Something that has not been seen on late night since the US Embargo went into effect in the early ’60s. This will be a rare glimpse of the country unlike anything we have seen before. Although news programs and networks have reported Cuba, no Entertainment show has done it in recent history. This is unprecedented, so going there on President’s Weekend makes sense.
Now that we have gotten that out of the way, I can’t wait to see what the Cubans think of the tall, white, red-headed Gringo. If he had one too many cups of Cafe con Leche, their impressions of Americans might be tainted. Hopefully we got a few cigars out of the deal before the episode airs on March 4th.
Although from what Conan O’Brien Tweeted about the experience, I think we are safe. He said, “I just spent the last four days shooting my show all around the city of Havana. I made countless friends and had one of the best experiences of my life. Many laughs, but that could also be the rum. Watch #ConanCUBA March 4th.”
So set your DVRs to record this special episode because this is an hour of television that should not be missed.
Gabrielle Union’s character on Being Mary Jane is very sexual and Conan O’Brien wanted to know more about it. So she explained that her “character actually, like, beat off at work in the first season.” The TBS late night host had a problem with her using beat off to describe what she was doing because he thought is what men called it. Then she said that, “masturbate sounds so clinical and it doesn’t really sound that fun.” Then she added in a seductive voice, “but it is.” After that comeback, Conan had no choice but to agree that beat off works for men and women. Do you agree?
Conan O’Brien decided it was time for some rest and relaxation, so he went to a Korean Spa with The Walking Dead’s Steven Yeun.
They did not get the V-Steam, but they got naked, tried out different saunas, pools of varying temperatures and a body scrub that left them very raw. So raw, the TBS late night host’s skin matched the color of his hair. The same color his cheeks were when he got his moob squeezed by another naked man in the sauna. Yeah, he got some booby action, just not the type he was looking forward to.
So while the V-Steam leaves women have happy, relaxed and ready for some action, Conan’s spa experience left him miserable, in a lot of pain and ready to sleep for the rest of his life.
But on a positive note, his skin looked really good when he was done, it looked as good as Gwyneth Paltrow’s vajayjay after she got it steamed.
When it comes to Yeun, I bet he would rather fight zombies any day over experiencing that again.
Although, I would like to see them go at least once a month. Or at least an extended video to see all the other perks they got from their memorable trip to the Wi Spa.
Seriously, you need to take 10 minutes of your day to watch this because it is the funniest thing you will see all week. My stomach is killing me from laughing so hard and I am crying tears of laughter. So if you don’t like to laugh, then don’t watch this and get a body scrub. If you love to laugh, then just hit play.