Tonight at 11p Conan O’Brien goes where no late night show host has gone in 50 years. He traveled to Havana, Cuba during Presidents’ Weekend and he is sharing his traveling video with us on TBS tonight.
He will give us a look into the culture that has rarely been since the early ’60s. And let’s hope he hasn’t ruined the newly peaceful relations that the United States has with Cuba. I’m not saying the Gringo has, but we’ve seen his remotes and we just need to say a little prayer that we are still all getting along after this show airs!
So down some cerveza, light up a cigar and watch Conan tonight at 11p on TBS from Cuba!
Conan O’Brien has tried Tinder in the past and now he has decided to give Grindr a try. The TBS host got some help from his friend Billy Eichner to make sure he did it right. After trying a few names, FreckleF*cker seemed liked the best way to describe himself in a word. Then it was time for a photo, and he picked the right one. We know that because he was really popular on the app. Eichner told him that Gay men wouldn’t know who he was, and the screamer was wrong. There were a lot of men who wanted to meet the Ginger. There was one guy who caught O’Brien’s eye, so they met up at a parking lot in his ready-to-grind van. Was it love at first sight or will Conan just have to drown his sorrows at Sardo’s, the home of P0rn Star Karaoke? You will just have to watch another funny remote from Conan O’Brien to find out.
And you will want to watch the video all the way through because Conan’s expression when he finds out what lube is and what it’s used for, is awesome. Sadly though, we never found out if he is a bottom or a top. What do you think he is?
One of the biggest scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey is when Christian Grey buys a few items for his Red Room at the hardware store where Anastasia Steele works. So you’d think that hardware stores would take advantage of the success of the movie and have a sale on the items that could be used in the bedroom.
Well one of Conan O’Brien’s sponsors saw the novelty of the idea from the novel and they are selling the tools you need for you to do to it yourself or with your partner(s) in the bedroom at a low low price. It would be hard not to shop at Done Right Hardware to get everything you need to make your bedroom a boudoir.
Conan O’Brien is doing something that no current late night show host has ever done, he traveled down to Cuba this weekend to tape segments for his TBS show that will air on March 4th.
He flew down Havana and took in the sights, sounds and culture of the country. Something that has not been seen on late night since the US Embargo went into effect in the early ’60s. This will be a rare glimpse of the country unlike anything we have seen before. Although news programs and networks have reported Cuba, no Entertainment show has done it in recent history. This is unprecedented, so going there on President’s Weekend makes sense.
Now that we have gotten that out of the way, I can’t wait to see what the Cubans think of the tall, white, red-headed Gringo. If he had one too many cups of Cafe con Leche, their impressions of Americans might be tainted. Hopefully we got a few cigars out of the deal before the episode airs on March 4th.
Although from what Conan O’Brien Tweeted about the experience, I think we are safe. He said, “I just spent the last four days shooting my show all around the city of Havana. I made countless friends and had one of the best experiences of my life. Many laughs, but that could also be the rum. Watch #ConanCUBA March 4th.”
So set your DVRs to record this special episode because this is an hour of television that should not be missed.
Gabrielle Union’s character on Being Mary Jane is very sexual and Conan O’Brien wanted to know more about it. So she explained that her “character actually, like, beat off at work in the first season.” The TBS late night host had a problem with her using beat off to describe what she was doing because he thought is what men called it. Then she said that, “masturbate sounds so clinical and it doesn’t really sound that fun.” Then she added in a seductive voice, “but it is.” After that comeback, Conan had no choice but to agree that beat off works for men and women. Do you agree?
Conan O’Brien decided it was time for some rest and relaxation, so he went to a Korean Spa with The Walking Dead’s Steven Yeun.
They did not get the V-Steam, but they got naked, tried out different saunas, pools of varying temperatures and a body scrub that left them very raw. So raw, the TBS late night host’s skin matched the color of his hair. The same color his cheeks were when he got his moob squeezed by another naked man in the sauna. Yeah, he got some booby action, just not the type he was looking forward to.
So while the V-Steam leaves women have happy, relaxed and ready for some action, Conan’s spa experience left him miserable, in a lot of pain and ready to sleep for the rest of his life.
But on a positive note, his skin looked really good when he was done, it looked as good as Gwyneth Paltrow’s vajayjay after she got it steamed.
When it comes to Yeun, I bet he would rather fight zombies any day over experiencing that again.
Although, I would like to see them go at least once a month. Or at least an extended video to see all the other perks they got from their memorable trip to the Wi Spa.
Seriously, you need to take 10 minutes of your day to watch this because it is the funniest thing you will see all week. My stomach is killing me from laughing so hard and I am crying tears of laughter. So if you don’t like to laugh, then don’t watch this and get a body scrub. If you love to laugh, then just hit play.
Terry Crews told Conan O’Brien that he is in touch with his feminine side, so much so he waxes. Before you are like he really has the balls to admit that, he only does his legs. At least that is all he admitted to. If any man can handle the other things getting waxed, it is him. And now I am imagining all of the faces he will be making as he gets it done. Do you picture them too?
For years, we have only be hearing from the anti-Vaxxers and why they don’t vaccinate their kids. In recent weeks, a measles outbreak that started at Disneyland has caused the people who get their kids vaccinated to speak up and have their voices heard.
It has gone as far as the late night hosts talking about, and tonight Conan O’Brien took it to a whole new level of getting on a Soap Box and letting his voice be heard via comedy. His people on the TBS show created a Daycare where kids with and without vaccines can play as one.
They say truth comes in humor and there was a lot of humor in this bit.
While I try not to get political on my blog, I believe in vaccinations. It is not only your kid you are putting at risk from spreading a deadly or debilitating preventable disease, you are also putting people who can’t get vaccinations for valid medical reasons at risk. Kids with compromised immune systems due to cancer or transplants. Just something to think about the next time you tell your doctor you don’t want to get your child vaccinated.
Mila Kunis had a baby four months and five days ago, and she also got two other things when she was pregnant with her daughter. She got boobs.
The actress told Conan O’Brien that she is getting used to them. She spent her life being small chested, and now she has to learn how to dress for them. That includes, wearing a bra for the first time in her life. It isn’t only about learning how to wear the right clothes to accent them, it is also getting used to guys finally checking them out.
The side, or should I say front, effect of pregnancy.
BTW here’s a challenge, try not to look a her boobs. I am straight woman and I couldn’t stop staring at them. But I think it because it was like subliminal messaging, I knew she was talking about her breasts so might as well check them out.
Andy Richter posted a photo of a huge pen!s backstage on the set of Conan and we don’t know why it is there? We will just have to tune into the TBS show every night at 11p to find out. Or we can assume Conan O’Brien has been lying to us and he is hung like the tall man that he is.
On that note, here is a great joke from Conan’s monologue tonight, “In the United Kingdom, a man underwent 31 plastic surgeries to make himself look like a human Ken Doll. But correct me if I’m wrong, but to look like a Ken Doll, don’t you only have to have 1 surgery?” Oh wait, maybe that is the source of the humongous Twinkie!