Conan O’Brien’s TBS talk show is taking some time off, and that means Andy Richter has a lot of extra time on his hands. What did he do with? He finally got his bush under control, and made like a gardener and trimmed the hedges. When he was done, he took to Twitter to let us know he did some much needed manscaping. Now all I can do is picture him showing off his work to himself. Tell me I am not the only one with that image stuck in their head.
Almost every time that Paul Rudd has been on any of Conan O’Brien’s late night shows, he has shown a clip from Mac & Me instead of one from the movie he has was promoting on that episode. This time the TBS host was hoping that because Ant-Man is a Marvel film that he would actually get a clip from the movie. It started out with a scene from the superhero flick, but Mac & Me wheeled its way in. Once it did, Conan just gave up.
You would think he wouldn’t be so clueless to the fact that Rudd is going to do this time, but he still hasn’t figured out. Which is good for us and bad for him.
In case you have missed all of the other times that Rudd has done this to Conan, here is a megamix of most of those appearance. I feel bad for vman330 because he is going to have to add this latest appearance to his mix.
Both Boy George and Jack Black are guests on Conan tonight and the TBS late night host asked the Culture Club singer who some of his musical influences are. George O’Dowd told him they are some of the ’70s biggest bands like The Doors. The Tenacious D rocker agreed and added that Jim Morrison has the best yell in Rock’n’Roll. Conan told them if they like The Doors so much, then why don’t they sing one of their songs. They agreed and Robbie Krieger from the band joined them.
What happens next is so trippy, I feel like I was doing some of the same things Morrison did back in the day.
Even though all of their styles are so different, oddly enough, combined it works.
So as The Doors said, “Hello, I Love You, won’t you tell me your name?” C’mon once Boy George is done touring with his band, he should totally tour with Black and Krieger. What should we call them?
Conan O’Brien wrapped up his San Diego Comic Con shows yesterday with the cast of X-Men: Apocalypse. The TBS late night host found out that they play violent games on the set and he wanted to know more about it. They then went into detail about these games and how they had to the calm them down in the sequel because they got too violent in the first one. Even though they were told to take it easy, they found ways around it. In fact, they created a new game where they get drunk and slap each other. As they were describing it, Olivia Munn, who was sitting next to Conan, raised her hand to slap him. When he saw her hand raised, he told her she could do it and she did. Then he told her, “That was the best and the worst thing that ever happened to me.” I guess you can say that Comic Con was a real slap in the face to Conan. Good thing he will be back next year to top that. Although how can you?
George RR Martin is so busy working on the next Game of Thrones book, that he couldn’t attend San Diego Comic Con with cast when they appeared on Conan yesterday. The TBS late night host wanted to see just how busy he is, so he hacked into the author’s security system and recorded him hard at work. Only problem is, he was doing anything but working.
Even though a lot of people will be disappointed by this reveal, I say he earned the break.
BTW here is the cast taking part in an awkward Conga line with Conan O’Brien.
We all know that Jennifer Lawrence has a dirty mouth and Conan O’Brien found a way to use it for good. The TBS late night host took out a swear jar and offered to put in a $100 bill every time she swore in :30 seconds and donate the money to charity. Then he said whatever was in the jar, he would double it.
The Hunger Games star was hungry to help her charity, so off she went. All we heard was bleep, bleep and bleep and her charity saw a lot of dinero. Too bad we could only hear the sh!ts because it sounds like we could’ve learned a thing or two by Conan’s face.
Believe it or not, she didn’t only curse on the show, she sang Cher’s Believe. If you watch the video on Chrome, you will get a really cool experience.
Before you hit play, mark your calendars because tonight at 11p Conan will be interviewing the casts of The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones from San Diego Comic-Con. Tomorrow he will interview a special cast to be announced, but they won’t reveal who it is. I am betting is Batman vs Superman, but maybe it will be another hit movie franchise’s cast or one that belongs to a popular TV show.
Conan O’Brien is the first late night host to do his show from San Diego Comic-Con, and Chris Hardwick thought that he should take a Comic-Con Citizenship test. Basically, he asked him questions that only someone at the convention could answer. The @Midnight man asked him “If Caitlyn Jenner were a Superhero, what team would she be on?” The TBS host said, “The X-Men!” Then Hardwick asked, “Cosplay is not?” To which the TBS host said, “Drinks with Bill Cosby?” These are just two of the examples from the test, and the last one was a tough one for O’Brien. Nerdist asked, “What would you do if Seth Green suddenly attacked you with a toy lightsaber?” Conan was perplexed by that one because the little ginger wasn’t on the show. That is until he was and he had a lightsaber in his hand. Don’t worry the force is with Conan and they battled it out. Who won? You just have to watch it to find out.
And talking about The X-Men, as we know Hugh Jackman will not be playing Wolverine after the next movie, and Conan got his hands on the people that are auditioning for the role. They are people like Nick Offerman, Kristen Schaal, Patton Oswalt, Larry King and Betty White. The Golden Girl nailed the audition. So much so I hope she gets the part!
Finally tonight at 11p on TBS, Conan will have the cast of The Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth.
Conan O’Brien was photographed in a bus booth waiting for a bus, so has the TBS late night host hit rough times? Nope, as you can see there is a big advertisement behind him to promote the fact that his show is taping from San Diego Comic-Con this week starting on Wednesday.
BTW the person on his right will be his first guest on Wednesday. That is what Elijah Woods looks like these days, right?
Several of Conan O’Brien’s female staff members decided to go to a midnight screening of Magic Mike XLL, Since he’s their boss, he decided to join them. He met them at his assistant’s house and they girl talked until the limo came. Something that couldn’t happen soon enough for the women because he performed a strip tease for them. Then they went to eat at the appropriately titled Big Wangs, where they picked up a new member to their gang. Finally, it was time to see the movie and boy were they excited for it. When it was over, it was time to go home! You don’t want to miss what was waiting for him when he got home.
Now that we’ve seen him have a girls night out, I want to see what he’s like if actually had a boys night.
Silicon Valley’s Kumail Nanjiani was on Conan the other night and the comedian explained to the TBS late night host how he was a late bloomer when it came to wearing bloomers. Back when he was 11, he didn’t wear underwear; but that was all about to change after a horrible experience during his summer of masturbation.
One day, his cousin, who was his age, came over and told him about this thing called masturbation. His cousin went in first, tried it and then it was time for The Meltdown host to experience his first, well meltdown. As soon as he was done, he passed out and woke up on his bathroom floor.
You would think that would make him never want to do it again, but it had the opposite effect. One day, his family and him were going to go to Funland in Pakistan, and he knew he had 10 minutes before they were going to leave, so he planned a quickie with himself. While his was dancing with himself, his mother kept calling him because his family arrived earlier than he thought. He was in a rush, but he finished. In a hurry, he zipped up his pants, and he zipped through his penis. As a consequence, he took a piece off the side. He says it was a little piece but it felt giant. Since it was bleeding a lot and he didn’t want it to get infected, he got his dad’s aftershave and poured the whole bottle on it. Everyone, male and female, is feeling his pain at this point. He described it as, “It felt like if fire had teeth. It’s the kind of pain where you are flashing football highlights and pictures of all of your dead relatives.”
So the moral of the story, is boys if you are going to masturbate, you need to wear underwear! Unless you want to explain to your future girlfriends why your penis is scared like that.