The other day, one of the Presidential candidate’s sons Tweeted an ad using Skittles as an analogy for not allowing Syrian Refugees into the United States. Most people found it sour like certain flavor of Skittles.
But then there is Conan O’Brien and his TBS show, they found the humor in it and created more political ads using otherpopular candies that we love to eat. You know, what the artificial ads, are more realistic than the real advertisement that caused all of this commotion. And also much more delicious.
I don’t know what it is about Conan O’Brien, but people seem to talk about the most intimate things about themselves on his TBS late night talk show. For example, last week when Regina Hall was on, she told him about her Yoni Eggs. What are they? They are stones shaped as eggs that women stick up their vajayjays for sexual power, awaken sensuality and maintain amazing health. Depending on the crystal you use, you can use it to attract even more love. Which makes me want to stick a Rose Quartz up there ASAP.
Although, she kind of scared me off to it, when she said they could shoot out of you if you sneeze. Could you imagine someone trying to explained to the ER Doctor why they are there. Some guy will be like, I was just sitting there when this woman sneezed, a large stone came out her hoo hah and hit my right smack in the kisser. Actually, now that I think about it, that is a great way to meet a man.
On that note, I think the stone that Conan has inside of him started out as coal but is now a diamond in the rough.
Last week, Italy said it is not a criminal offense to masturbate in public and Conan O’Brien needed to know more about it. Therefore, he did a liveshot from The Boot, and the TBS late night host got more than he bargained for from the reporter who is excited about the ruling. How excited? Let’s just say it is now legal to show that excitement while you are out and about in that Country.
I just adore Conan, he makes me both laugh out loud and feel ashamed about it at the same time. I am so glad he is still on late night because he is the only one who is still willing to go there and beyond. The other don’t have his sized balls, huge.
Last week, Apple announced that they were getting rid of the headphone jack with the iPhone 7 and they are going to sell wireless Airpods. They are two small little pods you put in your ears. Let’s be honest when you saw them, the first thing you thought of is I am going to be lose them all the time.
You weren’t alone because Conan thought the same thing and came up with this ad. I think it is pretty accurate, don’t you agree?
Conan O’Brien took his show to Berlin for one of his very enjoyable remotes, and he is definitely seeing the sites while he is there. Yesterday, he saw some sites that won’t soon leave his sight.
Flula Borg and the TBS late night host went to a nude beach and all I can say is danke schoen that he kept his clothes on. I have seen him in just his underwear in person and that was enough for me. Not that he looks bad, it is just a lot of pale white skin to see. And haven’t we done enough to Germany by giving them David Hasselhoff?