Ice-T and his wife were on Conan O’Brien’s talk show and they talked about her infamous butt. At one point in the interview Ice-T said, “I think a lot of brothers need some butt because that is the impact area. You understand me? You don’t want to break a pelvis or anything. You dig?” By the look of the TBS late host’s face, you can tell he has never been able to dig to the point that a pelvis might be broken.
Butt, I am but, isn’t all the Law & Order: SVU star said. He also admitted that he can be a creepy man and that Coco can see her a$$ets. I just won’t elaborate why he said those things, you will just have to watch the video above to hear what he said.
Oh here is Ice-T’s picture of Coco that TBS censors would only let you see 3 whole seconds of.
Yesterday something very shocking happened during a commercial break of Conan O’Brien’s TBS show and it was all caught on his desk cam. Watch the video to see why what happens between segments is sometimes better than what we get to see on TV!
Steven Schirripa was on Conan O’Brien’s TBS talk show yesterday and he talked about a recent encounter he had with Reggie Jackson. The Soprano star talked about the secret life of former Yankee Reggie Jackson and basically he said the right fielder struck out with him. But it wasn’t only with Schirripa, he heard it was other people too. Because Steven said a security guard came over to him after he saw how Jackson treated him and he told actor a story about Reggie. Back in the ’70s Jackson went to a restaurant and he was rumored to be nasty to everyone. So the security guard told Steven that when Jackson ordered a shrimp cocktail, all the guys in the back stuck a shrimp up their butts, served it to him and they watched as he ate it. Sounds like Jackson might been a great ball player, but he wasn’t good at detecting the taste of a$$ on his shrimps. I guess the cocktail sauce killed the taste or maybe the taste of a$$ gets washed away if it is an a$$ eating it.
Now we don’t know if this story is true or false, but everyone should take it as a warning to always be nice. You trap more bees with honey than you do with a shrimp cocktail.
Anthony Weiner announced that he is running for mayor of NYC on YouTube and the late night hosts had a field day with it. You might remember he was the US congressman who Tweeted pic of his Weiner, so the fact that he is once again running for office is enough of a joke by itself. So when he posted an ad on YouTube Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon all did their takes on his announcement on their shows yesterday, while Jay Leno just made a joke about it in his monologue. Making his YouTube video even funnier than he intended it to be.
When it comes to how I ranked the bits, they are in the order I posted them. Which was your favorite?
J.J. Abrams was on Conan O’Brien’s show today and revealed that one of Benedict Cumberbatch’s pivotal scenes from Star Trek: Into the Darkness was lying down on the cutting room. The moment we would’ve been waiting for had it been in the movie was of him showering. Something we would’ve been excited about had it been included, but no they didn’t. We better get a longer clip in the DVD extras.
Heather Graham was on Conan last week and he asked her about the screenplay she wrote. She told the TBS host that she took some female empowerment courses as research for it and she learned some interesting things. In one of her classes, she was given a book that teaches you how to have an hour long orgasm. Even though she was describing what the book says, the Bowfinger star never said if has experienced one yet. I am sure there are a lot of men who would be willing to help get her started on those 60 minutes of pleasure because what are the chances they could match her minute by minute?
Justin Bartha is on Conan tonight at 11p on TBS and he told Conan O’Brien that he got waxed for his upcoming movie CBGB. He explained that when he was going to the gym, and he would pass by a waxing place with a sign that read arms, chest, back and between the cheeks. Since he was playing a hairless rocker in the movie based on the NYC punk club in the’70s, he figured he was going to have to get waxed for the role. So he got it all waxed off and I do mean all! He explained he got the arms, the chest and the “Between the Cheeks”, But he didn’t only tell him he got it done, he described it to the late night host in detail. So much so that Conan stopped him at one point and declared “This is over!”
You just have to watch the video to see why he Conan ended the chat right there. Which I am upset that he did because everything leading up to that was comedic gold.
Watching Justin Bartha tell this story so brilliantly, really got me pissed all over again at NBC for cancelling The New Normal. He was so good in that.
So someone is selling a picture on eBay of Don Cheadle looking sexy in just a cowboy hat and boy do I want to ride him. Don’t you just want to lasso him up? Seriously now I get what Big and Rich were singing about with Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy!
BTW War Machine was a guest on Conan and Conan O’Brien showed him that picture. Cheadle’s reaction to it was just priceless! I guess he didn’t buy all of the pictures like he said he would. So if you want to spend $20 for you own personal copy, then go to eBay ASAP before they are all gone.
Conan O’Brien has a segment on hos TBS show called If They Melded and in the latest version of it he merged Reese Witherspoon and Steve Buscemi’s faces. The result is so horrifying that I don’t know when I will be able to sleep again without that image take over my nightmares. I would rather have dreams of Freddy Krueger than Buspoon’s melded image! Ewwwwwwwww
Ke$ha was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the TBS host asked her what’s her process on writing new songs. At first she said the boring things like they come to her in a dream or she’ll just write them down on her phone or her hand. But then she shared with him that she has a new technique she came up with to write some of the music for her new album and it is something I am sure people will pay the big bucks to see done. She said, “It started as a joke, but then it has seriously produced some of my favorite songs on my new record.” Then she explained it, “What I do is I turn off all of the lights, I walk over to the piano and I gently lower myself. My boobs!” Conan responds by saying, “Your breasts?” And she elaborates with, “Yeah my t!ties.” Which he set himself him up for! But then she goes into detail how her girls touch the keys and make sweet sweet music bouncing back and forth, tickling the ivories.
Seriously are her breasts the only ones that can make boobiful music? Is that really all that special? I mean mine clap at comedians jokes, if I wear a low enough and tight enough shirt and they tell one that is funny enough for them to applaud for. Actually now they feel kind of ordinary after hearing what hers can do.
But back to her because she also kept us abreast of the meaning behind some her songs. Dinosaurs is about old men (like Conan’s age) hitting on her, Grow a Pair is self explanatory and finally Gold TransAm is about her you know what!
So in short we now know her sexual organs write music or are called a Gold TransAm. Thanks Conan, that is more information than I needed to know about her.
Oh and one last thought about the musical boobs, listen to her new album and see if you figure out which songs they wrote. I’m going with Only Wanna Dance with You, Crazy Kids, Dirty Love and Die Young.