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An Oscar winner, a Razzie winner and Jeff Goldblum try out for Hans Solo
July 24th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]


The Young Hans Solo role is one of the most coveted roles in Hollywood. Now that we know that Alden Enrehreich got the part, we can see the auditions from the people who didn’t get it. Since Conan O’Brien was doing his show from San Diego Comic Con, he got his hands on those auditions. They were names as big as Oscar winner Jodie Foster, Emmy winner Melissa McCarthy, Razzie winner Adam Sandler and Jeff Goldblum, and yet it went to an unknown. After you see them trying out for the Star Wars spinoff, it is easy to see why he got it and they didn’t.

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Ron Funches describes how Justin Timberlake smells!
July 12th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, Ron Funches. [ Comments: none ]


Ron Funches is starring with Justin Timberlake in Trolls and yet he didn’t meet the singer until they shot the video for Can’t Stop the Feeling. Bunches of Funches described what that was like, “I got to go to his studio. I got to meet him. He smells so good.” The TBS host wanted to know how good. The Undateable star told him, “Money! Money and confidence.”
I don’t what that smells like, but I would love to get a whiff of it. I wonder if the *NSYNC singer wears his own cologne. If not, then someone needs to bottle up that essence so it can bring sexy back into relationships.
Now when it comes to Funches, his laugh could bring peace to the world. We should have it blasting out of speakers all over the world, so everyone can giggle along with him. Seriously, don’t you smile every time he does his sweet little chuckle? I know I do! It is so addictive.

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Liev Schreiber got his best erection dancing with Steve Martin!
July 11th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, Liev Schreiber, Steve Martin. [ Comments: none ]


Liev Schreiber’s first movie was Mixed Nuts and Steve Martin got to feel what was between his mixed nuts on day one of filming. Ray Donovan was excited for his first day of work, maybe a little too excited to work with Martin.
He showed up to work in jeans, thinking he was going to read lines. But when he got there, they told him he was going to rehearse the dance scene with his co-star. Thus, production instructed him to put on sweatpants. Which wouldn’t have been a problem had he not been wearing boxer shorts that caused him to have his pen!s box with Martin’s leg.
But I get ahead of myself. He told Conan O’Brien tonight, that when he got to rehearsal they wanted him to practice the Fox Trot. Then the actor explained to the TBS host, “I thought to myself, I sort of chuckled to myself, boy would this be inappropriate if I, you know, became aroused.” Well, then he added, “You know how when you want to become aroused it never works, but then when it is totally inappropriate…nothing could’ve been more inappropriate. So of course I get, probably the best I’ve ever had.”
What a way to greet someone who you haven’t even shaken hands with. Granted do you need to after that? Thankfully Martin wasn’t a Jerk and didn’t get him fired. Yet the two actors never worked together again. Much to the disappointment of Schreiber’s mixed nuts!

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P0rn0s have been around since 1908!
July 7th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, Pornody. [ Comments: none ]


Did you know there are people who are P0rn Historians? I didn’t either until Conan O’Brien had Brian Watson on his show yesterday. If you are going to talk about the history of p0rn, then you are going to have show and tell the first one. Right?
That is what he did when he talked about the 1908 French film At the Golden Inn. A maid uses a vacuum and learns she can use it to clean the rug below her feet and the one between her legs. Definitely a lot different than what we are used to seeing today.
Did you know the Victorian era ushered in fetish p0rnography? That a man loves rubber duckies so much, he had a p0rn0 made for him with them. And finally not only did Caveman invent the first profession, they also drew vajayjays on their caves. So prostitution and p0rnography have been around since we have been. And yet we have a huge problem with sex! Seems like it would be innate by now?
If you want to see A L’Ecu d’Or ou la Bonne Auberge, then you can do so on here. I take back what I said, it looks a lot like what we have today. Nice to see it hasn’t changed in 108 years.

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A Conan O’Brien, Larry King and Andy Richter Ménage à Trois
July 7th, 2016 under Conan O'Brien, Larry King. [ Comments: none ]


Larry King was on Conan O’Brien’s talk show yesterday and the TBS host wanted to know more about his guest’s new line of bedding line Sleep Like a King. Since the man under the sheets didn’t know anything about them, the three men decided to experience them first hand. Thus, production rolled out a King sized bed and the three of them got into it together. The thread count was so luxurious that King and Andy Richter declared that they love each other.
Too bad they didn’t bring out the bed when the p0rn expert was on! Need I say more?

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