Conan O’Brien did a skit on his TBS show about Pornhub’s new feature of p0rn for the visually impaired. In the segment the TBS show shows us what it was like before the website’s new feature, so they had a service dog narrate the Adult Entertainment video to their master. There were a lot of errors in the bit and the host felt he needed to point them out. There was someone who wasn’t happy with O’Brien’s observations and that was the puppy himself. He was barking mad and he let Conan know it. Eventually proving that a dog can do the job better than the person currently in the big seat.
I am kind of torn by which Ginger I think is better at the job, so can you help me decide?
When we think of Freddie Prinze Jr, we think of him as an actor. Turns out he is also a really good chef and he just released a cookbook called Back to the Kitchen.
Since the book just came out, he is doing press for it and yesterday he stopped by to talk to Conan O’Brien. The TBS late night host wanted know how the recipe for Stalker Pasta got its name. Prinze Jr told him, “I am going to leave the actor’s name out of it, to protect them. But I made a dish on a movie, a long time ago, and the sauce was so good, I am blaming the sauce, was so good, that this person really had a crush on me. And literally when I moved, they would move. And I moved again and they moved again.” Then he added, “When my wife (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and I started dating there would be a car on my street. And when we would have a good night smooch…lights, boom!…And we would both freak out. Then the car would zip down and park in the driveway. Where they moved. Like I wouldn’t know who that was?”
So is it an actor or actress who stalked him, he wouldn’t say. So who do we think it is? Let’s see, he started dating his wife in 2000, so it had to be someone he worked with before that. Could it Parker Posey or Rachel Leigh Cook, who he worked with again in She’s All That, from The House of Yes? Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ryan Phillippe or Johnny Galecki from I Know you were stalking me, I mean, I Know What You Did Last Summer? Brandy or Jennifer Esposito from the sequel? Matthew Lillard or Saffron Burrows from Wing Commander? Anna Paquin, Dule Hill or Gabrielle Union from She’s All That? Or none of the above? We don’t know!
What we do know is that he included it because, “I think everyone deserves their own stalker, so that’s why I put the recipe in the book. So enjoy!” And now I am off to buy that book and the needed ingredients because I really need stalker. Heck, I will even take any guy, who is interested in me just for that night, I cooked him Stalker Pasta!
Bijoux Indiscrets has created the Orgasm Library of real sounds and they are asking you to upload your sounds of pleasure. Wanting to be charitable, Conan O’Brien added his O sound to the library. A sound that makes me feels sorry for his poor wife. As much pity as I feel for her, it is less than what I have Andy Richter’s Mrs. Could you imagine hearing that after sex? Proving that humor helps to save marriages because that is something that both men have going for them.
Dan Levy was up Schitt’s Creek when he had to film a sex scene for the show. That’s because his dad Eugene Levy, who also stars on the show, came down to the set to watch it. Conan O’Brien, like everyone else, was thinking why did the dad watch that in person, so he asked him that very question on his TBS show yesterday. The son revealed that his dad is like a “Dance Mom” who is proud to watch his kid at work. But the dad claims that he is a producer on the show and that is why he was there standing over him as he filmed it. Although his father admitted, “I’m not saying it wasn’t a little creepy. But, you know, it is kind of an icky thing when you are, you know, watching your kid doing a bed scene.” Then again, I am sure the kid has seen his dad go at in the American Pie movies, so they are even. Just not a thing you want to be even on.
Prince very rarely appeared on television, let alone a sitcom. But the late singer was a fan of New Girl, and he made a guest appearance on it. The writers wrote a party scene for him, and they invited a few celebrities to be on that episode. Two of the celebrities they asked were Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, but wait you don’t remember seeing them on that episode?
Zooey Deschanel explained why we didn’t see them to Conan O’Brien on his TBS show yesterday. The adorkable actress said that on the day of Prince’s taping, she was studying her lines when a PA came in and frantically asked for the all scripts and call sheets. Then when she went outside she saw that PA burning all of the papers she just took. Turns out, when Prince’s people asked which celebrities were going to be on the show, Deschanel says that they said they hope it isn’t a Kardashian. Thus, why there was no evidence of them ever being on that special episode.
We all know that Prince was a genius, this is just further proof of that.
To all the wonderful Mothers out there, may today special. May it be filled with homemade breakfasts, lots of kisses and most importantly love. You deserve it because you have the toughest job out there. Today is your day and your kids better show you their appreciation.
Today is Star Wars Day aka May the Fourth Be With You. Since I am not a big Star Wars fan (the shame), it is hard for me to find the video to commemorate day.
Well, yesterday Conan delivered that video. It was time for their weekly segment of Jordan Schlansky’s Product Review and he reviewed his Darth Vader Helmet.
It is not as much of a tribute to the movie franchise as much as it is to the fans. Watch and you will see what I mean. Just don’t drink or eat anything when you watch it because you will spit it out from laughing so hard.
May the Fourth be with them.
Conan O’Brien challenged Seth Rogen and Zac Efron to a game of Mario Kart 8 at the Neighbors 2 frat house and the loser paid a fraternity brother’s fate. In other words, the person who lost the race had to have pen!ses, that were cleared by TBS’s Standards and Practices, drawn all over his face. Seth Rogen lost the first one and Conan lost all the other ones. So at the end of the day, the late night host’s head was full of so many d!cks that were more of them than there were Fraternity brothers in the first movie.
Before Ellie Kemper wasn’t afraid to live underground in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, she was scared of The Man Under the Stairs. How awwwwwdorable was the 12 year old in that 1992 home video she wrote, directed and starred in?
Fred Savage was on Conan tonight and he admitted that he is a big sweater. Not that he wears an oversized one in the winter, but that he sweats a lot naturally. So much so, that one time when he went to the Emmys people were concerned for his well being. One of those people was Eric Stonestreet and the Modern Family star shared his secret to being cool on the carpet with Kevin Arnold. What is it this very cool secret? He wears a cumberbund of ice packets under his tux. Seeing how bad Savage was doing, Cam was willing to part with one of his ice packs to help out his new grateful friend. And grateful he was when he put it down his pants. Actually, he told the TBS late night host, “I was fantastic. Because I looked great and I felt excited.” And now I need an ice pack!
BTW Conan O’Brien revealed how Savage’s The Grinder co-star Rob Lowe manages to look so young and never ages. That secret is moisturizer and creams. In fact, the actor keeps them in pants to have them readily available.
Basically Lowe’s pants are filled with moisturizers and Savage’s are filled with ice, gives new meaning to what The Grinder is all about.