The Young Hans Solo role is one of the most coveted roles in Hollywood. Now that we know that Alden Enrehreich got the part, we can see the auditions from the people who didn’t get it. Since Conan O’Brien was doing his show from San Diego Comic Con, he got his hands on those auditions. They were names as big as Oscar winner Jodie Foster, Emmy winner Melissa McCarthy, Razzie winner Adam Sandler and Jeff Goldblum, and yet it went to an unknown. After you see them trying out for the Star Wars spinoff, it is easy to see why he got it and they didn’t.
Ron Funches is starring with Justin Timberlake in Trolls and yet he didn’t meet the singer until they shot the video for Can’t Stop the Feeling. Bunches of Funches described what that was like, “I got to go to his studio. I got to meet him. He smells so good.” The TBS host wanted to know how good. The Undateable star told him, “Money! Money and confidence.”
I don’t what that smells like, but I would love to get a whiff of it. I wonder if the *NSYNC singer wears his own cologne. If not, then someone needs to bottle up that essence so it can bring sexy back into relationships.
Now when it comes to Funches, his laugh could bring peace to the world. We should have it blasting out of speakers all over the world, so everyone can giggle along with him. Seriously, don’t you smile every time he does his sweet little chuckle? I know I do! It is so addictive.
Liev Schreiber’s first movie was Mixed Nuts and Steve Martin got to feel what was between his mixed nuts on day one of filming. Ray Donovan was excited for his first day of work, maybe a little too excited to work with Martin.
He showed up to work in jeans, thinking he was going to read lines. But when he got there, they told him he was going to rehearse the dance scene with his co-star. Thus, production instructed him to put on sweatpants. Which wouldn’t have been a problem had he not been wearing boxer shorts that caused him to have his pen!s box with Martin’s leg.
But I get ahead of myself. He told Conan O’Brien tonight, that when he got to rehearsal they wanted him to practice the Fox Trot. Then the actor explained to the TBS host, “I thought to myself, I sort of chuckled to myself, boy would this be inappropriate if I, you know, became aroused.” Well, then he added, “You know how when you want to become aroused it never works, but then when it is totally inappropriate…nothing could’ve been more inappropriate. So of course I get, probably the best I’ve ever had.”
What a way to greet someone who you haven’t even shaken hands with. Granted do you need to after that? Thankfully Martin wasn’t a Jerk and didn’t get him fired. Yet the two actors never worked together again. Much to the disappointment of Schreiber’s mixed nuts!
Did you know there are people who are P0rn Historians? I didn’t either until Conan O’Brien had Brian Watson on his show yesterday. If you are going to talk about the history of p0rn, then you are going to have show and tell the first one. Right?
That is what he did when he talked about the 1908 French film At the Golden Inn. A maid uses a vacuum and learns she can use it to clean the rug below her feet and the one between her legs. Definitely a lot different than what we are used to seeing today.
Did you know the Victorian era ushered in fetish p0rnography? That a man loves rubber duckies so much, he had a p0rn0 made for him with them. And finally not only did Caveman invent the first profession, they also drew vajayjays on their caves. So prostitution and p0rnography have been around since we have been. And yet we have a huge problem with sex! Seems like it would be innate by now?
If you want to see A L’Ecu d’Or ou la Bonne Auberge, then you can do so on here. I take back what I said, it looks a lot like what we have today. Nice to see it hasn’t changed in 108 years.
Larry King was on Conan O’Brien’s talk show yesterday and the TBS host wanted to know more about his guest’s new line of bedding line Sleep Like a King. Since the man under the sheets didn’t know anything about them, the three men decided to experience them first hand. Thus, production rolled out a King sized bed and the three of them got into it together. The thread count was so luxurious that King and Andy Richter declared that they love each other.
Too bad they didn’t bring out the bed when the p0rn expert was on! Need I say more?
Today is the day that America celebrates its independence from Brexit, I mean Great Britain, back in 1776. Let’s enjoy it by eating all the hamburgers and hot dogs we can fit in our bellies. Also please be careful playing with fireworks. They are pretty to look at but they can also be really dangerous.
Conan O’Brien did a skit on his TBS show about Pornhub’s new feature of p0rn for the visually impaired. In the segment the TBS show shows us what it was like before the website’s new feature, so they had a service dog narrate the Adult Entertainment video to their master. There were a lot of errors in the bit and the host felt he needed to point them out. There was someone who wasn’t happy with O’Brien’s observations and that was the puppy himself. He was barking mad and he let Conan know it. Eventually proving that a dog can do the job better than the person currently in the big seat.
I am kind of torn by which Ginger I think is better at the job, so can you help me decide?
When we think of Freddie Prinze Jr, we think of him as an actor. Turns out he is also a really good chef and he just released a cookbook called Back to the Kitchen.
Since the book just came out, he is doing press for it and yesterday he stopped by to talk to Conan O’Brien. The TBS late night host wanted know how the recipe for Stalker Pasta got its name. Prinze Jr told him, “I am going to leave the actor’s name out of it, to protect them. But I made a dish on a movie, a long time ago, and the sauce was so good, I am blaming the sauce, was so good, that this person really had a crush on me. And literally when I moved, they would move. And I moved again and they moved again.” Then he added, “When my wife (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and I started dating there would be a car on my street. And when we would have a good night smooch…lights, boom!…And we would both freak out. Then the car would zip down and park in the driveway. Where they moved. Like I wouldn’t know who that was?”
So is it an actor or actress who stalked him, he wouldn’t say. So who do we think it is? Let’s see, he started dating his wife in 2000, so it had to be someone he worked with before that. Could it Parker Posey or Rachel Leigh Cook, who he worked with again in She’s All That, from The House of Yes? Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ryan Phillippe or Johnny Galecki from I Know you were stalking me, I mean, I Know What You Did Last Summer? Brandy or Jennifer Esposito from the sequel? Matthew Lillard or Saffron Burrows from Wing Commander? Anna Paquin, Dule Hill or Gabrielle Union from She’s All That? Or none of the above? We don’t know!
What we do know is that he included it because, “I think everyone deserves their own stalker, so that’s why I put the recipe in the book. So enjoy!” And now I am off to buy that book and the needed ingredients because I really need stalker. Heck, I will even take any guy, who is interested in me just for that night, I cooked him Stalker Pasta!
Bijoux Indiscrets has created the Orgasm Library of real sounds and they are asking you to upload your sounds of pleasure. Wanting to be charitable, Conan O’Brien added his O sound to the library. A sound that makes me feels sorry for his poor wife. As much pity as I feel for her, it is less than what I have Andy Richter’s Mrs. Could you imagine hearing that after sex? Proving that humor helps to save marriages because that is something that both men have going for them.
Dan Levy was up Schitt’s Creek when he had to film a sex scene for the show. That’s because his dad Eugene Levy, who also stars on the show, came down to the set to watch it. Conan O’Brien, like everyone else, was thinking why did the dad watch that in person, so he asked him that very question on his TBS show yesterday. The son revealed that his dad is like a “Dance Mom” who is proud to watch his kid at work. But the dad claims that he is a producer on the show and that is why he was there standing over him as he filmed it. Although his father admitted, “I’m not saying it wasn’t a little creepy. But, you know, it is kind of an icky thing when you are, you know, watching your kid doing a bed scene.” Then again, I am sure the kid has seen his dad go at in the American Pie movies, so they are even. Just not a thing you want to be even on.