Conan O’Brien challenged Seth Rogen and Zac Efron to a game of Mario Kart 8 at the Neighbors 2 frat house and the loser paid a fraternity brother’s fate. In other words, the person who lost the race had to have pen!ses, that were cleared by TBS’s Standards and Practices, drawn all over his face. Seth Rogen lost the first one and Conan lost all the other ones. So at the end of the day, the late night host’s head was full of so many d!cks that were more of them than there were Fraternity brothers in the first movie.
Before Ellie Kemper wasn’t afraid to live underground in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, she was scared of The Man Under the Stairs. How awwwwwdorable was the 12 year old in that 1992 home video she wrote, directed and starred in?
Fred Savage was on Conan tonight and he admitted that he is a big sweater. Not that he wears an oversized one in the winter, but that he sweats a lot naturally. So much so, that one time when he went to the Emmys people were concerned for his well being. One of those people was Eric Stonestreet and the Modern Family star shared his secret to being cool on the carpet with Kevin Arnold. What is it this very cool secret? He wears a cumberbund of ice packets under his tux. Seeing how bad Savage was doing, Cam was willing to part with one of his ice packs to help out his new grateful friend. And grateful he was when he put it down his pants. Actually, he told the TBS late night host, “I was fantastic. Because I looked great and I felt excited.” And now I need an ice pack!
BTW Conan O’Brien revealed how Savage’s The Grinder co-star Rob Lowe manages to look so young and never ages. That secret is moisturizer and creams. In fact, the actor keeps them in pants to have them readily available.
Basically Lowe’s pants are filled with moisturizers and Savage’s are filled with ice, gives new meaning to what The Grinder is all about.
If you have watched Conan, then you know is AP is a real tight a$$. Yesterday on the TBS late night show, we found out why. Last week, Conan O’Brien started having Jordan Schlansky review products he likes and yesterday he reviewed Preparation H Wipes. He carries this around with him at all times because he never knows when he is going to need them. Not for Hemorrhoid flare ups but because he finds that it leaves you cleaner down there than traditional toilet paper.
But doesn’t Preparation H shrink your anus? So that is why he is the way that he is. It’s because it has been shrunk so much that it is tighter than woman who has just gotten a Vaginal Rejuvenation or a woman’s face who’s had too much Botox.
BTW can someone tell him, Cottonelle has wipes he can use? Maybe if he used those instead, he would loosen up a bit? What do you think?
Are you so addicted to your phone that you walk and text with it? Well there is a solution for you that could save your life. That solution is Guiding Hands. Download the app, request a Guiding Hand and someone will come to guide you around so you keep your eyes on the phone and not on the ground.
Wait there’s more, Guiding Hands also lets you text and drive, and so much more!
So if your eyes are more focused on Instagram than what is right in front of you, the Guiding Hands is there to help! No task is too much for them. As you can see at the end of this video that was on Conan‘s YouTube channel while you watch it on your phone.
Garry Shandling suddenly passed away yesterday and the late night television hosts remember him because he changed that format with his fake TV show The Larry Sanders Show. Conan O’Brien has been doing it the longest now and he remembered his friend on his TBS show last night. Instead of doing a monologue, he shared a story about how Shandling was there for him during a time of need. When Conan’s Tonight Show was cancelled, his wife convinced him to go to Hawaii to get away from it all. As soon as they got there, he got a call and it was from Shandling. The comedian told him there was no way to avoid to him and he spent the rest of the trip with his friend forever. It is a beautiful story that tells you more about than man than just his rich television history.
One that influenced Seth Meyers so much, he had to talk about it at the start of Late Night yesterday. The NBC late night show host said that Johnny Carson, David Letterman and Conan O’Brien, made him want to do a late night show, but Larry Sanders made him not want to do one. Of course he was joking, but you can see how influential he was.
These are just two of the touching tributes that were paid to the legendary man. There are many more on Twitter and you can see how much his presence touched the lives of Judd Apatow, Peter Tolan, Jimmy Kimmel, Bob Newhart and many many more.
In the upcoming weeks, HBO will once again air The Larry Sanders Show and when they do I highly recommend watching it. See why so many greats respect the man for more than just his comedy.
Before Jurnee Smollett-Bell was the spirit squad leader on Friday Night Lights, she had a lot of spirit when she laughed on Full House. She looks the same now as she did when she was 7 in that 1994 episode.
So much so, she told Conan O’Brien that people stop her on the street now and they only recognize her from the family sitcom even though she has been working nonstop since then.
Conan O’Brien added a new segment to his TBS late night show where Jordan Schlansky gets to review the products he likes. The first review was for Philips Norelco Bodygroom, a product the AP uses on a daily basis and thinks his boss should try it out. When Conan asked him where, Schlansky told him about the disgusting the red patch of hair at the base of his back that he saw back in 2004 when they shared a hotel room in Vegas.
Then after a long talk about that tramp stamp of pubes, O’Brien asked Jordan to shave it off. Down went his pants and off went the hair. Conan liked it so much, he asked his employee to go lower. Sadly for him that was below the reviewer’s pay grade. I guess he only shaves above the belt.
Whether you want to see the review or not, I highly recommend watching this video because it is the funniest thing you will see all day. Why hasn’t TBS given these two a show together? Could you imagine all the trouble they could get into together? Although, I think only one of them would make it out of the first season alive.
Conan O’Brien has been doing comedy for almost 30 years now and he really has the routine down. So much so, he felt confident enough to release the set list for his Las Vegas show yesterday. It is very simply, “Walk on stage,” “Tell joke” and “Apologize for joke.” I wonder if the comedians who steal jokes will steal his set list? They should. Many many many comedians should. But not Conan because I think he is the funniest host on late night.
When Borat came out in 2006, everyone kept saying how funny it was. I hated it and barely laughed.
Now ten years later, Sacha Baron Cohen was on Conan tonight and the TBS late night asked him about a scene that landed on the cutting room floor. A scene that sounds so funny, I don’t know why it didn’t make it in over most of the other parts of the movie
What was it? An out of work Borat gets a job in a p0rno. But when his big scene cums, I mean comes, he finds an interesting way to get out of it. Or so he thought. When that fails, he finally gets his out performing, but everything leading up to that moment had me all wet. As in tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Why? You just have to hear him describe it in his own words because my retell could never do it justice.