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Die Gary Oldman, die!
July 23rd, 2014 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Gary Oldman is near the top of the list of actors who have died the most in movies, so to honor that Conan O’Brien aired a supercut of his many death scenes on TBS show yesterday. So watch the Oscar winner die, die and die again. Each death is better than the one before.
BTW here is a longer version of his death scenes created by RĂ©mi Enigma.


Conan O’Brien needs to win the Oscemmy for this role!
July 22nd, 2014 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

TBS late night host Conan O’Brien is giving acting a shot in Syfy’s Sharktopus vs Pteracuda, and he is doing everything possible to get the word out there about the movie that debuts on August 2nd. He’s taken out billboards, magazine ads, banners on planes, you name it, he will do anything to get you to tune in.
Besides getting to see a half-shark/half-octopus battle it out with a half-pterodactyl/half-barracuda in the Roger Corman future classic, you also get to see the scariest creature that has ever aired on Syfy. It is called the Conan O’Brien. If that doesn’t give you nightmares for the rest of your life, nothing will.
BTW I finally got why they cast him for a movie during their Shark Week. His hair is just like a shark’s upper fin as it goes to attack you. So out of all the stars out there, he’s the biggest shark of them all. Take that Sharknado and Jaws! Conan is coming for you…


July 21st, 2014 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

We’ve all heard of the Selfie, right? Well tonight on Conan, Carl Reiner and the TBS late night host debuted their creation, the Selfishie. Which is basically two people taking a Selfie together, but one person selfishly takes over the picture. In this premiere photo, O’Brien’s hair was the most selfish one of them all. Dude, the ’80s called and they want their bangs back. I know he always has that flip going on, but it seems more like Jaws sneaking up on you in the water than it normally does.
OK, off to do a Selfishie because that’s how I roll. You know you are going to do the same, don’t lie. So now that you’ve done, don’t be selfish and send it to me.


Conan O’Brien and Dave Franco try Tinder
July 18th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Conan O’Brien was curious what this Tinder thing is all about that his staff is in love with, so he decided to try it for himself. But he didn’t want to do it alone, so he got Dave Franco to do it with him. Tinder, that is.
They took some photos, made up same names, created profiles for themselves and tried to find some matches. After James Franco’s cute little brother had more women after him than fingers on his hand, they decided to meet one of those lucky ladies. Boy, was she is for a surprise!
And now we all wish we were on Tinder when they shot this, so that we could go for a ride in that Sex Machine with duct tape. At least, I know I do.
This bit was so funny that I laughed so hard my throat hurts. And normally my throat only hurts after a good Tinder meeting. If you know what I mean???


Not the Masturbating Bear
July 17th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on Conan O’Brien’s show, the TBS late night host broke the very sad news that his masturbating bear is dying. It looks like our favorite late night bear has polished his last knob and the honey well has run dry.
So we thank you Masturbating Bear for all the excitement you brought into our lives and we wish that in your afterlife you have enough lotion and dirty magazines to keep you satisfied for an eternity.
This bit was so stupid and got dumber with every passing moment, how could I not share this priceless gem with you! So enjoy it like you are bear masturbating as though there’s no tomorrow. Oh wait, there is no tomorrow for him.


Joe Manganiello teaches Conan the ultimate stripper move!
July 16th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Joe Manganiello was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the TBS late night host asked him to show him one of his stripper moves that he learned from his documentary La Bare and Magic Mike. The True Blood star got all our blood racing when he said yes. So the two men stood up opposite each other and Manganiello showed him the body roll. Which is basically part of the lap dance and the man slowly thrusts his pelvis towards the woman or man in rolling fashion. When Joe did it, I threw all my singles at the screen. Then when Conan did it, I placed a penny next to it. It was a good effort and I am sure in time he will have it down. I think?


Jason Biggs tried to breast feed his wife
July 15th, 2014 under American Pie, Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Jason Biggs was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the actor talked to the TBS host about his 5 month old son. Well actually he spent more time talking about his wife’s breast milk. Believe it or not, the American Pie star admitted he tried to breastfeed from his wife and she wasn’t having it. So instead he bottle fed himself the stuff. Before he got to say if he liked it or not, Conan and Andy Richter were completely grossed about it for different reasons. Conan because ewww and Andy because he has had it twice before. Their reaction to it all is so funny, you just have to watch it. It’s like someone should pitch a sitcom based on this interview because it would be a funny show to watch.


Ice T’s great line to prove his wife’s bum is real!
June 24th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Ice-T/ Coco. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ice T’s wife, Coco, is more known for her bodacious bum than being married to him. Yesterday when the Rapper turned actor turned Rocker was on Conan O’Brien’s talk show, the TBS host asked him if it was real. The star of Law & Order: SVU had a lot of great responses to the question. First off, he said if people don’t think that white women can have butts, like hers, then they haven’t seen enough white women. Next up, he explained it as when people see something they can’t believe is real, they just assume it is fake or enhanced. Instead of seeing it as a negative, he sees it as a compliment. That is something I am going to keep in memory box because it is a great way to turn something ugly into something not so ugly.
So that is the deep part of his response, what he said next had me laughing hysterically. He comforts his wife by telling her, “If she had implants, I would’ve blew them out by now.” It took me a split second to get it (because I watched it in the middle of the night), but when I did I was blown (no pun) away by that line. I think we can all agree with those 11 words that Coco’s butt is real. Because her butt hasn’t deflated at all since we’ve gotten to know her.


Ice-T does his D!ck Dance for Conan!
June 23rd, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Ice-T/ Coco. [ Comments: none ]

Ice-T is on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show tonight and they talked about playing vidoegames. Then the SVU star admitted that when he finally defeats a tough level of a game, he does the D!ck Dance. Which basically him unzipping his pants and him wiggling his joystick in pride. Want to see what it looks like on basic cable? Then you just have to play. I promise it is better than it sounds! And Conan and Andy Richter will never be the same.


Who finally made Ice Cube crack?
June 17th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Ice Cube. [ Comments: none ]

Ice Cube is so serious that even comedians like Kevin Hart and Tracy Morgan can’t make him laugh. Well, Conan O’Brien took that as a challenge on his TBS late night show yesterday. Did he succeed where so many other have failed? Nope, but Andy Richter made the Ice Cube melt. What did he say/do that made it finally happen? You just have to watch and see.


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