While several women, including me, have bashed Kim Kardashian for posting a nude Selfie on Sunday, Ricky Gervais seemed to support her by posting one of his own.
You know what, even though he tried to make himself ugly, he still looks better than Mrs Kanye West. Don’t you agree?
Ever since the Hollywood Foreign Press Association announced that Ricky Gervais would be back to host the Golden Globes, everyone wanted to know who the host would rip in his opening monologue. Well, he started out making a joke about Sean Penn being in hiding, but then he played it rather safe. Well, at least he was nicer to the celebrities than he was to nominationless NBC and was brutally honest about the HFPA being BS.
All in all, it was a good start to the awards show, just not a great one.
BTW I liked his ending better, he closed the show by saying, “From myself and Mel Gibson, shalom!” Shalom!
Ricky Gervais was on Conan tonight and he gave new meaning to the expression, “You don’t know your ass from your elbow!” How? He took a Selfie of his elbow and it looked like an a$$. If that is not enough for you, he started adding random things between the bend of his upper arm and forearm which made it look even more realistic and disgusting.
The host of the Golden Globes said he learned this trick from a Classical musician and they spent three hours taking many many many photos of his assbow.
So now that he has taught you this fun little game, why are you still reading this. Shouldn’t you be taking photos of your assbow? If you have Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Spread, make sure to smear it around there because it creates the perfect photo to post on Facebook to shock your friends and family. You could be caption it as, “Just had Chipolte.” Too soon?
Ricky Gervais was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she asked him about his cat Ollie. He went on and on about her as all proud pops do.
The Office boss also explained to her why he only has a cat and doesn’t have a dog. He said that since he travels a lot, the feline couldn’t care that he’s gone but a canine would be like can I go, can I go. There are even more characteristics that he described that any cat staff member can tell you are so spot on.
The main reason why I posted this is because there is nothing sexier than a man talking about his pussy.
Ricky Gervais was on The Tonight Show last week, and Jimmy Fallon asked him if he had ever been to the White House. He had been once and of course there was an interesting bed time story to go with it.
He was in Washington DC for the premiere of one the Night at the Museum movies and he was getting his suit cleaned. The phone rang and it was Ben Stiller informing him that they were invited to go to the White House right then and there. Since he didn’t have anything to wear but the clothes on his back, he went in them. Only problem it was his pajamas. Thankfully for him, they were a nice black pair and no one noticed. At least they didn’t tell him they did.
Too bad, they weren’t cotton ones with pink bunnies on them. How awesome would that have been?
Oh and he also told a story about how he peed on his girlfriend the first time he slept over at her house.