Taylor Swift spent Thanksgiving on the beach, but don’t be jealous because it was on the North East. In others words, she was freezing, but not to cold to do the Mannequin Challenge with some of her friends like Todrick Hall.
Then when they were done posing as stiffs, they broke down and danced. Swift is not so swift at dancing because she reminded me of a toddler who is doing the poop dance. Doesn’t it look that way?
While some stars can’t stop showing off their belly buttons, Taylor Swift is not one of them. Since it is such a rarity when she does put it on display, I just feel the need to share it. So here it is. Enjoy it while you can because we won’t be seeing it for probably another year.
Taylor Lautner might be the star of the young people, but he wasn’t doing what they do until today. That’s because everyone’s favorite Werewolf finally decided to join Instagram and he asked some friends to help him out with his first post.
First he went to Adam Sandler, but his dog wouldn’t let him be in it. Then he went to David Spade, but he was reluctant do it. That was until Lautner offered him a number he couldn’t refuse. That number was 10 digits. Not $1 billion, but Taylor Swift’s cell. Wonder how the singer will feel about her ex-boyfriend giving out her number? She’ll probably be OK with it after she finds out who he gave it to! If they hook up, the couple could be known as Swade. How perfect is that name?
There is a new Apple Music commercial out with Taylor Swift, and this time she is dancing in it as compared to losing a battle with a treadmill. While she dances better to Jimmy Eat World’s The Middle than she does bopping around at concerts, I felt like I had seen those moves before.
Don’t most of them remind you of that legendary dance scene from The Breakfast Club? But there is one important lesson she didn’t learn from that classic movie and that is how to put on lipstick like Molly Ringwald. Ladies, tell me I am not the only who tried it! And yes, I also danced like them too because who didn’t want to have as much fun as they were having going wild to Karla DeVito’s We Are Not Alone.
Side note, how did I not realize until now that the woman who sang that song, is also the same woman who told Meat Loaf to stop right there during Paradise in the Dashboard Light. Do kids still belt out that coming of age song? Please them me yes!
Anyways back to The Breakfast Club, here is that awesome dance scene to brighten your day!
Taylor Swift was running on her treadmill listening to Drake and Future’s Jumpman. She got so into it, she forget she was running and lost her footing. What happens next? She face planted on her treadmill. Even though she ate the floor, she still kept singing. The power of Apple Music, or should I say the power of doing a commercial for Apple Music.
Even though it is fake, it is still enjoyable! Especially for Kanye West.