Even though Taylor Swift vowed not to show her bellybutton, she finally revealed it yesterday while on a trip to Maui with some friends. Sadly, it is normal. I was hoping for a Kyle XY, you know where it is missing and all. Or a John Stamos, one that is misshaped because of childhood surgeries. But it is none of that. It’s just your average run of the mill innie. Not even an outie. So boring. So why did she keep it a secret?
Hugh Jackman shared this photo of himself with Taylor Swift, so do they have something to tell us? Nope, she took her family to see him in The River on Broadway. But for a second it was fun to think there might something between the two NYC transplants. Well, that is if he wasn’t already happily married.
The Brooklyn female rap group, Hand Job Academy, wrote a song called Lena Dunham and the Girls’ star danced to it at Taylor Swift‘s place when she heard about it. At least I think that is called dancing.
BTW, you know, that Dunham is so into herself that she is probably listening to it on nonstop replay. She’s also probably the only one listening to it because it is as lame as her HBO show. I don’t get why people are so obsessed with Girls. Can someone explain the fascination to me?
Thomas Jung replaced the music from a 1989 aerobics’ championship special with Taylor Swift’s hit Shake It Off, and it is like totally awesome how perfect it like works. It’s is almost as tubular as when you play Pink Floyd’s The Wall over Wizard of Oz.
BTW if I were like Taylor Swift, I would totally swap out her music video for the bitchin’ song with this one because it is like so much like cooler. Like wow!
Taylor Swift is in Japan busy promoting her newest album 1989, but she always has time to dance. You have to wonder if Juliette would get Romeo with those moves? I think she would.
BTW I finally figured out what the chart topping singer reminds me of because of this Instagram video, doesn’t she remind you of a Flower Child from the ’60s?
Taylor Swift was on Good Morning America the other day and her appearance was buzzworthy. As in there was a fly buzzing around trying to get an up close and personal look at her. Well, the 1989 singer wasn’t going to have that, so she went back to 1984 and went all The Karate Kid on him. That’s right, she did a Mr Myagi and killed the little bugger as soon as he got within eyeshot of her.
So the morale of this post to the men who date her; not only do you have to be afraid of writing songs about you, but you also have be very afraid of her if she gets near your fly. She might do her killer clap..
Taylor Swift was being interviewed by CTV’s etalk and the singer said that her cats don’t make the sounds that normal cats make. Then she imitated Meredith and Olivia’s meowing, which other cat owners, like me, are familiar with. That is the kittens way of using their voices to let their owners know they are saying noooooooo. Luckily, for me, my pussy doesn’t make that sound that often.
So while NYC’s latest Global Welcome Ambassador (WTF?) thinks her fur babies are possessed, we know that they are not. But then again if she was my master, I would be making hissing like that all the time. Like lady, show some freaking emotion and stop being so uptight. Seriously, she didn’t even flinch or show any emotion as she shared her cats’ music. What is up with that?
It looks like Taylor Swift is taking a break from writing songs about her bad breakups to writing about them about a women who she thinks screwed her over.
The first victim is unnamed, but she detailed to Rolling Stone why she wrote Bad Blood about another female artist. She explained, “For years, I was never sure if we were friends or not. She would come up to me at awards shows and say something and walk away, and I would think, ‘Are we friends, or did she just give me the harshest insult of my life?'” She then adds that about a year ago she got her answer. She said, “She did something so horrible. I was like, ‘Oh, we’re just straight-up enemies.'” Explaining the cause as, “And it wasn’t even about a guy! It had to do with business. She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me. And I’m surprisingly non-confrontational – you would not believe how much I hate conflict. So now I have to avoid her. It’s awkward, and I don’t like it.”
To express her dislike over it, she wrote a whole song about “her” for her 1989 album that is out next month.
However, tonight at midnight, someone came forward with a Tweet that makes it seems like she is the person Swift is referencing. Katy Perry made a Means Girls in a Tweet that reads, “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing…” Is that her way of coming forward and taking claim to being the mysterious woman Swift is singing about on the song?
Personally, I think they are both Regina Georges and I am excited to watch this play out on their albums for the next few years. Because you know this isn’t over.
Tell me, who do you think is the Regina George and who is the Cady Heron?
Taylor Swift has a new kitty and her name is Olivia Benson. That name might sound familiar to you because it is the same one as Mariska Hargitay’s character on Law & Order: SVU. While I love Mariska, I don’t think I would name my cat after her. You know, because of what her character does. Then again I had some fish and I named them after some of my favorite characters, Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, so maybe I shouldn’t criticize.
What is the craziest name you have given one of your animals?